Comments by beekers

Because of the age difference, it's hard to make a fair comparison. Harper certainly wins the cuteness prize. Avluv has that vampy, trampy, "I'll do anything" attitude. She has a very attractive mature look. I like to see her melt down to a puddle of quivering jelly. Her squirting is noteworthy, for those who like that. I'll take Avluv.

At my age, there's no such thing as an older stripper!

Talk about lipstick on a pig!

No one has mentioned the Gold Club. I had a couple of pretty good afternoon experiences there - one girl was a champion pole trickster. It's on the same lot as a pit beef restaurant that is worth the trip. I haven't been to the Block for a long time. I went to Chez Joey and it was okay in the afternoon, but short on young cuties. Street parking is the only option if you're driving, and the street guys will offer to wash your car. The guy that came up to me claimed the police allowed the homeless to 'wash' cars to make a few bucks. I didn't buy in. However, my vehicle has never been vandalized in the daytime or early evening. A Baltimore police station is right in the neighborhood. I hope this helps. Let us know your experiences there.

She might not be known in every household, but Lucy from Trailer Park Boys would get my vote.

I bought one a Woody figurine with the explanation that I was giving her a Woody because she always gave me a woody.

Answer with as much honesty as she would if you ask her if you're handsome.

Check the reviews for Showcase Theater in Beltsville MD. Haven't been there myself, but it might be worth the trip. Beltsville is about 10 miles from downtown DC. Forget the DC clubs for mileage.

Titzafloppin?

I consider it an extra. I think your customer is into you, and the HJ is icing on the cake, sort of.

I think the Falcons' loss in last year's Super Bowl was a much more humiliating defeat. They had the win in hand, and suffered a complete meltdown. As far as the Vikings, they were on the road in the Eagles' home stadium. They didn't play their best game to be sure, but look where they got this year. Admirable!

The most I would say about a dancer using her name is she was great looking, fun to be with, had a good time with her. Leave any specifics out. On the other hand, if she was a ROB or general beyatch, I think it's fair to pass that along with a name.

I don't tip for talking if she invited herself to my table - but I'll tip after the dances, if it goes that far. I don't want talk to drag on if I have no interest in getting dances, so I let her know. I don't buy drinks for dancers on the first encounter unless she's got my motor running.

She'll be your good friend again the next time you show up with money.

My son was out of a tech job almost 6 months. He went to a Christmas party with some former co-workers, met a former co-worker there who hooked him up with a new job. Point is, don't overlook opportunities to be around people you know in your field, no matter how seemingly unrelated to your job search.

I go for the oldest tolerable-looking woman in the joint, just to save that embarrassment!

I'd suggest biding your time until the next stupid fad rolls in to replace it.

I'm no expert on the block, but the times I've been there the clubs and women have been sleazy. If you're in the hunt for extras, you can find them there, but you may get some extras you'd rather not have, and a high hustle factor. I went to Hustler once, and considered it a waste. I'd try some of the other clubs first. I've had good times at McDoogal's, but it's far from fancy, non-extra (unless you can negotiate OTC), moderate contact and BYO.

Like it says below, everything a stripper says should be considered a work of fiction. I'd say you did right to pass and stick with the known quantity.

Money, power and celebrity seem to deceive a lot of people into thinking/behaving as if they are excused from law, common decency and civility. The streets of hell will be littered with them.

That seems like a great idea. I wonder what I could get for guitar lessons?

In the context that marriage is the appropriate vehicle to having and raising a family, there are no comparisons at all. While many view marriage for this purpose as passe, based on my experience and opinion,it's the best way to live a life. If sex is one's primary objective in life, there are many ways to do that - but some of life's best experiences will be missed.

I agree, but men hitting on women is nothing new. We are in a dry patch for real news, and the media have to dig up whatever titillating trash they can to maintain their reader/watcher market shares.

I'd say give her a BFE and she could well reciprocate with GFE.