Fart bombing Robs during dance

I once fart bombed as a dancer I wanted to avoid approached. Had the added benefit of moving out the guy that was crowding me to my right.

LMFAO brilliant

Lol

Spread it around. Crop dust the whole room.

“Yeah I know that fart, it smells like ketchup and onions.”

Jesus fucking Christ. We have crossed the Rubicon. This is uncharted territory. There's no going back. We are now talking about farting on strippers... Juice is my hero.

You did a crop duster job.. lmfao

Did you shit your pants too?

LMFAO

You said mang juice

What happens if she gets pissed off and robbs you like this...

I had a nice asian girl giving me a private dance and she suddenly stopped and said ill be right back. So she walked naked to the dj booth and I could tell she was farting there. When she came back I ask if she depressurized. She laughed and said yes. I told her its just a normal body function so she said she has another one coming, I asked her if i can watch it come . So she bent over right close and let it go.

"I bet juices farts smell worse than a zombie's breath too"

This is close to a "brilliant" but the problem is that it got me thinking about a question: do zombies breath? I would think not. ;)

That said, with his diet of nothing but Carolina BBQ chakin strips and 4 Loco I'm certain that juicebox69's breath smells like zombie farts. You don't want to know what that guy's farts smell like. North Korea wants to weaponize them! ;)

(No disrespect to juicebox69!)

Also: do zombies fart? I think the jury is still out on that! ;)

@Janos

LOL you’re great.

If I have to fart, I get up and shove my boobs in his face and smile at him to distract him.

I remember a dancer talked about cropdusting timewasting jerks, which I’d love to do but sadly I couldn’t get my butt to cooperate on schedule.