Tootsie's Cabaret

Got there around 10PM on a Thursday night, there were a bunch of cop cars with flashing lights outside, which made me a little paranoid but the bouncer said that was their own security so there was…

So I’ve been wanting to go to Tootsie’s for a long time and have read several reviews on it in the past and finally got to experience it myself.

We went on a Sunday night and showed up probably…

I went to the club at around 7pm on a Tuesday. Although it felt somewhat empty due to the large size of the club, there were actually a decent number of girls there- probably about 25, mostly latina (cuban, most…

Was in MIA again so the wife and I stopped in for a few drinks and hopefully a few dances.

We’ve been there before and we were on the fence about getting the VIP wristband; didn’t know if it was…

First time coming here, and I for sure spent more than I was hoping too. when you go in there are two levels and I didn’t want to spend the money at first so I stayed on the first floor.

When…

Came in Friday afternoon. No cover before 7 pm. Drinks reasonably priced. Fiji water $3.25, Corona $4. Food still amazing. A wide variety and tasty. Private lap $26, VIP $100 for room, you negotiate tips with the lady. All above…

Visited tootsies early evening. Place was very busy. Lots of hot dancers walking around. Didn’t grab a drink as I was driving. Football was playing on the TVs but I was more interested in the dancers.

Found a slim Cuban…

I just turned 21 and this would be my first time going to any strip club well actually that’s a lie. I went once in secret when I traveled with my brother and sister-in-law to Munich Germany. Either way, I…

What is the vip privacy situation at Tootsies?

My wife is not a fan of the communal bench/couch seating in many vip dance areas. She prefers something more private where she’s not sitting between a couple of horny dudes like myself.

Would love to find a club in the Miami area with some real vip privacy … maybe even with a curtain or a door? Anything like that in town?

Club was easy to find. Plenty of parking. Lots of lighting. Building was huge. Walked up to front. Bouncer did quick search and asked if I wanted VIP on 2nd floor or regular seating on…

Hi guys, I’m looking for a club where I can reliably get a HJ for less than 150. Where would be best to go?

Got here around 1am. $20 to get in on Friday night, Saturday night, or big event night (example: big boxing match). Was offered VIP upstairs but declined (don’t remember the price offer but last time it was $40). VIP upstairs…

For all the regulars in South Florida clubs, wondering how you guys evaluate the risks of STDs in high extra clubs like Toosie's? Even when constantly wearing protections, the risks won't be completely gone. Have there been any known cases of people getting STDs from strip clubs?

Tootsies is one of my favorite club because quite frankly it’s one of the largest, exotic clubs you can go to in our country. It has everything you want from big screens, large VIP rooms, open seats, etc. However, every…

Was in town for business a day early so I could enjoy some local talent – ok the talent is imported but for purposes of this review, I’ll refer to it as local.

Landed around 1PM and picked up the rental…

This is my second visit to Tootsie's. Used to go during the week. Please see my prior review about the weekday visit (cover, dance, drink...). This time decided to try Friday evening. No cover before 5 pm. They have this…

I went with my girl here, it was my first time at a strip club. Ladies were free cover and I had to pay to get in. This club is more of a relaxed chill environment on the main floor.…

Went there in one of the hot summer days. 90% Cuban girls with varied English skills. Definitely a high extra clubs. Went to the VIP rooms twice with different ladies. The first one seemed quite experience. She said I could…

Alright so this place is crazy even if you have been a few times. I reserved a table for a group of 8 and we got three bottles. The service that came with the package was right on time and…

This a combination of 2 visits.

First visit was when I visited it together with other clubs same day. Unfortunately the bouncer was very aggressive ran up to me, with a wand and rudely demanded I give ID even though…

Tuesday Night at 10:00 pm. As you enter the club the bouncer wants to know if you want to go up stairs, the VIP area, which I went to. $30 cover and they took me up the steps.
The upstairs…

My favorite place in Miami. Cover is $10 after 5 pm. Doorman checks your ID and waves metal detector. Extremely polite and friendly. Always shakes hands with you and a big smile. When you leave, shake hands again and say…

I had a stopover in Miami coming back from South America so headed here. It’s quite a way from South Beach but there’s lots to see here.

I talked to the bouncers and when I told them that I’m…

Quick (as in less than 5 minutes) visit on a Thursday afternoon. Club had been described ad nauseum, so I will spare you. It used to be a BJ's wholesale club (ironic I know) and is cavernous on the inside,…

Pulled up in the evening and parking lot was packed. Standard security pat down and ID check. If I’m not mistaken over was $10 I think.

