Comments by carl95 (page 4)

Perhaps they would have gotten everything built on time if they didn't have to worry about bringing snow into town.

"Carly McKinney, a math teacher at Overland High School in Aurora, Colorado..." She just wants to be cool with the students so they don't target her when they decide to go on a shooting spree.

Just make sure she's not stupid/crazy enough to get your ass on the no fly list. If you are unsure perhaps you could do a dry run and take her to Breakfast at Tiffany's.

No no no, cows chew their cud, not your pud.

This is why God created Axe body spray, it's Febreze for men. Personally when I get home all I can smell is smoke in my clothes.

A man's lizard brain sees that she is fertile and thinks it can knock her up after she pops the current child out. Perhaps it will get rid of the current child later if needed. Notice that lopaw's lizard brain is smarter than ours.

If Detroit was in good shape in '87 then "Roger & Me" probably wouldn't have been made.

The racist part is they only get black tattoos. What, are they too good for the other colors?

I'd be afraid the gas would diffuse through the implant into the body like an old party balloon. The gas might not do much in the body but you'd have a saggy boob again.

"Paradise Road is in Paradise not Las Vegas." Actually, north of E Sahara is in Las Vegas.

What about Paradise Road in Vegas, between Sahara and St.Louis?

"For some reason I had Warhol on the brain. Dali is cool. If you are ever in St Petersburg, the Dali Museum is a must see." They are actually showing Warhol at The Dali through April.

Before, but in reality it's a her young vs her old thing.

There is an Asian dancer at 2001 Odyssey who is named "Korean". Perhaps she didn't want anyone asking her what kind of Asian she was.

Roger Dean

They should put it in Hart Plaza with the Joe Louis fist.

I'd buy that for a dollar!

This is how the conversation should have gone. Her:"Have you ever fucked a porn star before?" You:"Why, is there a feature dancer here tonight?"

Getting a $200 tattoo is a priority for a stripper because she needs to cover up the name of her ex-boyfriend.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but how they got in there beats me!

You can keep those white bitches. I've got a touch of yellow fever so give me Kristi Yamaguchi.

The impressive part is that she can do it with the extra weight.

All dances will now be hands-off air dances to avoid any stop and frisk issues.

rentz2 has it right: Kill: Debbie (she looks like a bobblehead in half the pics I've seen Fuck: Victoria Marry: Selena (don't get raped by a bad pre-nup)

And they lead to 2am'ers.