Janos
Ontario

Comments by Janos

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5 years ago
reverendhornibastard
Depraved Deacon of Degeneracy
My Wondrous Houdini Boxers
The best set of pants by far for a strip club are golfing pants. The golfing pants provide room for movement also they are very thin and look professional. The last time I was at a strip club this black stripper was grinding on my golf pants and told me she wants more, and she unzipped me. I was wearing those thin boxers that are not stretchy but are loose, they are designed for easy access when going to a bathroom. I was thinking second i get excited its will come out. Sure enough it was out in 15 sec, she stopped , grabbed it and slowly tugged on it and checked it out and then got back to grinding on it. I was thinking this was cool, didn't really want to have bare sex and she felt really good sliding on it. But within in a minute she leaned forward and pushed back and i was inside her(like a pro).
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5 years ago
gothamyte
from that Adam Westsiiiide of Gotham
check-in if you've had an SC dancer pregnancy scare
I was approached by an asian dancer and found out she did erotic massages as her other job. So went to the private area and within the first 2 mins she had my shirt off and my pants around my ankles, good thing I had my jockey shorts. She would slide up shorts and right to my chin and rub her pussy on it( I wasn't making any attempt to eat it). Then she asked if she could straighten my thing, I said go ahead. So what she actually did was got my shorts ready to slide down, so she slid down I was inside her. She told me not to worry she was on the pill. She then would gyrate( felt great) but her friend came by to chat with her for like 10 mins as she left I told her I was ready to go, so she got busy . I was her last customer as the club, I told her I was leaving also, so she asked if I could drop her at her other job. I took her across town and it was a massage parlor. She asked I wanted to take a shower, she was going to take one. I didnt realize how big the showers were there, also had nice jacuzzi tubs.
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5 years ago
BigDickSammy_
I have a big dick and I know how to use it.
I am thinking of going to the club wearing shorts
I had nice asian girl tell me to wear shorts next time. So I did, well she now had easy access to do some stick shifting. Had several great dances from her, with alot of fun shifting. But she would also straddled my leg and just sit there chatting between songs.
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5 years ago
vajmon
Love Canal
Meet Victoria Secret’s First Transgender Model Valentina Sampaio
need to do what Mr Dundee did.
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6 years ago
jackslash
Detroit strip clubs
Man arrested for exposing himself at strip club
Last week when I stopped by my fav club a very pretty little asian with blond hair and a string bikini joined me at my table. She sat down with her legs across my lap, so I immediately had my hands on her legs and feet. She unzipped me and pulled it out and started playing with it. Her friend came by a very attractive black girl and she sat right tight beside me, so i picked up the legs of the asian girl so she could sit closer to me. So our hands touch several time while massaging the asian strippers legs. But she was also getting closer to me and soon i have 2 of them massaging it. Went to the vip shortly after with both of them. My next post will be how asian vs black was( both were awesome, but in different ways)
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6 years ago
jackslash
Detroit strip clubs
Why are fat strippers like mopeds?
The only problem with larger woman is that they sweat more . I would recommend a larger stripper as they just get to the club when they are smelling great . They are more fun, maybe more fun and much more comfy when they are grinding away on you.
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6 years ago
Johny5
Texas
Vip what i got away with my ATF
Last week my atf took me to the private area and she started off by laying on me, so i squeezed her tits for the rest of the song, then she stood up and I kissed her nice ass, she was getting really excited and turned around and moved her pussy within an inch of my nose, I was making kissing sounds but was't kissing it, so she just decided to put it on my nose and danced the rest of the song with on my nose.
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6 years ago
JuiceBox69
Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
Strippers keep telling me funny stories
one stripper told me her client liked to drink pee. so she would go to the bathroom, fill a cup and he would give her $50.
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6 years ago
BJ4015
Georgia
Phone numbers
I find once you get or give a number they feel the own you. They expect you to give all your money to them. I like to try the variety from the menu.
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6 years ago
future POTUS and Senator in training
Retired Queen Troll of TUSCL...who will succeed my reign?
so what would yall do if..
Black strippers are more down to earth and friendly. I had one black girl tell me this is her can do much about that but she is the best lapdancer ever. So of course I tried, wow, one of my favs now.
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6 years ago
goldmongerATL
The Square Above Charlie Weaver
Joke: Fat Girls and Spandex
WELL thats a little big. But I have tried several larger strippers and the grind feels better. With the skinny ones you are in for a load of hurt, dont get me wrong I like it, but the with the big girls its feels great, or better.
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6 years ago
JuiceBox69
Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
Fart bombing Robs during dance
I had a nice asian girl giving me a private dance and she suddenly stopped and said ill be right back. So she walked naked to the dj booth and I could tell she was farting there. When she came back I ask if she depressurized. She laughed and said yes. I told her its just a normal body function so she said she has another one coming, I asked her if i can watch it come . So she bent over right close and let it go.
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6 years ago
larryfisherman
California
Favorite stripper outfit
a nice pair of 4 inch high heels with a string bikini. I had a heavier black stripper come sit with me to watch the stage show, she had those see thru 4 inch high heels on. Also a very small bikini. Her bikini top would always move and her nipples were just there, difficult to carry on a conversation with nipples being presented to you.. Her friend came by and wanted to see the new bikini, so she stood up and showed it off. Her friend asked me if i noticed the nice diamond shape of the bikini on the rear. I said I missed that so she turned it to me and bent over, big rear end, but yes there was a small diamond about the size of a 25 cent. I gave her ass a light slap and she said "that felt good". Her friend said if you slap you better be kissing it. So she moved her ass closer, so i leaned in and gave it a kiss. Her friend readjusted her top so the nipples were covered , so when her friend left I said ill be missing the guys. She just wiggle her chest and they both popped out again.