Huge open layout with stage in front center and 2 bars on the left…

It was a Friday evening about 1:00 a.m. I was about to turn in then I realized that Tootsies stays open until 6am. I arrived at this very large will lit building. You have the option to pay for valet…

Same old in terms of quality of
Girls and prices. 90% Latin, with some black and Asian and whites mixed in. Of the Latin dancers about 90% are Cuban, and you’ll find a few other nationalities on rare occasion. A few…

Just went their this weekend and there are a lot of girls and all of them want to party with you in one way or another.

First off, they were extremely aggressive. Pinching your nipples as you walked by, grabbing your wrists and trying to drag you away.

Second, all asked if you are a cop.

Third, all of them asked if you want to do coke.

Fourth, all asked if you wanted to go upstairs to the sky suite. Some were very descriptive of what goes on up there.

But basically you pay $200 to the lady at the door, for 30 mins. You have to pay her extra if you dont want her to check in on yall. You then have a discussion with the girl of what you want. Our waitress informed us that you should expect to spend no less than $700. And from talking to a lot of girls she was right.

A friend spent about $2k and he said anything and everything was allowed.

We spent about $600 for a bottle service, which actually gave us 1 normal size bottle and a smaller one.

I had a good time, and would prefer going here over some night club.

Visited on a Tuesday from 3 PM - 6 PM. Even though you’d think this would be a relatively dead day, still about 40 girls working.

80%-90% Latina, the rest maybe African American, African-mix. Most latinas are Cuban.

Girls even…

The girls are decent looking. Mostly Latina, some
Mixed, and Asian and European Sprinkled in. I haven’t seen a few of my atf’s who have gone missing from here for More than a year. Maybe they switched clubs. Been trying…

This was my second time visiting Tootsies. Two completely different experiences. It was pretty empty due to it being the end of a holiday weekend (Memorial Day).

The main floor had a decent amount of girls, however the place was generally…

This place is one of my favorites for sure. Arrived with a friend and two free admission coupons. Got asked if for $10-$30 (negotiable) extra wanted to start upstairs in the VIP area with a private bar, stage viewing area…

Visited this joint on a Wednesday afternoon. Third time going here. Always go during the day shift to avoid the crowns. Also not the safest neighborhood you want to hang around at night. Was not interested in any extras but…

This was my first sc ive been to and was an experience. Inside it was packed, big stage with two tall poles the go up to the 2nd floor. The girls were very friendly asking wana dance? Fully nude performers…

Went here with a group of friends for a bachelor party. $20 cover at the door after 10pm on a Friday. Two drink minimum was not strictly enforced. Security and another person kept pushing the bottle service package but it’s…

In Miami on a work trip by myself. Strip clubs are a great place when you're out of town and lonely because you can have a few drinks, talk to girls and maybe get some titties in your face…

Hit up Tootsie's on a recent Miami work trip. I'd been there once before waiting for a flight and had a really good time with a lot of hot girls. So I'd been anxious to go back. …

Went in on a Tuesday afternoon at around 3 pm since I had some time to kill before my flight from FLL. The club itself is “huge” with ample of free parking. No cover, quick pat down and in I…

Girls here are decent. I would say 80% Cuban, 20% other ethnicities like white asian Russian black. i thought i saw a midget here so that was a surprise too. I’ve seen them at places like vixens but not here,…

Second time to a strip club. Went to Tootsie’s earlyish (around 6:00-7:00), early enough where they did some raffle for a free drink or shot. The place was very large inside and a separate section for lap dances. They had…

I visited Tootsies on a Monday around 10 pm. Monday is typically the slowest strip club night of the week, and this was a slow night at Tootsies. However, I kind of enjoyed the slowness. The lighting was good, the…

Stopped in with the wife one night while we went to Miami for a heat game. Had a ton of dancers available, although at this club you don’t really get more attention bringing a woman in.

Place is huge, now…

First off we need to correct this listing, lap dances are now exactly $26 on the first floor as signs taped to the walls in the lap dance room clearly state. Not $25 or $27, but $26. Why? Who knows.

Went…

I took an Uber from Miami on a Tuesday around 8pm- it was about $30 each way. Parking lot seemed safe and there was either a cop or security out front with lights flashing. When I got to the door…

I’ve been going to tootsies for years now. I know the place pretty well. At entrance you’re given open to go Upstairs vip for extra money i declined but will probably try it one day as i hear the…

About a few weeks ago, I went too Tootsies on a Friday night to try it out again. In the past, I’ve had a few bad and/or expensive trips here at night in comparison to the good trips during the…

I went to Tootsies this past weekend on a Saturday. It was my first time going to this club, being from out of town. The line to the club was quite long but moved quickly. I paid the cover which…

Wouldn't have come to tootsies, but was with a friend who was first time in Mia so had to do the tourist trap. ample parking as usual, we got there around 10pm. Since we were at the Panthers…

Tootsie's is one of the best places I could have chosen for my first Miami strip club experience.

