Guy lost his mind when I monopolized a stripper for 2 hours
rickdugan
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Seriously, the guy was practically bouncing in his chair. He was also staring at her, came over to her when she was walking to the bathroom and even said something to the bartender (we were sitting at the bar).
How truly pathetic. There were 15 other girls in the club, but he needed dances from this particular one.
As a little more background, she was an old favorite and we were catching up. She was also getting a little cash under the table, but he had no way of knowing that.
And when she finally went over to him, he went back for 2 lousy dances. All of that queen drama just to hand over his $50 and go home.
How truly pathetic. There were 15 other girls in the club, but he needed dances from this particular one.
As a little more background, she was an old favorite and we were catching up. She was also getting a little cash under the table, but he had no way of knowing that.
And when she finally went over to him, he went back for 2 lousy dances. All of that queen drama just to hand over his $50 and go home.
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I generally don't have to wait very long. With most of them, if she can get free, she does. If not, most of them will let me know somehow. Being a regular carries with it some conveniences.
Dugan, do you just sit back and watch the world and search for ways you can call others pathetic so you can boost your own ego? Geez, dude, at least come up with some good reasons why you're better than everyone else. Not this childish nonsense.
In my opinion, it's kind of pathetic for a customer to pay a dancer to sit and talk with him. But of course it ain't my money.
And I kinda read the “… She was also getting a little cash under the table, but he had no way of knowing that …” line, a bit different – I think Rick threw that in to justify the lockdown as if to say “hey it’s not as if she was wasting time; she *was* making some $$$”.
People aren't robots. Her job is to make as much money for herself as she's comfortable doing being an Independent Contractor and all.
I will agree that there are some "best practices" that probably should be followed. But at the end of the day the lady isn't required to take anyone's money from them.
At my favorite club, I knew my favorite dancer was there, and I was dying to just get some dances with her and bail. Finally I see her and an old guy, obviously her regular, coming out of the VIP. And they're talking and talking, and suddenly this old guy grabs her and hugs her and starts this fucking ballroom dancing with her. And she's like "what the fuck??", and he's pulling her around doing this damn ballroom dancing, trying to relive his youth or some shit from back in the 50's or something. You talk about pathetic? I almost felt bad for the guy, but it was so far beyond pathetic, and I'm sure the chick was so fucking embarrassed, that I just felt the guy was a fucking pathetic loser.
That summarizes those old guys like Dugan who spend a lot of money on this chicks to lock them down for hours so they can play make believe. It's sad. And he calls us pathetic.
My problem is with the pathetic old guys who give her that opportunity. The average guy doesn't lock dancers down for hours, because they're normal, they're only there for a short time to have some fun for an hour or two, and they don't need a substitute for a real relationship with a real woman. They just want some fun. That's what strip clubs are for, just a little fun.
But for the existence of the pathetic old guys who want to use the clubs for some sort of pathetic social experience, there wouldn't be a problem.
I dunno Jerikson, maybe pull down your pants, bend over, and fire off a rocket to get some attention.... lol
The pathetic old guys have a different agenda than the typical club goer, and as a result they eat all the shrimp and tell everyone else to fuck off, because possession is 90% of the law.
Of course you CAN do that, but it depends on whether you're an arrogant prick or not. It's about RESPECT, something that some guys cannot give to others because they're arrogant pricks. Their rights are far more important than those of the people around them.
Personally, I find that attitude to be disgusting. But hey, we all have opinions.
It's not an important issue, but it's frustrating. Like the example I gave of the buffet line. No big deal, but most people would get pissed if the arrogant prick ate all the shrimp, don't you think? Of course they would. Is that busting a blood vessel? Of course not, it's just a pain in the ass. Why do you over-characterize it just to make someone look bad?
And face it, when you go to the average club, how many really hot chicks do you have your eye on? For me it's typically between 1 and 3, unless I'm lucky. And maybe one is the best, and the others not so good.
And one is hanging in the dressing room, one is texting, and the 3rd is locked down with someone. So yeah, usually your choices are fairly limited, correct? So you go out of your way to hit this club, and you sit there and the three chicks you have your eye on are unavailable. Bust a blood vessel? Of course not. But it ruins things and it's frustrating.
Geez people lighten up.
You're getting paranoid, boy ;)
Sometimes, when I decide to go clubbing I am so fucking horny I can't see straight. And there are a couple of my favorites that, if any of them are on shift that day, I'm gonna zone in on them and I MUST have them. There's a fucking Puerto Rican MILF at my favorite club who has an absolutely insane body, and she is incredibly nasty and skilled and the hottest piece of ass.
So if I'm in the club, and I'm so horny my heart is pounding out of my chest, and I see her going into the VIP, and he locks her down for fucking 2 hours? I'd be just like that guy jumping in my seat. Word.
Maybe that's pathetic, but I make no apologies for that. Every guy here knows that when you're really horny, it's out of your control. Is it easy to just get up and drive to a different club in a situation like that? No fucking way.
Oh, sorry dude. I forgot. Some guys here don't understand what an analogy is. My mistake. Just ignore it. Doesn't matter.
But you're right....and the place where the buffet happens is probably a restaurant, not a strip club. Yeah, you're right. The analogy is irrelevant. Thanks, mikey !!!
My confusion about the angst that guys like jerikson feels extends not only to needing on particular girl, but also to needing a lapdance so badly at all. Seriously now, unless it is a club where ITC p4p is on the menu, what's the big deal about a clothed lapdance?
I just don't understand why guys like jerikson get their panties in a wad when they can't get a lapdance. And he can claim that other people are the problem, pathetic, etc., all the reality is made clear by each dramatic post. ;)
You don't get that? Really?
