Comments by carolynne (page 3)

No, but I remember the first dance I gave. It was so hot I didn’t want it to end, I gave him freebie after freebie.

I’ve worked that show. Lots of fun.

She'll spend time with YOU!

I always make sure they're 18 before I abuse them.

whenever I get a quizzical look because I'm with an older, less than attractive man, I hold up my hands about two feet apart and then silently feign screaming with pleasure. Never fails to make their jaw drop or their face to flush!

I get asked for my number so often I had cards printed up. A lot of guys also offer to follow me home and help me get my groceries inside... so nice of them.

The guy asks sheepishly "are you okay with big cocks? my gf says my dick is way too long and thick and I fuck her way too hard. I'm really frustrated and horny."

i can see why they need to supplement their stripper income with robbery gone bad

in my experience a lot of waitresses are just more choosy and go on "dates" outside of working hours.

i'd give this discussion topic a gong

who wears a condom during a lap dance? do you think my cooties are going to go straight through your pants?

lame

In Utah "full contact" means putting your hand down your pants.

Fuck more often

Every time I go to work.

12. Have a dick bigger than my thumb, for god's sake

It does feel really good to rock back and forth with my legs crossed.

I'm lonely for throbbing cock... is that normal?

Hell, who cares. I thought you guys just wrote reviews so you could read the other reviews for free.

For the love of God, just tell her you think she's so hot, that she makes you so hard that it hurts, and that you can't wait to pump her full of your joyful juice... well, that approach worked with me yesterday.

I'd rather fuck and have the lasagna afterwards.

Young guys like him are great. They might cum in seconds the fist time (happens with me a lot) but they stay hard and can cum over and over.

I need way too much sex to put eager guys off for even a few minutes!

I felt a guy's crotch and said wow, you're huge! Must be 10 or more inches, he was all embarrassed, said no, it was more like 6" but just seemed a lot bigger. I said no way, I'm a stripper and I've seen em all sizes, and I can tell. He got even redder, and said I was right, but that he didn't like to say so because women were afraid to sleep with him. I said he was the first man in history to lie the other way! I told him I needed to see it and judge for myself, took him to the back and it was every inch of 12. I gave him a freebie on the spot. He became an otc regular, one of the few I've had who could routinely make me pass out from the intensity of my o's.