The Body Club

First stop on my east to west tour just over a month ago. Club not changed since last remodel. DJ just as chatty as always. No restroom recon so can’t comment.…

I spent a recent weekend Miami and stopped by the Body on a Friday evening. I got there just before midnight. The tiny lot on the side of the club…

I was bored on a Monday afternoon before a flight home so i went to this club. I have been here many times, mostly pre-covid vut some post. Both at…

First time visitor to this place. I did a bit of recon on area clubs on a recent Miami and landed on this spot as one where I'd be almost certain to…

So this review is actually my second visit in as two weeks. I went the Friday before and had a good time. This visit was weird. There were quite a bit…

Arrived at the club at 1:30 PM on Tuesday. Sat at the bar and got 2 sprites. There were 2 dancers with some regulars who did not approach me but one dancer…

I checked out the Body on a recent Sunday afternoon. I took an Uber from my hotel. I was greeted by a security guard outside of the club who patted…

This is a bit of an explicit review, but it’s the only way to tell the honest story. Limited parking but easy to find. Got there about 4:15 and it was reasonably…

I was in Miami over the weekend so I decided to visit the Body on Saturday night. I had a good time during my previous visit back in late December 2020…

I was in SoFlo so decided to check out this club. It is on a busy street in Miami, with very little parking. But it was worth the effort. There is security when…

Best experience to date, especially after the disappointment at Club Madonna. $10 fee when I entered around 10pm. It was a very slow day, but there were many ebony girls…

I visit this club annually whenever I make my annual trek to South Florida. On this occasion, I was very time constrained and found the traffic while on my way to…

Was in town and wanted to hit this spot. The parking lot is a piece of shit (dirt/rocks/potholes). I got there around 2-2:30, no entry fee, light patdown. Went…

Went here a few Sundays ago for the second time in a couple months. If you're driving by, blink and you'll miss it. Lot to the right of the building, ample but…

On my first holiday to the US in 18 long months, I headed over to the Body after a long of travelling & watching an AEW Wrestling show at the James…

--------- NOTE: --------- This is a pretty-long review of a small-black club – skip it if this type of club is not of interest to you --------- I will break up this review in 3-sections: I) Intro II) Visit…

I was in Miami over the weekend so I decided to check out the body club since it was relatively close to the hotel that I was staying at downtown/brickell (~20 min…

I think this club has suffered the effects of COVID - mostly a let down. I went here in the early afternoon as usual, so I know not to expect a sea…

Saying I felt a bit out of place would be an understatement. I was the only Asian there, and there was only one other non black there. That being said, first time…

So, this is for yesterday, a post covid review of the place I loved this place a few years back, for its debauchery. I know most of you would say going in…

I was going basically past The Body on my way back to my hotel after being at Dean's Gold, so I swung in a bit after midnight. Parking was a challenge in…

I was headed to the Cheetah in Hallandale on UFC fight night - when I got to Cheetah - could not even find a parking spot. Sent a text to my…

I will break up this review into 4-sections: I) Intro II) Club Details III) Visit IV) Conclusion ------------ NOTES: ------------ * this is a very-long review since I haven't written a review in a good-while (at least a good-while for…

I am an older, white guy from Wisconsin who visited Miami for a winter getaway in early January. As usual when I am on vacation, I visited a couple of SC’s. I…

Prelude: I visit South Florida every January for one week, usually opting to stay in the Lauderdale vicinity. This year, in large part due to the Sterling reviews I have read…

I havent been to this spot in a minute and I know the girls provide value for your dollar. Got in around 3 pm on a Sat and they had the…

So, it happened, I was in Body on 1st day of the year. What can be said, here is the layout with some changes. The pool table is back to its…

So, this might be a bit late to review, but I need to get this out as it might benefit my other monger friends. I was in with my friend, and…

I was here once before, a year and a half ago, and was eager to return. Visited on a Saturday afternoon/early evening from 5:45-7:45. Parking was very, very tight, but…

