Pandora's Adult Cabaret

I found myself in the area with a little bit of extra time on Saturday right about noon. I think my car knows this and the autonomous system takes over. It wasn’t long before I was in the parking lot.…

I’m not sure if the alcohol made this visit seem better than recent ones. But we had a great time and there seemed to be hotter ladies. We didn’t know if they were serving alcohol yet so we…

Waitress brought my drink and I tipped her a few bucks. Looked around and noticed several familiar faces, Liz, Imagine, Kendra, Monse, Amita,Mimi, and Anya. A few of the regulars came by and offered a dance but I…

I had not visited here for a few months, as in several months before all the changes. I had a long drive to get to Seattle, did my business and arrived at Pandora's at about 12:30 pm, driving…

Been awhile since I been to a club. Decided to check out ol reliable. Pandoras has gotten some renovations done. New extended bar that now serves beer and wine. Bigger stage and more seating. Place looks great. Admission is now…

Decided to checkout Pandoras since they’ve added beer(soon to be liquor as well) to the place. Pulled up around 11pm Saturday night and grabbed the last parking spot in the main lot. Paid $21 cover which comes with…

Standard review disclaimer. Seattle clubs are all about the extras. Clubs dont care. Cops dont care. Dancers dont care. So if you dont like it, turn your mf head.

Hit the club. Paid the $21 cover. They got beer now.…

I arrived perhaps an hour after opening and I was the first gent there. It was late December. The place was still very much under construction for the changes coming in 2025. Some have complained that the…

Found my way back to my old reliable club. Situated on the busy stretch of Lake City Way. I was looking to warm up on this chilly afternoon. Pulled into an unusually busy parking lot, which is…

Found myself with some free time I in the afternoon and cash in my wallet. Dangerous combination when I’m close to Pandora’s.


I paid 21 bucks to get in. Very remodeling. Sounds like it’ll be a full bar since the ad…

Went to Pandoras early from work on the way back home around 3:45 PM. The layout did not change from my previous visit. For a detailed description of the layout, please refer to my earlier review for the club.

i…

Not too far off of the main drag a long, winding road with businesses and residences on either side. The club is in the north east part of town - for me, it’s no concerns at all as far…

Okay, I am more aligned with the movement of the club. Seeing more daytime talent and definitely noticing different advertising structure on IG, which is awesome. They are posting day and time for girls, which is great.

On my…

Went in on a Wednesday about two weeks ago to have some fun before the drive home. Parking lot was about half full which does not seem to happen very often on a mid day Wednesday around noon. …

Went in on Wednesday which had not done before. A few cars in the parking lot. The I paid the $21 soda fee and sat down.

For those that don’t know 2 stages, only one in use on this day.…

Club details; $21 cover to get in. It includes a drink. You enter the corner of a long rectangular room. The main stage is dead ahead. The DJ, and the bar are to the right. A second smaller stage is…

This will be a short review for a short visit. Rolled up to the Pandoras around 1pm after seeing their instagram line up had some of my favorites: Naomi, Monse, Cierra.

Inside was clean and the LDA was private. I'm…

I finally gave in. Been to this club many times, have my favorites, and there are many that are always a pass for me. Some keep asking as if they'd never seen me before. Some just don't bother anymore. Works…

Went around 9pm last Thursday. The place has been described many times but it feels even more dicey with all the construction around. The lap dance area at least feels more private now that they put the walls up.

Paid the…

I travel to the Seattle area frequently for work and visit Pandora and other clubs (near the airports) once in a while. I have to say that Pandora is in a rising trend.

There's construction in the club. I talked…

Went on a post-holiday visit early Monday afternoon. Disappointing! The parking lot was empty, which should have been a sign. The club, though clean, was in dis-array from the construction and there were only 3 or 4…

First visit to a SC in a very long time. Review is from back in Dec. Decided to treat myself as a birthday present, did some research on TUSCL and this place seemed to be a must visit.…

I decided to try something new and went to Pandora’s on Sunday. It should be know that the club opens up later on Sundays then it does the rest of the week. 1pm vs the 11am rest of the week.…

Wrote a review, but it got rejected. Must be Minnow operating the show. Anyway went on Thursday as I heard Monse was back. I arrived and paid my 21 dollars just to get in.