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6 years ago
stripfighter
He's kinda an ass...
Impressive things you find out about your strippers
I met a very hot black stripper/nurse. She just loved doing this during her time off from work. She would travel with her friend a white hot nurse who was a lesbian, and they went at least 3 hrs from home to strip so no one would recognize them. I went for a vip dance with the black one and since it was slow night at the club her friend came over to the couch and she removed her flip flops and was touching my face with her toes. So they were chatting and she had her foot right close so i moved closer and kissed her toes. My vip nurse said oh hell no, I need my toes sucked. So I would suck one and back to the other. They were very good with their feet.
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6 years ago
goldmongerATL
The Square Above Charlie Weaver
I Offended a Dancer Today
I went to my favorite club and my asian fav was working and she came over right away put her hand in my pants and led me by it to the vip area. When we got there she unzipped me and asked is she could reposition it. I told her sure, but thought to myself she was just holding it for the whole walk walk to the vip area and for the quick stop to talk to the dj. I was already pretty my at attention since she kept on massaging it. I didnt realize that reposition meant so was putting in. Once it was in she goes thats better, all i could think of to say was yes, much better, she just laughed and started her dance. After 3 songs I told her I am going to go off. Well she just kept going.
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6 years ago
sinclair
Strip Club Nation
Honey Hole
A-lot of people here might over exaggerate their strip club prowess
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6 years ago
Mtent
Relaxation
The Scent of a Dancer
Its nice to have a the scent of a hot dancer on you for the next couple of days. One of my favs wears heavy makeup and she loves touching her face to mine. I now just bring wet wipes and make a trip to the washroom to clean it off.
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7 years ago
shadowcat
Atlanta suburb
Do you like your testicles played with?
I find black strippers do not mess around, at least 50% as they sit down they grab hold or start massaging the area.
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7 years ago
Juleps
Just a girl tryna make some cash
What is your weight limit for a stripper?
I have found that heavier girls dance/grind less, but they usually let you explore more. One of my club fav's was a bit heavy and after 2-3 dances in the private area she would ask what do you want to play with.
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7 years ago
Mtent
Relaxation
Kissing shoulder/stomach/breasts
From my experience black strippers are more clean. I have had several use wipes and sanitizer before starting a dance. One of my club favs always gives me hand sanitizer before starting her dance. She normally wipes her breasts but this time she did her Y. Well with in a minute she had it right there, so I leaned in and gave it a lick and told her yum. So for the next 5 songs got to try many different tasting positions of it.
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7 years ago
PeterEaster
Virginia - Last seen being walked to the door
What does ie mean when a dancer gives you a free massage?
I have this nice Hungarian stripper , any time she sees me she comes over right away. She sits on me at the table in front of everyone, and wiggles in her little string bikini and pretends to be sliding off all the time so i am constantly grabbing her butt/legs to not let her fall, she always says just hold onto me( then I make sure my hands are holding only her butt). Its kinda nice cuz its standing at attention for her and she basically is massaging it . Then we go back to the private area, and she gets naked right away and sits on me, facing me with her chest and starts massaging my chest. So I always do the same to her. She will focus on my nipples so i do the same to her. I assume it looks funny to other people in there with the 2 of us holding onto each others nipples. The one day I told her you better not suck on them cuz ill do the same to you. Well she basically taught me what she likes, so I did that back to her, and she liked it so much that she got my pants wet. Btw i have tried the same on other strippers and they all love it.
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7 years ago
Darkblue999
Somewhere in the club
Making a dancer wet
I find black strippers get wet at least 50% of the time. My fav black dancer will stop re-adjust me and get back to grinding on it. Last time I was there she grab hold with her mouth thru my pants and lightly bit it and tried to move it. Then she unzipped my pants asking if i mind. She then bit on it some more thru my undies. Then she started grinding on it, i told her i think me undies are slipping down, she just smiled and kept working, and pulled me to the edge of the couch, at that point i was inside her for the next couple of songs.
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7 years ago
Papi_Chulo
Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Bitch - really?
I usually ask the dancer 1 full song in if she start half way thru a song how many is that. If she counts that half I pay for the 2 and leave.
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7 years ago
larryfisherman
California
OTC > ITC in my humble opinion
The other day I just stopped in for a beer and this black girl came and sat by me. She asked if i wanted a private dance I said no just here to drink a beer or 2 and head out. I bought her a beer and she moved in tight. Proceeded to unzip me and take it out and massage it. Good thing it was a slow night only the waitress saw her holding my thing , the other 2 patrons were sitting on the other side of the bar and couldn't see. After finishing my 2nd beer I told her I am going to zip up and go, she then leaned over and told me she was getting off from work in 2 hrs. I asked if she wanted me to pick her up and drive her home, she said wait by the back door around 7 pm. She hopped into the car and did a bbbj all the way to her motel room. She told me she was gonna shower first and asked me to join her..I think I was naked before she got naked.