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Comments by staxwell (page 35)

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    13 years ago
    Strippers and their loser customers!
    So people, I hope this thing was at least a little entertaing to some. I got bored seeing the same shit posted every week about "does this stripper like me?" or "how do I get otc?". So I figured I'd throw this up for kicks(and to play off the weekly loser bf posts). It's kinda funny (yet kinda sad) how serious some of you took it. For the record, I don't sell weed. I was a bartender up until a couple months ago when the spot I was working at closed down. Now I'm soley focused on finishing school. And I was captain of the wrestling team, in case anyone was wondering. So there. If you enjoyed the post cool, if not FUCK OFF! :)
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    13 years ago
    Strippers and their loser customers!
    Well... Doc, I'll take 365 of your finest affliction shirts. Rlion, you're right. I've learned something today. Vince, ouch. Just ouch.
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    13 years ago
    What Makes a Good Stage Show?
    Great eye contact. The kind of eye contact that would make a shy virgin turn away and piss himself, and make a perved creep want to climb on stage and...the point is, make the kinda eye contact that'll make a guy get that T-pain "luv wit a stripper" song stuck in his head, even if he hadn't heard it.
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    13 years ago
    Strippers and their loser customers!
    bang69, my great grandad told me to never trust a hoe...Yeah I trust her. yndy, Thanks for reading bro! Shadow & clubber, I don't know who this Dick johnson is, but he has a great name! And shadow despite that comment, I still think you're a legend in th SC game, true future HOF'er!
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    13 years ago
    Strippers and their loser customers!
    Doc, you know what I'm talking about bro! Rlion: 1) Nickle and diming is low risk biz, bro. 2)Her words "Nobodies ever stuffed me like this before. NOBODY." "I'm gonna save enough to get us away from this crazy place!" "When are we getting married captain?"...That's right, she loves me, BOOM! 3) One of the reasons you guys call us scumbags is cause we cheat. Like what you guys(maybe not you) do isn't. Just saying broski. I paused, but I didn't smell anything. And beta, I am not sir. kutee, she wants me forever(her words) and unlike what she's feeding to you guys...it's not stripper shit! Besides, my mom would never let me go homless. farmerart, Canada is to cold for me and my bro's, but if you got something here in the states I'd work for a couple months. And yes, I've had many jobs...MANY BLOWJOBS!!! BOOM!!!
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    13 years ago
    jackslash
    Detroit strip clubs
    Left Behind
    Their dignity
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    13 years ago
    Souvenirs (inspired by a jackslash thread)
    My dignity
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    13 years ago
    Clackport
    Washington
    Strippers and their loser boyfriends
    I resent this entire discussion.
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    13 years ago
    Newbie here
    Watch out for girls who might try to rip you off by charging you for dances you didn't get or by charging you more for dances than the actual cost.
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    13 years ago
    Where are Best Halloween Party strip clubs?
    Trekkers can burn!
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    13 years ago
    how to pick up a stripper?
    I just let them climb.
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    13 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    Damn! I hope this is bull shit.
    Bullshit.
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    13 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    No relief for Ohio clubs.
    Ohio, Ohio, Ohio. It's gone to shit over the years, especially Toledo. Almost as bad as Detroit and Flynt...minus the SC's
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    13 years ago
    The Bad Bush
    Oops, wrong Bush. But, I do like my whiskey neat, and Vage' the same. A girl I hookup with keeps it unshaven though. Sometimes we act like hippies, so it's cool then. Other times, not so much.
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    13 years ago
    JuiceBox69
    Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
    fav football team ???
    Canadians(smh) lol. I've been a Patriots guy for a decade now, and I'm a GA dawg! The Jets will be put on ice, and Ochocinco is gonna have his way with Revis this year!
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    13 years ago
    Favorite time of the year
    Couldn't have said it better myself. And my eyes were glued to the screen on tuesday night. So glad SOA is back!
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    13 years ago
    Off Topic- I'm doomed, would really appreciate some advice.
    Yeah, you should probably just look for a cheap $1,000 car to hold you over while you save up. Or you can just CAREFULLY ride it out, and hope nothing goes wrong before you get enough to fix it. I hate to kick you while you're down but...I think your day foreshadows the upcoming season for the Vikings...A CAR WRECK!
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    13 years ago
    Best lapdance clothing?
    When you free-ball it's fun for all!
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    13 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    Enough about economics and politics. Lets talk about food. Strip club food.
    No thanks. But, I will checkout the takeout offered at goldrush!
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    13 years ago
    jackslash
    Detroit strip clubs
    A Dilemma
    Low-ball the brunette. If she doesn't accept or isn't willing to negotiate, call the blonde. That's the good thing about having options.
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    13 years ago
    So your ATF has vaginitis; now what?
    smh, she isn't exclusive to you...not by a long shot.
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    13 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    Expensive hobby....
    “an incredibly ridiculous lifestyle” Ridiculous lifestyle my ass! I take it Patrick Ballantyne has never been to Palace Mens club...or any other decent sc for that matter. Either that or he's putting up a serious front.
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    13 years ago
    Types of LDs?
    After a while most girls should know their strengths. So, I'll sit back and let the girl do what she does best. I think being comfortable and doing what comes naturally makes for a better dance. If I like it we'll keep going, if I don't we won't.
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    13 years ago
    Is stripper s**t really that bad?
    I usually see thru the shit, and I'll play along. But, when they start saying shit like "I love you" and "Why couldn't you be my babies daddy?" I can't help but to laugh and give the WTF look.
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    13 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    Another dumb ass!
    Three losses in one night. Damn Amateuer! smh