You can either pay $20 entry for the first floor, or $30 to have access to both floors.

I find the extra $10…

Who knew showing Ticketmaster tickets could be the golden ticket for a fun post game experience. My girlfriend and I hit up tootsies after an inter miami game because we saw on tootsie’s instagram that it was free entry with…

Drake and Pitbull have rapped about Tootsie's. The protagonists in HBO's Ballers were chastised for expensing thousands here. It claims to be the number one club in country. Does it live up to the hype?

I had a debaucherously good time…

Big parking lot that you’ll always find parking in. Entry was $20 (fri/sat night price. Price varries by day or time. I think free during weekday afternoon, but evenings it’s $10 or $15).

I’m a regular at tootsies (I go…

A place that can give you what you want! Aggressive dancers and some that will stare at you waiting to make your move. I think they watch who goes into the private dance booth because when I bought 1 dance…

Football is back and usually Saturdays at Tootsies is jumping with ladies. Their were plenty of ladies with 90% being Cuban and the 10% everything else. The ladies seem not to bother you or push for lap…

I want so badly to love this place. It's such a great club on the inside. As many have noted, it's impossibly huge. It used to be a BJs Wholesale club. They did such a great job converting it. I…

Had a dream visiting this club for the first time and arrived on Friday around 10pm.

The parking lot was well lit with 2-3 police cars stationed at the entrance. This is probably the safest club you will ever find.…

During last weekend, I decided to head out to Toots because it’s honestly my favorite club in South Florida due to the size and large amount of dancers.

One of the great things no one talks about when it comes to…

Big parking lot. Big venue, 2 stories. 115+ girls this night. I tend to come during sporting events as the atmosphere is more fun and of course a lot more people and girls want to come.

One unique feature of…

Have visited 4 times in the past year and have had varying experiences. Visits include weekday afternoons and night but never a weekend night.

So much has been said about this club already but thought I’ll give more color for…

This may be the biggest strip club I have ever seen! I went last week on a Saturday, and I have never seen so many beautiful women in one place. I’ve been in wal marts that are smaller than this…

I found myself at Tootsies on Saturday night to watch a fight as it had both UFC and a Boxing PPV going. I didn't even want to end up here, because I was legitimately trying to watch the fight and…

I have not been to Tootsies in over 2 years I think. Still reasonable $10 cover. Sat down and immediately had a older mom (still hot) sit down. We chatted, felt her thigh while moving toward her butt and it…

Place is like the mega mansion of clubs.

With an upstairs, downstairs, back room with pool tables and multiple bars there’s a lot going on - and a lot of woman going around as well. No cover while the sun…

Tootsies is just a strip club with decent food. If anyone comes to this tourist trap expecting extra frills then they are outta luck or a baller. Got here right after 8 to watch the Heat game with…

For Cinco De Mayo, I decided to travel down to South Florida for the weekend to enjoy some time off and relax at the beaches and clubs. One of my favorite clubs down there is Tootsies and has a reputation…

Intro

Having gone to Toots for over a decade, I decided to finally try an early afternoon to see if Old Toots had a better offering than the stale and mercenary evening lineup. Post pandemic, this club I feel has…

Another visit to Tootsies. Big parking lot. Went after big ufc fight was over so parking lot was calming down and opening with space (before a big fight this lot will be full and they open an overflow lot in…

Yes, this place is huge. The parking lot is huge too, and has golf carts if needed. IIRC, cover was $8, we got there a little after 8, free parking. We spent a good amount exploring the…

I was in town for a fishing trip and decided to visit this place since it's described as the biggest club in the state. It is a remodeled BJs Warehouse and I could not get over how absolutely MASSIVE this…

Went on a Thursday night solo around 8. No cover but paid $10 to go upstairs. My first time at Tootsies and was amazed at how huge the place was. There were about 20-25 dancers and about 5/6 patrons upstairs…

I showed up at around 2am on New Years Eve. Immediately was accosted by a young Venezuelan girl and I ended up staying with her the whole time. She told me that everything was on the table in private. Spent…

After paying the cover and getting wanded went in and almost immediately got approached by a little hottie of Mediterranean extraction. She was cute with big fake breasts and had no inte tion of letting go of my arm…

Hola amigos, not looking for anything mileage or extra related. Anyone hung out with these dancers before? They still around? Asking for a friend lol

Feel free to dm me.

This review covers two visits. A quick one (my first since Covid) on 1/2/23 when I was on my way to Key West and a longer one on 1/16/23 on my way home.

