I needed a spreadsheet to track the dance options

Devil's Triangle was conveniently walkable if you're staying in downtown Seattle. The cover charge on a Friday evening around 9:30pm was $22. The club was downstairs. It was a small club, with a small stage and pole and a bar off to the side, though no alcohol is served. The door guy said something about a nearby place to get a drink, but I didn't listen carefully. The bartender gave me water in a glass for free.

On average the dancers were overweight. Individually, they were distinctive - one with giant fake boobs and big hair, another with tattooed nipples, another with short hair and a face full of piercing, etc. Overall, not great, and none of them stunning, though only a few were really unpleasant. The ones I met were friendly, with many straddling my lap to chat and sell dances rather than sitting next to me.

The stage show was forgettable. I think they got topless and danced a bit. I don't remember anything about it, honestly.