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10 years ago
Doug, it's starting to sound like you're playing too much Illuminati.
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10 years ago
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GACAUn-retired: Met my ATF. Married her. Divorcing her.
Alabegonz, she probably knew exactly what she was doing to you, and it sort of sounds like a porn version of "Leave It to Beaver."
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10 years ago
Sounds like she was trying to set the connection, sort of like "Even though we had just met, it felt like we were old friends."
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10 years ago
John, it sounds like she has a seriously good work ethic, too, something that's lacking in a lot of dancers.
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10 years ago
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GACAUn-retired: Met my ATF. Married her. Divorcing her.
GACA, if you catch yourself heading to the bathroom to whack off every time you see a good-looking woman, then you're a sex addict. If you're able to restrict yourself to strip clubs and other sexual avenues, then you're just a horn dog.
As far as needing money and looks, it doesn't take looks, nuts, I'm about as average looking as you can get, I'm older (53), and I work a cheap-ass, minimum-wage job, but I still manage to meet up with an occasional dancer. They just aren't in this area. Like others have suggested, travel -- and research -- just might be your best options.
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10 years ago
Clubber,
Maybe so, but I found it to be just a huge ass waste of time and money. That night, I had a feeling I should've just gone to a movie, but, no, I had to try out another MP. Stupid, stupid, stupid....
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10 years ago
Damn cops. If they aren't trained and licensed as strip-club security, they're nothing more than thugs!
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10 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
I wouldn't mind just renting a flick and staying at home, but, no, I get to work -- and I'll have to deal with all of those drunken idiots on the road. Joy.
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10 years ago
KPrince, is it listed in a neighboring city maybe?
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10 years ago
Good news and congrats, MixedNuts. Sometimes even just a perfectly legit massage feels great.
Some masseuses, particularly the less-than-legit ones, will have their share of SS, too, though. During one massage, one masseuse went on about her upcoming wedding (which was going to be the next week), tension with her mother and impending in-laws, and her worries about why she felt her husband-to-be didn't trust her. The last part she was going on about while jerking me off. Yeah, instead of relieving me of my stresses, she just added to it.
Another time, I was doing what I could to enjoy a half-assed massage when the masseuse started going on about school and all of the problems she was having with her studies -- and crying. So instead of being able to just lay there and relax, I wound up spending a good chunk of the session comforting her.
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10 years ago
Should've LDKed right in the kid's eye. That would've taught him.
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10 years ago
Maybe she was worried you recognized her as a dancer from another club.
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10 years ago
Thanks, Clubber. Y'know, I might have to start looking at something other than just the comics section of the paper from here on out, although I'll probably still want to look at that first.
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10 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
He might have a calendar of himself in his office. Good to see that the girl stepped forward though, instead of letting him get his way. Damn thug cops!
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10 years ago
Yeah, the kid was probably a strip club virgin. You should've told him the shows cost extra.
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10 years ago
Just finished reading it. Okay. I'm an idiot.
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10 years ago
Clubber,
It may have its origins in PC BS, but, like I said, I just use it as an empty, expedient platitude. Perhaps this might work better for you:
"Happy fucking holidays, you senile, cantankerous old shit!"
; )
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10 years ago
It sounded like he has more mommy issues than most, possibly including Norman Bates. He probably should try with an escort first, maybe a Backpage girl.
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10 years ago
Maybe if he's buying -- and paying for all of our travel expenses, too.
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10 years ago
I enjoy tacos, burgers, and pie.
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10 years ago
Naytch88, ideally if a strip club does have a bathroom attendant, the bathroom *should* be clean, but that isn't always the case. In one now-defunct club in Winnipeg, all that bathroom troll did was hang out next to his tip jar, handing out mints or offering sprays of cologne. The bathroom itself had to be one of the nastiest I had ever seen; nuts, the toilets weren't even usable, it was so neglected by him.
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10 years ago
With the air dances you mentioned, I wonder if audience participation isn't allowed any more, which really could make it "Theatre Performances Only."
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10 years ago
Jester and Mikey, I stand corrected. Thanks; I'll take a better, longer read of the article after work and make a better attempt at pulling my head out of the sand/my ass then.
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10 years ago
Pass. Some definition's always nice, but, nuts -- those thighs look like they could crush my skull.
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10 years ago
Early after 9/11, Bush was not just looking for but demanding that a link be found between Iraq and the terrorists. Before Bush and Cheney even took office, per CNN, Vice-President-Elect Cheney had been checking out the CIA files on Iraq. I wish that they had said if he had also checked out the files on other aggressor countries, but *IF* that was the only one, it looks like Bush and Cheney had Iraq in their sights from the get-go, at least to me.
The inspectors found no evidence of the weapons, but the Bush Administration published its version of their reports, claiming to have found weapons. Thousands and thousands were not killed by Saddam's chemical weapons; last I remember, 148 people were. That's it.
Saddam was putting on a huge front, not so much for the U.S. but for neighboring countries, countries that he feared would try to invade Iraq. Face it, wouldn't you think twice about invading a country if its PR machine pretty much bragged about all of those weapons it had at its disposal?