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Changing clubs

My ATF quit or was fired from the club where she's danced for five or six years. After several months which included drug rehab, working bachelor parties, and unemployment, she seems to have settled into a new club and states…

gawkerVeteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 2 10

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Manscaping

Several years ago, my ATF and I had been working, moving furniture on a hot day. We went to my hotel room and we showered together. She dropped to her knees and took me in her mouth and spit out…

gawkerVeteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 31

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Clint Eastwood at 83

"Participating in a gun buy-back program because you think that criminals have too many guns is like having yourself castrated because you think your neighbors have too many kids. "

gawkerVeteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 2 7

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3am'er

Bouncer charged with stabbing in New Bedford August 18, 2014 - 12:00 AM NEW BEDFORD — A man was arrested early Saturday morning, charged with stabbing a victim in the neck, police said. The victim was taken to St. Luke's Hospital with non-life…

gawkerVeteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 2 3

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Today's joke

Once upon a time there lived a beautiful Queen with queenly large breasts. Nick the Dragon Slayer obsessed over the Queen for this reason. He knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try to touch…

gawkerVeteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 13

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Breasts

. Arguing over a girl's breast size is like choosing between Molson, Heineken, Carlsberg & Budweiser. Men may state their preferences, but will grab whatever is available.

gawkerVeteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 2 20

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Watching golf on TV

As I'm sitting watching a rain delay in the PGA Championship I'm reminded of the late great George Carlin's quote to the effect that watching golf on TV is like watching two flies fuck. I just tried to call…

gawkerVeteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 2 36

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Strange company

Several nights ago an old fav called me, said she'd like to see me and asked if I'd take her out for a coffee. I explained that my stripper budget for the month was gone, but she said she just…

gawkerVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 2 13

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Reviews

Only one review today? And that one is written by LDK's son "Jizzinpants".

gawkerVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 1 4

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Familiarity breeds....

My ATF has been a stripper for about 7 years. I first met her almost 5 years ago and have seen her OTC at least once a week for the last four years. She has a BF who's been with…

gawkerVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 2 30

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Drug rehab

My ATF has been through full drug detox and rehab either 17 or 18 times in the past 13 years. Obviously, it hasn't worked. She is the queen of relapses. However the drugs she's used ( primarily heroin injections, smoking…

gawkerVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 1 27

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"Polishing the Knob"

Over the last three nights I had three different dancers perform the act of fellatio upon me. All very nice, but all very different. Night one: my first VIP with this dancer and she agreed to a blowjob for a…

gawkerVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 9

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Drug detox

Here's a story most can't match: my ATF has been a heroin addict for at least ten years. She's usually on and off methadone but says she really hates it. She gets dosed early in the morning and is lethargic…

gawkerVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 3 15

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Time magazine

I just read a blurb in last week's Time that a study done in the UK indicates 1 in 5 adults would have sex with a robot. Hmmm. Might be higher if they polled tusclers. Comments? I've been waiting for…

gawkerVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 1 10

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Shakira

I just sat down after getting in from golf and The Voice is on. Apparently Shakira is a judge and Gawd, is she hot. Her hips don't lie. I'd pay to watch her strip naked. Any of you perverts like…

gawkerVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 1 11

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Confusing which stripper you're meeting

Today I had scheduled an OTC at a local hotel with my ATF. She had said she'd rent the hotel room. An hour before we were to meet I sent her a text saying , where and when are we…

gawkerVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 1 1

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Funding sources

There's a dancer who I've known for 4 or 5 years and have enjoyed her favors several times both itc and OTC. A week ago she called me and I went to her house to pick her up. She hasn't…

gawkerVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 2 10

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Prostate massage

I was recently with a dancer for some OTC action and while blowing me she moved down and licked and sucked my balls, then licked further down towards my ass. She started fingering my asshole while returning my dick to…

gawkerVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 2 9

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Gynecological exam

I was with a dancer at a hotel and after we'd had our fun and showered we were lying naked on the bed and she asked if I was familiar with "what's up there"? She asked if I'd reach up…

gawkerVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 2 12

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Age & sstripclubbing

One commenter asked who was the best "old timer" on this site. I love reading Farmerart's adventures and Shadowcat's insights and humor. I just returned from 2 weeks in south Florida where I was surrounded by OLD people. Being…

gawkerVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 2 43

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Viagra overdose

I once overdosed on Viagra. My ATF took it very hard.

gawkerVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 4 10

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Joke of the day

A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation in Jerusalem . While they were there, the wife passed away . The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her buried here in the Holy Land for $150 or we…

gawkerVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 2 8

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Brady vs Manning

Well, the AFC Championship Game pitsTom Brady vs Peyton Manning. This classic matchup should be a great game. I asked my ATF if it hurts or helps the dancers. She predicts a deadly slow Sunday afternoon while the game…

gawkerVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 1 15

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Joke of the day

What's the difference between a group of intelligent female pygmies and a women's track team? One is a group of cunning rents while the other is a group of....

gawkerVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 1 9

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What's wrong with this picture?

I dug myself into a hole financially with my ATF and have not been clubbing until I rebuild my reserves. There's another gal who still dances sporadically from the same club and I've been seeing her about once a week,…

gawkerVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 2 22
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