Hello, is there anybody in there? (I'm knocking on your skull...) :)
And deflection can be fine if there's a legitimate reason to deflect criticism. But in this case, obviously, it's ridiculous.
I do what I do when I am being entertained and, in most instances, I am also working out OTC. But if one girl is not available then so be it - there are lots of fish in the sea. ;)
Dugan, the hypocrisy and self-righteous arrogance is astounding. We should call you "Teflon Rick". Nothing sticks to you, you just tap dance around it.
RickyBoy because he has to a pay women just to talk to him. Jerkoffson because he doesn't realize the dollar is King in strip clubs and that's the way it should be.
I remember this one pathetic Japanese fuck who paid a girl just to basically talk to him and hug him every once s while and then bought a dance or two every hour or so. Was in doing this every time I saw him for like month with the same girl. I was like why doesn't he just meet her OTC and fuck her? Made no sense to me, but, whatev. If he had the $$$ he has every right to do that. It's fair and the way things should that he can tie up like that for pathetic reasons if he wants.
I also saw one guy dropping stacks of money just to have a bunch of girls sit with him and have pictures taken.
Their money, their choice. If you don't like it --- bid higher or STFU.
I've been in similar situations, too. One night, I had hoped on visiting with my ATF at the time, but she was tied up with some whale. I still chatted with some other dancers and got some dances from them. Closing time came. As one of the floormen was escorting her back to the dressing room she spotted me, scampered on over, kissed me on the cheek, then scampered on back. As PLish as it sounds, it was a highlight of the night for me.
Another night, I felt like hanging out with another of my favorites at that club. She did stop by my table, got a couple dances, and we did hang out for a little while. But then someone else showed up -- another one of the dancers, off the clock. She left to hang out with but left her stuff with me to watch, like I was some sort of locker room there on the floor. She had one of the floor men give me a complementary club sweater, but it was obvious she wasn't coming back. I was pretty livid -- I really felt stood up -- so I paid my tab and left.
Another dancer at that same club used to be really laid back and fun to hang out with. She'd stop by the table, we'd BS, she'd dance a bit, then make some rounds, and wash-rinse-repeat. She disappeared for three or four years. When I saw her again, she offered to sit and chat with me -- for $50. Apparently her other friends paid for her time now, and she expected me to as well. I just chuckled and shook my head, and she left.
This should be the new motto of TUSCL, in replace of
"It's more than a list. It's the evocation of a culture"
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=a1klMYVvbK8
What I really love is how Dugan changes stories so he looks suave. Dude goes tries to buy a chick in an airport bar a beer at 7:30am and argues with her when she says no...BAM...rewrites the story so he's watching the beer dork. Nearly loses his shit 'cos a whale is dominating a stripper he wants...BAM...rewrites the story so he's the whale.
You're a twisted lil' cruller Dugan.
Speaking of things we've been through before...
The guy at the head of the line isn't responsible for making sure the rest of the customers get the shrimp they want. Likewise, it isn't another PL's responsibility to make sure you get time with the girl you want.
The dancer is her own person. If she's not making time for you, it's because she doesn't want to, not because some other PL is keeping her from you.
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I do what I do because I want to and because I can. If you want her so badly, then make it more appealing for her to be with you than to stay with me. After all, I don't control her or any other girl. They are all free agents who do what they think is in their best interest.
Your problem is that you can't control them and make them do what you want for the price that you are willing to pay. It must be frustrating for you, going to a club with a few bucks in your pocket just to face the same rejection that you get in real life. So you come on here and blame other people for your own misfortunes. You blame other customers for "locking down" dancers, club managers for not micromanaging how the girls allocate their time, and, of course, the girls themselves
Idk dude, but I'm starting to think that strip clubs may not be the best entertainment option for a guy as wound up as you. Perhaps you need to find some other hobbies, like a bowling or softball or *anything* other than going to a place where you always feel so unwanted.
Yeah, how come we don't see more posts from guys going nuts in frustration, waiting for their chance to pay a particular stripper to sit and talk, while some loser keeps her locked down for two hours doing nothing but lap dances? I mean, seriously, who goes to a strip club for mere lap dances instead of it's main reason for existence, paid conversation.
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Chandler, how about option C? That would be nobody losing their minds, period.
Maybe I'm biased because I have long ago lost interest in vanilla LDs. If I like a girl, I would rather drink with her, enjoy her company and the view, and work the OTC angle. My gig works better in some places, and with some girls, than in others. If I am visiting a tourist trap LD factory, or dealing with a girl who doesn't know much more than "wanna dance", then I am SOL. So be it - there's always next time.
Now we've all been where jerikson is at one point or another. A couple of months ago, I was clubbing in Queens and took a liking to a girl, just to see, moments later, another guy make it rain on her with what was easily $200 in singles. Now did I consider that an utter waste of cash? You betcha, but it was his money to spend and that is how he chose to use it. Wanna' guess where she was after her set was done? ;)
Guys spend money in clubs in all sorts of ways and girls gravitate to guys who spend the most on them. It is what it is. Guys who cannot handle this reality should probably just stay home.
Strippers – and more specifically good strippers – are a limited resource in a club – sure a “taker” can say I’m paying for this shit (her) and she’s all mine – fuck you – and there is no law against that – but IMO saying a dancer is all yours for the whole damn shift and fuck everybody else b/c you paid for it is kinda selfish; self-centered, and narcissistic IMO.
There are many things one can do b/c they *can* but “should” they – I can see someone dying of a heart attack or chocking on something and just keep walking – I *can* do that, but should I.
Dancers can be with whoever they want and think the money is best from.
Maybe you should teach him about the game a bit so he'd better off not bitching next time