Comments by goodsouthernboy (page 9)

Damn Duo, please don't post the link to my pics for all these pervs to see again...

Lol alcohol will definitely do that from time to time

"We shed our clothes like rattlesnakes-lots of sidewinding going on." Example of why I live slicks' posts...

Lol Spic, that was really funny. You would know how funny that really was when we finally mean up at COI

I've always thought that people generally gravitate towards more attractive people, which gives the more attractive people more social opportunity and social skills. Social skills in turn help a lot no matter what business you're in.

Damn I need to take yoga....

Well what if you had an affair with the Bonita once a week?

I saw that note about the public apology and thought the same thing.

^ nikkifree has been railing about how Mexican women are the cause for ghetto clubs. Heavy sarcasm...

Awesome, all of my votes were represented except for Hope Solo in the Athlete division. I couldn't come up with a hot politician, so I left that one blank...

I think I've always been a flirt, but I think going to clubs has helped ease my back pain from carrying heavy wallets. Jk,

I thought Nikki was a she at first....

I used to get Josh Lucas from the chick flick Sweet Home Alabama. I wish I got to go to work with Reese Witherspoon...

Maybe it's the brandy talking, but damn those two responses were funny.... And I'm glad my phone can spell good

Waffle House requires a 10% tip on takeout orders...

Some girls will give you a deep French kiss (DFK), some a light lick across your lips, some a peck, and others nothing. Either ask for more and see how she responds or follow her lead. If you just shove your tongue in her mouth, bad things may happen...

Shitter's full!!!

I got hers instead. Accomplished the same thing but I had the control of whether or not to use it. But once you use it that first time, she has yours.

Not to be confused with "1st of Da Month," the ghetto welfare anthem by Bone Thugs In Harmony...

I had a similar experience, and was getting DFK and much more mileage, and then everything went cold. She told me a couple of visits later that she was in a new relationship tht started right after our second visit. Explained everything, and now I see a much more beautiful girl at the same club. Time to move on. You can still see her sporadically, but it's time to branch out.

I was clubbing last week during the day shift, when the talent is typically low and the club is dead, but to my surprise there were several really hot dancers, giving each other tips on the pole work. Two were exceptional, and I tipped both pretty well. The one I took back doe LDs maintained her exceptional status. I miss the pole work too. At least try to entertain me, if not on the pole, try with whatever you've got!

Damn, i need a drink too!

That was awesome man, I needed a good laugh to start the day

^only if you're Jewish

I contacted a girl who's page stated that references were required, but like Otto said, she offered to meet in a neutral public place. I didn't go through with it, but it was an option.