Saw that they had…

After a long holiday break, i felt the urge/need to release some pent up holiday stress. For me, the P almost always delivers. So off I go, arrived at the club late afternoon, parking lot was somewhat full. Paid 21…

I went in on a Friday early in December hoping to see if one of my favorite dancers would be there. She often works on Fridays. Knowing she usually arrives later in the afternoon I showed up a bit early…

Club details; $21 cover to get in. It includes a drink. You enter the corner of a long rectangular room. The main stage is dead ahead. The DJ, and the bar are to the right. A second smaller stage is…

Went in on a Friday around noon. Parking lot wasn’t too full. Paid my $21 and got my soda. Can’t wait for the real drinks .
By this time several dancers working the main stage . Two stages , some…

$21 dollars to enter. Usually Sundays are more of a miss than a hit, with maybe 2-3 girls working right at opening. I came in maybe an hour after opening and the parking lot was packed.

Waitress…

Hadn't been to ole Pandy in awhile, but the boys were here so we went for it. Parking was bare since they have a VERY small lot. Paid the standard 21 to get in and get the imitation…

Housekeeping: (VIP Rooms on both sides, two stages, dark lightning and a clean men's room) non-smoking Parking lot was half full.)

$21 cover includes a drink, still a rip off. IIRC from the sign that they are working on a…

I haven't been to Pandora's in many years. I was passing by on a Sunday evening at around 9:00 pm, and thought it might be a good time to check this place out.

The parking lot was fairly empty, possibly I…

Paid 21 dollars to enter. The parking lot was almost full but I was able to find a spot. When you enter you see there are two stages and a lap dance area in the back.

Today I came to see…

First time visiting a strip club, so take that for what you will. Read up on all the places close by Seattle and this seemed like the place to be.

Got there a little after 10pm on a Monday. $21 gets…

On my 2nd night in Seattle and after a frustrating visit to Sugar’s the night before, I decided to check out Pandora’s. I had looked at several reviews and had some idea of what to expect. This place is definitely…

Arrived a little after 8 pm on Hump Day (aka Wednesday). Paid my $21 and entered. Was quickly greeted by the bartender who grabbed me a Sprite.

Not many other customers around when I first arrived. I think I…

The location is on Lake City Way (relatively close to two DJV owned clubs). Smaller parking lot was almost full — although many park at the almost never open roadhouse next door.

The big news is they are…

Oh the weather outside was frightful. It's been very cold in the area lately but no snow and ice to deal with. Still it makes getting from the car to the front door a brisk power walk without…

Monday the 2nd, there were so many girls listed as being in the club on IG. Had to be around 15 during day shift. So I went Tuesday hoping the momentum would carry 1 more day with a…

Club details; $21 cover to get in. It includes a drink. You enter the corner of a long rectangular room. The main stage is dead ahead. The DJ, and the bar are to the right. A second smaller stage is…

Stopped by on an early Monday at open. The parking lot had a few cars in it. Went inside and paid the $21 cover and got my soda.
For those that don’t know there are two stages, but at open…

I rarely visit Pandoras on Wednesdays but I was very happy I did on my early November visit as there were many dancers I had not previously seen. Happy Hour has a reduced entrance fee of $11 instead of…

Went to Pandora's on Thanksgiving at open. Usual $21 cover. For awhile I was the only guy there. On holidays they usually have a small buffet set up. My favorite gal came over and we got a room. $70 for…

After a wet and windy weekend, I needed some heat to get my work week started. No better way than a visit to Pandoras.
Pulled into a half full parking lot. Paid $11 happy hour fee and waitress…

Had some free time on Friday afternoon and headed down to Pandoras around 3:15. Parking lot was pretty full.Paid the entry fee of 21$ and asked for a soda. I will spare the details of the club in this review.…

Arrived on a Sunday. $11 happy hour cover between 5pm and 7pm. 2 stages but only one was used. Ordered drink at the door and they bring it to you at your seat. Watery soap in the men's room. Is…

Came in around midnight on a Thursday night to a pretty empty club. Probably around 10-15 girls working but most were in the back with a few walking around or on stage. 21 to get in the door and I…

Pandoras is located right next to a 5 lane busy road. The entrance is located on the south side of the building so any cars driving northbound can see you. Luckily the stop light is a quarter mile…

What is happening to my little club. It is so slow in the day time. Maybe they should lower entrance fee during day to get more folks in the club to buy watered down drinks. They need…

Club details; $21 cover to get in. It includes a drink. You enter the corner of a long rectangular room. The main stage is dead ahead. The DJ, and the bar are to the right. A second smaller stage is…

Had a Long work week, decided to leave early and make a stop to the P for a fun start to my weekend. Parking lot was somewhat full which was a good sign. Paid 21 at the door, nice curvy…

Haven't been to this place for a long time, so thought i'd try it as i had some time to kill. Went in during Happy hour - was asked $21 to enter - i was quite surprised and asked them…

Came in on a Thursday night to have a little mid week fun and unwind. Checked the lineup on IG and saw a good number of dancers and headed in. Paid the $21 door cover and took a seat in…

This club is chill. I am a longtime veteran.

