Again With the Weird Hypothetical Shit

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• jester214

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  11 years ago

  I saw an article years ago about a similar device that hooked to the computer and then synced with videos so you felt what the actress was doing in the video.
  
  An interesting concept but I'm wary of stick my junk in machines with movable parts.
• DoctorPhil

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  11 years ago

  you have to take the butt plug out every once in a while or you will always have shit for brains. just saying.
• sharkhunter

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  11 years ago

  I do not believe Steve Jobs would have been happy with an Ivag. He would want a female android to be able to look like a pretty human female with soft realistic skin and be able to carry on a conversation and be able to cook and clean. Then he would want his engineers to build it all overnight and not be happy when they didn't have it yesterday. Of course the market for multi million dollar sex toys was probably limited so he probably kept that one to his dreams.
• sharkhunter

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  11 years ago

  Upgrades would be the ability to talk about sports and know what you were talking about. Plus whatever the engineers at the new apple sex toy industry thought of. Maybe a vibrating pussy with skin that feels real. A vibrating and sucking pussy could be Ivag android v.3
  
• shadowcat

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  11 years ago

  This thread is about as interesting as one about a 3 cheeked stripper.
• sharkhunter

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  11 years ago

  I remember when the iPhone came out, I looked at it in a Best Buy store. After a few minutes I asked the clerk if he had anything with a much wider screen with a data only plan. Steve Jobs must have heard me. lol, The clerk said he never heard of such a thng.
  
  I'm still waiting for 3d hologram technology. I've seen it and used it in arcade games way back in the 1980's so I'm wondering why it's taking so long to come up with consumer products.
• Estafador

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  11 years ago

  Suppose yiu stopped smoking crack. Maybe now you would have more money to go out and buy new ideas. What the fuck is an ivag suppose to be? A computerized vagina? You damn vaginas
• Estafador

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  11 years ago

  An ivag is swedish for to drag away. Put that in the op and see if it makes sense. Good luck
• ilbbaicnl

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  11 years ago

  @shark Android is Google dude. Google's answer to the iVag would be the chrome + cunt = krunt(tm). (Coulda been the chromebox but already used for their laptop, they weren't thinking ahead.)
• ilbbaicnl

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  11 years ago

  I didn't know there were Swedish Black guys.
• SlickSpic

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  11 years ago

  Not The Kid. I'm all natural.
• sharkhunter

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  11 years ago

  Version 3 of the android probably would be done by Google because apple keeps falling back down to Earth sooner or later. It's seems to be the law of gravity.