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My ATF quit or was fired from the club where she's danced for five or six years. After several months which included drug rehab, working bachelor parties, and unemployment, she seems to have settled into a new club and states…
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Several years ago, my ATF and I had been working, moving furniture on a hot day. We went to my hotel room and we showered together. She dropped to her knees and took me in her mouth and spit out…
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"Participating in a gun buy-back program because you think that criminals have too many guns is like having yourself castrated because you think your neighbors have too many kids. "
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Bouncer charged with stabbing in New Bedford August 18, 2014 - 12:00 AM NEW BEDFORD — A man was arrested early Saturday morning, charged with stabbing a victim in the neck, police said. The victim was taken to St. Luke's Hospital with non-life…
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Once upon a time there lived a beautiful Queen with queenly large breasts. Nick the Dragon Slayer obsessed over the Queen for this reason. He knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try to touch…
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. Arguing over a girl's breast size is like choosing between Molson, Heineken, Carlsberg & Budweiser. Men may state their preferences, but will grab whatever is available.
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As I'm sitting watching a rain delay in the PGA Championship I'm reminded of the late great George Carlin's quote to the effect that watching golf on TV is like watching two flies fuck. I just tried to call…
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Several nights ago an old fav called me, said she'd like to see me and asked if I'd take her out for a coffee. I explained that my stripper budget for the month was gone, but she said she just…
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Only one review today? And that one is written by LDK's son "Jizzinpants".
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My ATF has been a stripper for about 7 years. I first met her almost 5 years ago and have seen her OTC at least once a week for the last four years. She has a BF who's been with…
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My ATF has been through full drug detox and rehab either 17 or 18 times in the past 13 years. Obviously, it hasn't worked. She is the queen of relapses. However the drugs she's used ( primarily heroin injections, smoking…
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Over the last three nights I had three different dancers perform the act of fellatio upon me. All very nice, but all very different. Night one: my first VIP with this dancer and she agreed to a blowjob for a…
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Here's a story most can't match: my ATF has been a heroin addict for at least ten years. She's usually on and off methadone but says she really hates it. She gets dosed early in the morning and is lethargic…
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I just read a blurb in last week's Time that a study done in the UK indicates 1 in 5 adults would have sex with a robot. Hmmm. Might be higher if they polled tusclers. Comments? I've been waiting for…
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I just sat down after getting in from golf and The Voice is on. Apparently Shakira is a judge and Gawd, is she hot. Her hips don't lie. I'd pay to watch her strip naked. Any of you perverts like…
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Today I had scheduled an OTC at a local hotel with my ATF. She had said she'd rent the hotel room. An hour before we were to meet I sent her a text saying , where and when are we…
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There's a dancer who I've known for 4 or 5 years and have enjoyed her favors several times both itc and OTC. A week ago she called me and I went to her house to pick her up. She hasn't…
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I was recently with a dancer for some OTC action and while blowing me she moved down and licked and sucked my balls, then licked further down towards my ass. She started fingering my asshole while returning my dick to…
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I was with a dancer at a hotel and after we'd had our fun and showered we were lying naked on the bed and she asked if I was familiar with "what's up there"? She asked if I'd reach up…
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One commenter asked who was the best "old timer" on this site. I love reading Farmerart's adventures and Shadowcat's insights and humor. I just returned from 2 weeks in south Florida where I was surrounded by OLD people. Being…
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I once overdosed on Viagra. My ATF took it very hard.
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A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation in Jerusalem . While they were there, the wife passed away . The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her buried here in the Holy Land for $150 or we…
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Well, the AFC Championship Game pitsTom Brady vs Peyton Manning. This classic matchup should be a great game. I asked my ATF if it hurts or helps the dancers. She predicts a deadly slow Sunday afternoon while the game…
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What's the difference between a group of intelligent female pygmies and a women's track team? One is a group of cunning rents while the other is a group of....
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I dug myself into a hole financially with my ATF and have not been clubbing until I rebuild my reserves. There's another gal who still dances sporadically from the same club and I've been seeing her about once a week,…
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