Nixur68 gave an accurate report…

Tootsies is a former warehouse that's a strip club or sports bar with strippers. It's freaking enormous. The first level has a bar, one main stage that has shows with girls flipping around doing all sorts of cool pool tricks.…

Club: Huge with two large stages. Very attractive women. I paid the extra $10 to go to the top floor where it's a little less crowded and the hotter girls tend to roam.

Prices: $25 for lap dance is standard. I…

Went to Tootsies on a Friday Early morning. This is my first Stripclub experience in Miami, have been to Vegas once and one in California. The dance and timings felt very unnatural. Dancers most of the time started mid-song but…

Not really, but a funny mention none the less: https://www.instagram.com/p/Cl…

Stopped by here on a tip Saturday around 10. Place was busy, lots of customers, a decent number of girls. TBH, wasn't very impressed by the quality of the girls. All of the seating was reserved, and the place was…

I paid a visit on 11/23/2022 around 12:30 AM. The layout is still the same and nothing has changed. Around 25 dancers with Cubans being the majority. Clients skewed younger White/Spanish males.

Noticed quite a few female customers and couples in…

First time in Miami and first time at a strip club. There’s no better place than a strip club past midnight with the boys and a quick google search showed us that Tootsies is basically an institution.
We arrived in…

Tootsies Miami. A famous place. Unfortunately this place has really gone downhill.
I was in Miami last week and went to a few places, this one a few times. Times visited varied: weeknights and weekend nights (on the earlier side -…

Have visited 4 times in the past year and have had varying experiences. Visits include weekday afternoons and night but never a weekend night.

So much has been said about this club already but thought I’ll give more color for…

Finishing our trip to SoFlo and the prior couple nights found our way into DD. Some guys said they were going to Tootsie’s after they left DD on the previous night so since only two of us remained in town…

Small group of us went after leaving a club earlier. The was small like to get through security but once inside there was no wait. Initially paid $20 cover, then was offered and ended up getting bottle service.I'm pretty sure…

I hadn't been to Tootsies in over a year since there have been widespread reports of prices being crazy but I was in town and decided to see if things have settled down a bit. They have but they're still…

Who is the tuscl member that has a HUGE number of tootsie reviews? it was like maybe five years ago I stumbled across this one particular member and he obviously loves tootsies. i’d like to see what else he’s contributed since.

PLACE: One paragraph should describe the PLACE. Mention cleanliness, thug factor, music level, dj annoyance factor, lighting, etc.

I had some time to kill on a Saturday and decided to stop in. The place is HUGE, with an upstairs and downstairs.…

This was a great place. Two levels to the place upstairs and down stairs.

Upstairs cost $20. You get a wristband and it has a small bar with an area for dances. IMO I like it more. First time I…

Went after a college football game, we left at halftime as it was a blowout and got to tootsies around 10pm

Bouncer offered us a vip package at the door, there were 6 of us and it was $600 for a…

Hit this spot on a Weds night around Midnight and it was pretty quiet but enough people that you didn't want to leave. The club was clean and MASSIVE. They do a check for weapons then you pay $10 at…

I visited Tootsie's on Saturday around 11pm. The club is easy to get to from I-95, and the parking lot was huge, with plenty of open spaces even on a busy weekend night. Parking is free, although there is a…

Rolled up to Tootsies in the early afternoon. No cover to get in, was seated near the stage by the manager. Almost immediately, a dancer came over and asked me to buy a lapdance, before I could even order a…

If you are in Miami, you have to visit Tootsie's. It is a site to behold. Not the greatest area of town. But the parking lot is huge and it is patrolled very well. …

Spending a few weeks in Miami and this was the first club I visited. I wasn’t asked any cover charge but was told that if I want to go upstairs - there is a 20 dollar cover. I spent most…

I’m visiting Miami from out of town. As always, I looked up the various indispensable reviews and info on TUSCL. The big-name place appeared to be Tootsie’s.

It’s a beautiful huge place with lots of beautiful women dancing and hanging…

I’ve been to Miami many times, but this was my first time partaking in the strip club experience. Tootsie’s kept coming up as the go to spot, so I decided to check it out.

The lapdances cost more than I’m used…

I just left Tootsie's after being away for about three years. I have to say, things have greatly improved. There was a time when the majority of the girls were of the Thiccccccccc variety and very few spinners or…

This review is late. This is from my February 2022 visit. I’ve been. Super busy with work . As always I got extra details in PM. Now let’s get to it.

- your lasagna loving fat cat, Garfield

Every time…

Great experience. Ridiculously gigantic place. And just when I thought I'd seen it all, there was another floor! Crazy!
Place can probably hold hundreds of people, but I arrived not that long after opening, and there were maybe 6…