Fart bombing Robs during dance

22 comments

• goldmongerATL

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  6 years ago

  I once fart bombed as a dancer I wanted to avoid approached. Had the added benefit of moving out the guy that was crowding me to my right.
• SirLapdancealot

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  6 years ago

  LMAO juice you sick bastard I bet you sharted.
• JuiceBox69

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  6 years ago

  LMFAO brilliant
• SirLapdancealot

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  6 years ago

  Give her some hot air for that air dance.
• SirLapdancealot

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  6 years ago

  A flatudance.
• SirLapdancealot

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  6 years ago

  Give her a one and bum.
• SirLapdancealot

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  6 years ago

  An air biscuit dance.
• SirLapdancealot

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  6 years ago

  A barking spider grind.
• chessmaster

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  6 years ago

  Lol
• SirLapdancealot

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  6 years ago

  I bet juices farts smell worse than a zombie's breath too.
• goldmongerATL

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  6 years ago

  Spread it around. Crop dust the whole room.
• SirLapdancealot

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  6 years ago

  Crotch dusted.
• shailynn

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  6 years ago

  “Yeah I know that fart, it smells like ketchup and onions.”
• BurlingtonHoFactory

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  6 years ago

  Jesus fucking Christ. We have crossed the Rubicon. This is uncharted territory. There's no going back. We are now talking about farting on strippers... Juice is my hero.
• crazyjoe

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  6 years ago

  You did a crop duster job.. lmfao
• crazyjoe

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  6 years ago

  Did you shit your pants too?
• JuiceBox69

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  6 years ago

  LMFAO
• MackTruck

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  6 years ago

  You said mang juice
• Chilli_Powdurr

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  6 years ago

  What happens if she gets pissed off and robbs you like this...
  
  https://www.tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=…
• Janos

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  6 years ago

  I had a nice asian girl giving me a private dance and she suddenly stopped and said ill be right back. So she walked naked to the dj booth and I could tell she was farting there. When she came back I ask if she depressurized. She laughed and said yes. I told her its just a normal body function so she said she has another one coming, I asked her if i can watch it come . So she bent over right close and let it go.
• 4got2wipe

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  6 years ago

  "I bet juices farts smell worse than a zombie's breath too"
  
  This is close to a "brilliant" but the problem is that it got me thinking about a question: do zombies breath? I would think not. ;)
  
  That said, with his diet of nothing but Carolina BBQ chakin strips and 4 Loco I'm certain that juicebox69's breath smells like zombie farts. You don't want to know what that guy's farts smell like. North Korea wants to weaponize them! ;)
  
  (No disrespect to juicebox69!)
  
  Also: do zombies fart? I think the jury is still out on that! ;)
• nicespice

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  6 years ago

  @Janos
  
  LOL you’re great.
  
  If I have to fart, I get up and shove my boobs in his face and smile at him to distract him.
  
  I remember a dancer talked about cropdusting timewasting jerks, which I’d love to do but sadly I couldn’t get my butt to cooperate on schedule.