Impressive things you find out about your strippers
How often or have you ever dealt with a stripper and found something about her that makes you think, "never would've expected it." And not they typical SS, but where they also know the lingo and are able to converse enough to back up what they say??
I mean if a stripper says she's getting ready for Med school, but doesn't know anything about the MCAT, any programs she's applying to, which specialty she wants, etc she's blowing smoke. However, if she talks about looking the the neurosurgery program at Johns Hopkins or something, she's at least done her homework.
I have a favorite I've been seeing for a few years who just found out she's a residential real estate investor. Surprising, in that she comes off as a bit ditzy but always hella fun. And when we got to talking about some more, she was able to bring more specifics as far as focusing on rental properties vs wholesaling/flipping, focus on cash flow vs appreciation, and single family vs multi-family, in addition to dealing with evictions and property management.
Must say I was impressed. Anyone with similar stories??
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last commentI can think of a few but the most recent one told me that she was a singer and I watched her music video on YouTube. She even asked me if I would appear with my Mustang GT in her next music video
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Maybe she just watches a lot of HGTV?
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Had one who actually had a masters degree. It was awhile back so I forget what field of study, but i remember she was able to talk cogently about it, enough that I couldn't say it was SS.
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Another that graduated from USC(Carolina) and then got tenure there teaching theater and public speaking. last I heard she was teaching at Clemson.
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I can def see shadowcat and his GT in a gagsta-rap video
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I don't have faves although I do get with certain dancers on multiple visits but not exclusive to them, thus I don't get into personal details and IME when we've gotten personal I've regretted it based on their fucked up circumstances
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I met a mixed Asian dancer last Wed who said she had a neuroscience undergrad degree. She has also done a lot of international traveling. Could be bullshit, but I think it was legit.
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I’ve found a few dancers who enjoyed fisting. It’s unusual - especially in mainstream (classy) clubs. Some can’t handle it itc - as it takes time and lube. But otc was amazing with those girls!
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Many years ago, a dancer told me that she worked full time as a commercial realtor. She told me that she stripped to pay for her weed. She proved her commercial realtor experience by finding my office after hours and getting in despite the night security. I was glad that she did.
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I found out that one of the strippers in Tootsies was a Psychic and could tell who was going to come in her mouth ;)
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@shadowcat
pretty cool with both chicks, so did you take the first one up on her offer? and the second any FS second guessing them moans was some great acting (maybe she teaches it in her couse).. :P
@shailyn
haha I'm the one who ends up watching more HGTV ;), she was able to talk about her specific tenants as opposed to generic generalizations. As I'm looking to get into that space, she was able to give some advice that's pretty legit.
@rh
I've had the claim of Masters degree too, likewise not sure if BS as only asked what they planned to do with it. Didn't pursue it much further as it was an uninteresting to me area, esp in context of early SC talk. Don't mind mundane subjects after we're more established.
@papi
I don't get too personal until I know them for a bit, and even then the good ones know to keep it positive at least until you've established regular/fave status IME.
@random
yep, not sure if some of them asian dancers actually have better education or like to pretend it. Had one who stated she was a Yale grad in some finance sector, forget which, but sounded pretty smart so it was believable. Albeit suspicious about the Yale part.
@rtp
haha sounds like she proved other things as well ;) .... c'mon people I'm talking about being a Ninja, slipping in and out past the security.... And speaking of slipping in and out... hehe ;)
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The most impressed I've been with a dancer is how dedicated and how much she sacrifices for her kids. She is obsessed with giving her kids the attention and support she didn't get.
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Most memorable was a fairly long conversation I had with a dancer about warp drive theory. I’m no physicist, but she was able to speak intelligently on the subject. And yes, “warp drive” is a potential thing, if not in precisely the same way as presented by Star Trek.
Another one wants to be a neurologist or neurosurgeon. She’s still in the pre med stage, but her motivation for pursuing that career makes sense.
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stripfigher - No. At least not yet. I think she is more interested in the Mustang than me. :) Here is her video:
www.naciremacollegegirl.com
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@shadowcat, maybe you can negotiate to get residuals. :)
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Many years a go I wrote a college recommendation for a dancer who is now an osteopath.
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Aren't osteopaths fake doctors?
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Everything a stripper tells you is a lie.
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My ATF became a pilot and involved in real estate. Last time I picked her up at her Beach condo. She was driving a Porsche.I knew she had a head on her shoulders just by talking with her when she was still dancing. A lot of our conversations were in the financial arena. The original talk was how she could explain her cash holdings.
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sc's dancer is a black dancer I could enjoy. So anti-Papi!
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"... Impressive things you find out about your strippers ..."
"I don't smoke weed"
"I don't have any kids"
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One of my favorite dancers was taking courses in Mathematics and Cryptology with a 4.0 average. She got her degree a year ago May and quit dancing two weeks after .... She went to work for the NSA.
Another dancer had two degrees. One was in Fine Arts. The other was in Criminology. She had started dancing as part of an undercover operation (no rude comments, please!). I think she eventually went back to law enforcement because the money and consistency of money was better.
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I know a former dancer who is now a cop.
Some of the hotness is gone but I expect her to have soft corner for strip club industry.
Over 5 years ago I compiled a list of unusual dancers I met (some impressive, some infamous)
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A couple of them have said they were in nursing school, and then ended up actually being nurses.
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Met one with 2 degrees. Amazing in bed, ATF
Met another who was an actual auto-mechanic
She flushed my system many times.
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I met a very hot black stripper/nurse. She just loved doing this during her time off from work. She would travel with her friend a white hot nurse who was a lesbian, and they went at least 3 hrs from home to strip so no one would recognize them. I went for a vip dance with the black one and since it was slow night at the club her friend came over to the couch and she removed her flip flops and was touching my face with her toes. So they were chatting and she had her foot right close so i moved closer and kissed her toes. My vip nurse said oh hell no, I need my toes sucked. So I would suck one and back to the other. They were very good with their feet.
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