I was staying in South Beach on business. Was at a hotel on Collins and decided to go have a little fun. Normally when im in Miami, i will go to…

I was working in Miami for a business meeting which ended around noon time. I was heading north about 20 minutes north of the Body Club - and looking for some…

Family reunion in Miami this weekend and leaving Sunday so I went for out to see the sights by myself. Around 3am I ended up at The Body because it was the…

First, my original username is Dlee305 but forgot the password and do not know email it’s attached to. This review pertains to the day shift which I frequent primarily. During the day, it’s…

---------- NOTE: ---------- This is kinda a long wordy review of a small-black club visit, thus skip it if short on time or patience or the subject-matter does not interest you ----------- I will break-up this review…

The layout of this club has been thoroughly documented - small club - old club - Miami dive. Seems like every six months or so they reinvent the layout with regard…

I have reviewed The Body Club several times so I won't get into the layout details of the club; for specific club layout details refer to my August 28, 2013 Body Club…

Headline: I really like this place. After many clubs in the past few months, I have to come back and write about body. I just really like this place. The girls aren't…

This was my 2nd time visiting this club, the first time was a couple of years ago while traveling. I walked in and was patted down and paid the entry fee.…

Had a friend come in town for the holidays who is a Miami native. He wanted to go check out The Body. I've been here before and know that this spot has…

So on my last night in the MIA, I wanted to get an experience at a black club. The Booby Trap was cool, but it was expensive AF. I made the 30…

--------- NOTE: --------- This is a fairly-long review of a small black-club - thus skip-it if short on time/patience or the subject-matter does not interest you --------- I have reviewed The Body Club (BC) several times…

If you know the history of this club you Already know it's an Extras factory! Me and a couple friends went to The Body Club last week around 7 P.M. The parking…

My first time there. Friend told me about it. The buisness next to the strip club is very territorial about the parking so be aware of cones or the owner (of other…

I have reviewed The Body Club (BC) several times so I won't get into the details of the club; for club details refer to my August 28, 2013 Body Club review. As…

Hadn't got any trips back to this area for a while and flew in up near Orlando, but had all day Sunday to kill so made the 2hr drive or so down…

Let me start by saying this may just be a person problem... BUT - I think this place has lost its gusto. The past couple of times I've been including last Tuesday…

After a quick message with the great Papi I hit Body Club on a saturday afternoon. I arrived around 5 pm. Very small parking lot really. I was lucky…

First-time visit to this club. Arrived on Saturday at 7:00 pm to catch the tail end of day shift and stayed until 8:15 or so. Free parking, no cover, a…

Recently in Miami with a friend and we decided to hit up a strip club was looking for another club but got lost and just happened to come across The Body Club. Entry…

I visit Miami 3 to 4 times a year. I prefer to hit the strip clubs during the daytime when you can get the cheap happy hour drinks before 8pm, less…

Entered the club just after opening on Wednesday afternoon. There were five to ten dancers on shift. All were AA. I would consider three of the girls up to the…

---------- NOTE: ---------- This is another long Papi Chulo editorial of a small-black club visit - thus the usual disclaimer to skip-it if short on time/patience and/or the subject-matter does not interest you ---------- Will break up…

Quick 24 hour flight in/ out for a business trip. After Papi turned me on to this place it is my first stop anytime I get lucky and travel to this area.…

So on a recent 10 day trip down to Miami and Boca I had chance to visit on reco from Papi the BC. Now I’m a white dude who likes the…

Had most of Tu free and after being somewhat out of SC-action for most of the last 2-months, decided to recon some clubs I've visited in the past so I could see…

This is more of a rant/update than a review. I frequent The Body on occasion. Typical black club that occasionally makes changes to make them appear as a high end club but…

The Body Club is almost legendary here on TUSCL, as kind of an insider's club. Think, your favorite strip club monger's, favorite strip club. Why my visit here does help me understand…

