Suppose Steve Jobs had not died, and he had come out with the iVag. You take your iVag (or a club loaner for the very, very brave) into the VIP. The iVag does strange and wonderful things to your trouser snake while a hot dancer gives you good to way contact.
Sound interesting?
Does this or doesn't this make the dancer an extras girl?
Why doesn't this really exist (under a different name as a non-Apple product)?
Would this violate a strip club's license? Would it depend on which state?


I saw an article years ago about a similar device that hooked to the computer and then synced with videos so you felt what the actress was doing in the video.
An interesting concept but I'm wary of stick my junk in machines with movable parts.