Figured if she was willing to fuck me over by not giving me a full song least I could do is fart and make her smell it during the remainder of the dance LMFAO
Figured if she was willing to fuck me over by not giving me a full song least I could do is fart and make her smell it during the remainder of the dance LMFAO
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last commentI once fart bombed as a dancer I wanted to avoid approached. Had the added benefit of moving out the guy that was crowding me to my right.
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LMAO juice you sick bastard I bet you sharted.
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LMFAO brilliant
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Give her some hot air for that air dance.
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A flatudance.
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Give her a one and bum.
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An air biscuit dance.
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A barking spider grind.
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Lol
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I bet juices farts smell worse than a zombie's breath too.
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Spread it around. Crop dust the whole room.
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Crotch dusted.
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“Yeah I know that fart, it smells like ketchup and onions.”
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Jesus fucking Christ. We have crossed the Rubicon. This is uncharted territory. There's no going back. We are now talking about farting on strippers... Juice is my hero.
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You did a crop duster job.. lmfao
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Did you shit your pants too?
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LMFAO
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You said mang juice
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What happens if she gets pissed off and robbs you like this...
tuscl.net
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I had a nice asian girl giving me a private dance and she suddenly stopped and said ill be right back. So she walked naked to the dj booth and I could tell she was farting there. When she came back I ask if she depressurized. She laughed and said yes. I told her its just a normal body function so she said she has another one coming, I asked her if i can watch it come . So she bent over right close and let it go.
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"I bet juices farts smell worse than a zombie's breath too"
This is close to a "brilliant" but the problem is that it got me thinking about a question: do zombies breath? I would think not. ;)
That said, with his diet of nothing but Carolina BBQ chakin strips and 4 Loco I'm certain that juicebox69's breath smells like zombie farts. You don't want to know what that guy's farts smell like. North Korea wants to weaponize them! ;)
(No disrespect to juicebox69!)
Also: do zombies fart? I think the jury is still out on that! ;)
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@Janos
LOL you’re great.
If I have to fart, I get up and shove my boobs in his face and smile at him to distract him.
I remember a dancer talked about cropdusting timewasting jerks, which I’d love to do but sadly I couldn’t get my butt to cooperate on schedule.
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