It's been two years since my last visit to The Body Club . I wanted to stop by during the day, but work responsibilities didn't make that possible so I did…

Well, I visited Miami for the first time in many years. And stayed on Miami Beach which was gorgeous and warm (while at home was freezing), but expensive as hell. And one…

---------- NOTE: ---------- This is another fairly-long review of a small black club - thus skip it if short on time/patience or the subject matter does not interest you ---------- INTRO: ----------- I have reviewed this club several times…

Body Club (BC) has traditionally been my go-to small-black club and I have reviewed it in detail on multiple previous occasions - this will just be a quick ("by my standards") update…

I do like this club a lot more than just about any of the other ones I tend to go to. The girls are usually really nice without being pushy.…

First off, all respect due to Papi Cullo for his extensive reviews on the clubs in Mia. I'm from NJ and came down for the weekend. After reading most of…

Visited the Body Club late afternoon. Usual - no cover charge - no parking fee and management nice upon entry. I stepped to the bar for a Hennessey - Female…

I wanted to hit up a club for the afternoon shift. I tried Lexx and Foxxy, but then landed at the body club the next day and it was awesome. the first…

I have reviewed this club on many occasions - this will just be a an FYI for those familiar w/ Body Club (BC). Was there a couple of weeks ago on a weekday…

I stopped by The Body around 4 pm to kill some time and check out what the club had to offer these days. The Body hasn't changed much. If you like thick…

I do enjoy AA dancers and decided to give this place a try on the advice of Papi Chulo. I arrived at about PM and saw a good number of dancers with…

For many years, this has been an excellent black club. I used to frequent this place very often when it was known as Secrets, and it seems that the layout of the…

Note - PM is kinda long so read it when you have some free time. First of all The Body Club is an all-black club; I assume that you know that and that's…

Went to this place to see game 4 of the finals. They charged a $15 cover. I assumed it was $15 only because the game was on. I can't imagine paying…

Not expensive but kinda small if you are looking to stretch your cash it seems like a good place. was my first time there still need to go back more to get…

So I'm one holidays again in Orlando & had a few hours to wkill 0 minutes (and everyone knows Orlando's clubs suck)!, so I bored at my hotel & decided to make…

I visited last Memorial Monday, after spending almost an hour at Foxy Lady waiting for girls to show up. Parking was free on side of club. Free cover, it was…

It has been a while since I have been down south to hit the Miami clubs. I was anxious for the start of the Second game of the NBA finals and…

They got the sexiest black ladies with all kinds of body types...And all of them are so great with what they do to you there... I had the most erotic and satisfying…

Went here as i had a bit of time to spare on a Friday afternoon and had heard about the ridiculously cheap bar dances. I only stayed about half an hour, partly because…

Choose dancers wisely for VIP. I got finessed wisely for $40 expecting extra services. Some new chick, I don't remember names but I said I wanted to bust a nut for $80.…

Well it was an epic fail for " Gassagain Live" at the Body Club. I was in search for the ultimate Oreo cookie, and all I got was a Cuban sandwich at…

BLUF: A low key place, right off a main road in northern part of Miami. Best value for your money anywhere in Miami. The space is small vs other strip…

This is the ideal place if you want to get your money's worth. I didn't go during their peak hours and i still had a good time. The dancers are black and…

I am a regular so I just listed my last visit. I prefer going to strip joints during the day to get more bang for my buck. The girls are hit or…

I made a trip down to this club late on a Monday afternoon at approximately 6:15PM. Parking is always an adventure immediately around the club but they do have a over…

I visiting the body club earlier today, and it did not disappoint. I had about 2 hours to kill and decided to give it a try. It was good as always. I…

Stopped in after several of the posts . I have been to a lot of strip clubs throughout the US and have been to several "black" clubs. Have to admit,…

Interesting place. The girls were not coming up to ask for dances as I had expected. I was sitting at the bar, and had to actually ask passing by girls…