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11 years ago
Did she do it?
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11 years ago
Damn I failed geography...
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11 years ago
I would have handled it the same way. And if I thought the next opportunity would be better, I'd probably give her another round. Probably because she's Thai :). I agree with line wolf on that one. I would be wary after that of getting in the friend zone where she's dumping all her emotions on you though.
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11 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
^ I like this dude!
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11 years ago
Don't insult manatees like that! They're really cool creatures...
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11 years ago
I had a coach named Morehead once.
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11 years ago
^lol
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11 years ago
Busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest
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11 years ago
Slick as two eels in a barrel of snot.
Why are all of mine gross or have something to do with bodily excrements? Odd...
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11 years ago
I'm as happy as a pup with two peters.
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11 years ago
Shit sandwich in this context was more of that he had a huge problem...
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11 years ago
I need to work on my game apparently. I've never heard that!
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11 years ago
Don't ever touch a black woman's hair!!!
Acrobatics are overrated, but hearing about the slow grind with a scalp massage makes me think that could be awesome. Never had it but I'll go with that being underrated.
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11 years ago
Lol, damn I'm glad I'm not that guy!!
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11 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Glad to see laws work in both directions tho... Some states have a law that if the two are within 4 years of age, statutory rape doesn't apply. This chick barely missed the cut!
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11 years ago
I hope he had his cell charger with him...
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11 years ago
I like the option of DFK so the A2M is a no for me. I would puke if I tasted her shit when I kissed her.
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11 years ago
I'm with Bullwinkle and Papi.... It seems as tho I generally tend to agree with these two.
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11 years ago
I'll echo the others, glad to see you here again even if this is what it took to get you back. I highly suggest face timing sweety so you can see her rub it out. Awesome experience when you can't touch.
This also reminds me of a saying I first heard today. There was a conference call in the office and the guy on the other side says "I'm in a real shit sandwich over here." I have no idea what his problem was but it made my day a hell of a lot better.
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11 years ago
Lol, where do you come up with this?
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11 years ago
If the position is for a new job or a new company, I'd probably work a little late to learn more about the new role or new business, and leave when rush hour was over. It seems like you really don't like being at home with your wife, but this plan could get really expensive after a while.
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11 years ago
Just what I needed today...
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11 years ago
I'm an obnoxiously asshole from the north...
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11 years ago
@slick, I've always had Cruz de Malta for Yerba. These others are better?
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11 years ago
Believe it or not, I actually have some Confederate currency. Not quite as worthless as you may have thought.