Clubs in Seattle are just different. Until recently you couldn't drink alcohol in a strip club. Now you can but Pandoras don't have their license yet.
Pandoras charges $21 to get…

Went in on a Monday. It was about at open. Parking lot was fairly full of cars. Paid my $21 to get in and my amazing diet soda. Was seated and waited for the rotation to start. If there isn’t…

Decided to go in on last Tuesday around 11:30am. Parking lot was pretty empty but this was the only time I could stop by. Went inside and paid $21 for entry and drink. Made my way to…

Showed up mid afternoon and there was plenty of parking. I paid my entrance fee and enter to see a typical afternoon shift. There was one stage going and I could wee there were couple dancers with customers in the…

Thursday is not a day I usually frequent Pandora's. I arrived a little after the start of Happy Hour (5 PM) to take advantage of the $11 admission fee and mostly the half price VIP room rate.

I saw so…

Decided to make a trip back to my old reliable. Made the 25 minute drive on lake city way. Passed a couple of Deja Vu clubs with empty lots. Not surprising. Parking lot was relatively full…

Got off work early on Friday so why not really get off at a SC. Messaged my buddy to meet me at Pandoras @4.
Must be payday. Lot was already jam packed. My buddy messaged me he was stuck…

Stopped by after work a few Thursdays ago with just about an hour to kill. Paid $21 cover and went inside. Two stages at Pandora's, but during dayshift they usually use just one. It was busy, about 10 girls working.…

I stopped in the Pandora’s ’s early afternoon. The roster was full of veteran dancers. Jessica, who’s been in the industry for a long time but recently made a return to Pandora’s was there. She’s enhanced and…

Hey mongers! I’m coming to Seattle next week and planning to stop by Pandoras. Been reading reviews to gather intel on which dancers I should target from some extra fun in the back.

Problem is that most of the good, detailed reports are on day shift dancers. I likely will only be able to visit at night (likely Thu or Fri).

Would anyone be willing to comment on which night shift dancers are the most fun and open minded? PMs are fine as well. TIA!

I visited and paid my 21 buck to get in. Guess what, It was dark inside. I found a seat. stage shows happen in the front of the club. There are two stages, but during the…

Swung by on a weekday afternoon hoping for some fun. Lots of girls, more than usual it seemed, but mainly the same that have been around for awhile. Settled into my usual spot with a good view of the stages…

Club details; $21 cover to get in. It includes a drink. You enter the corner of a long rectangular room. The main stage is dead ahead. The DJ, and the bar are to the right. A second smaller stage is…

Came in on a Monday afternoon and had a blast! First, logistics. Off Lake City Way and pull into an L shaped parking lot. Always a security guard there and they also take the cover charge. …

Really don't need to review the physical layout except to appreciate the ample free parking during the day and to complain about the $21 cover charge. I visit maybe once a month and for the last year have rotated…

At just south of 1,800 reviews this club has certainly been described in detail. Not much to the layout - to me it’s a standard club. Parking lot seems to be much better than before. It’s an avg sized club…

Dancers here normally to take off their bottoms on stage. Monse is the only one that does.
Who are the dancers with Large Labias?
Nice meat flaps.
Liz comes to mind.
Please post your experiences. Thank you.

Coming in from BC about an 1.5 hour drive, Pandora's is one of my go to strip clubs when looking for some fun. I like this place due to the mileage I am able to get. I went to Pandora's…

I regular at Pandora. They charge me $21 to come in. I order 7-up.
Nobody there! Only two customer.

I sit at table. Watch Dancer. I know many. Some no like me because I cheap. Haha.

I see a sexy…

Decided to stop by Pandora's on the way into town last Monday around noon. Probably 8-10 cars in the parking lot. Went in and paid $21 cover for entry and drink. Took a seat near the restrooms…

I don't know what to say anymore.
I will go over the basics of this club.
A) It is on Lake Shitty Way. Pot hole filled parking lot.
B) $21 total to get in. This includes the mandatory purchase of…

I went all summer without going to a club. So it was nice to finally get back this Thursday afternoon. I got there around 12:30.

Pandora's has been described to death, so you can skip this paragraph. Pandora's is on…

Arrived about noon. The parking lot had a few cars. Not enough cars to make you think it would be busy inside, and it wasn’t.
Walked in a paid the $21 cover charge , and ordered my soda. I took a…

Came here on a Sunday, with a Mariners win and a Hawks win I had to celebrate. I came here with the intention of seeing Anya, my go to white petite dancer, last couple times she’s been busy with…

It was one of those very hot Seattle afternoons during the Seafair weekend. I wanted to escape from the heat for a few hours so I decided to see what was happening at Pandora's. It was happy…

I went on a Tuesday afternoon and paid the 21 to get in. The air conditioning was worth it. Nothing has changed in this club. there are booths you can rent for 45 to 70 for 15…

Club details; $21 cover to get in. It includes a drink. You enter the corner of a long rectangular room. The main stage is dead ahead. The DJ, and the bar are to the right. A second smaller stage is…

After watching a big UDub win, needed to celebrate so off to my fav club.
Pulled into half full lot which was newly painted
Paid the overpriced $21 entry then entered the bat cave.…

The decor is the same as stated in the other reviews.

Paid $21 to get in at 1pm on a Friday. I think this club is best before 3pm if you are looking for extra "fun".

First I spoke with Naomi, who…

Lots of hot girls here. Got some 3/$100 lap dances from Sheila and Lilly. Sheila is a huge assed Latina and gave a fun and grindy lap dance. Lilly is a Vietnamese spinner and gave a very handsy lap dance…

This place is slipping.
6 Dancers working. Rooms are 2x the price of their local competition. Selection of dancers is going down because they are not making any money either.

Ok so. $21 to enter. Wtf bruh. Your…

Early Monday afternoon in mid-summer. Layout and overpriced cover ($21) unchanged. Expected it to be quiet but it was dead -- parking lot (free) empty, maybe one other patron, small handful of dancers on one stage (often vacant).…

Went midweek during happy hour before 6pm. $11 cover, which included a drink. One stage was opened. Many of the daytime girls had already left.

Past the entrance area, you'd see 2 stages at the place. Only one was in…

Free parking!

Cover is $21 (in the afternoon anyway at around 3PM)
this includes your first drink.

Dances in a separate area for $40 per song is what I was told

This place does not serve alcohol, so my buddy orders two cokes for…

Stopped in Sunday evening to see one of my go-to dancers but regretted the experience. Pulled up and paid the $21 entry and got a soda and took a seat next to the bar. The club wasn't super packed but…

Was feeling bored and decided to hit up pandoras for the second time in as many weeks on friday. entered around 12:15 amid heavy rain.
Layout has not changed. please refer to my earlier reviews for a detail of the…

Decided to go drop by Tuesday around 12pm on my way home. Was hoping to see Anya but no luck. Parking lot had a half dozen cars, went in and paid $21 for entry and drink. Sat…

Who’s your favorite dancer? We all know who is the subject of at least half the reviews….

i was driving by the place and decided to drop in around 6 pm. since it is happy hour time, concert is 11$ that comes with a soda or water per your preference. i asked for water and grabbed a…

Made an afternoon trip and paid my 21 dollars to enter. Parking lot had plenty of spaces this day. Came in and got my soda that came with entry. Today I came specifically to see two of my favorites. The…

Checked the line up on a Thursday afternoon and saw lots of potential. Among others listed, there was Mandy, Kendra, Naomi, Viktoria and Sunny as well as sure shots like Monse and Adorra. Seemed promising enough that I planned to…

After a couple of solid late afternoon Tuesday visits my coworker and I booked another Monday evening flight to Seattle just so we could get an early start on Tuesday and finish work in time to hit Pandora’s before 5:00.…

Headed into Pando’s on a Friday night after a show around 11:30PM.


This is a Seattle indie club, a one-off situated a couple of miles from I-5 on an old highway. It’s the typical auto dealerships, Chinese restaurants, and shitty…

I had nothing to do July 4 so headed to Pandoras after a short disastrous visit to Deja Vu, Lake City. Yes, I know, what could I expect on Independence Day! There were approximately 5 or 6 dancers, which was…

I stopped in just after open. The parking lot didn’t have very many cars, so wasn’t sure who was working, but went in anyway. Paid the $21 and found a seat, and tipped the waitress when the soda arrived. …

It's been a minute ya'll. Well, maybe more than a few minutes. I've mostly been going to SC's on my travels around the country. I decided to go to a Seattle SC for the first time in…

For me having free time and cash on hand mid week is pretty unusual. Found my way to Pandoras mid afternoon.

For those who need to know the club essentially has three sections. The general seating area, where the two stages…