Left Behind

18 comments

• txtittyfan

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  13 years ago

  WTF? No STD's left behind?
• Doc_Holliday

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  13 years ago

  Parmesan cheese?!? I've had food sex before but never was parmesan cheese used...
• rickdugan

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  13 years ago

  A girl left her stripper purse in my hotel room once. After repeated failed attempts at contacting her on her friend's cell, I ended up throwing it away. All it contained in any event was some chewing gum, a few makeup items, two items - one paper napkin and a piece of paper - containing guys' names and telephone numbers on them, and a Super 8 motel room key. I was drunk enough at the time that I seriously thought about having a little fun with the guys whose names and numbers were in her purse, but I just couldn't do it. After all, it could have just as easily been me on the receiving end.
• georgmicrodong

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  13 years ago

  Yeah, I'm with Doc on the Parmesan cheese one. WTF? Since I've never taken anyone home, I haven't had any left behinds there, but I've picked up hair ties, combs, cosmetics and a few of the other things on your list after a tryst in a hotel room. If I expect to see her again, and they're something I think she'll need or miss, I put them in my "fuck" bag for the next time I see them. If not, I chuck 'em. My current fave left her panties once. Kind of unusual, since she doesn't generally wear any, especially in the summer time.
• Doc_Holliday

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  13 years ago

  I've only taken a handful home, but here you go. lipstick mirror bikini rolling papers 11 Coronas she bought two club bucks (two dances or $40, I ended up confessing and paying for these anyway) iPhone (I returned this, too)
• Doc_Holliday

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  13 years ago

  Oh yeah! I still have a pair of earrings, but they may not have been a dancers.
• looneylarry

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  13 years ago

  Not about dancers, but women generally: If they leave something of value (e.g., a watch) then they are hoping that you will call and keep the contact going.
• HonestT

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  13 years ago

  Your list covers most items. For some reason earrings, G strings, and scrunchees have been left 4/6 times. Enlighten us on the Parmasean cheese!
• deogol

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  13 years ago

  This happens with non-dancer girlfriends too. I think it is a means of marking their territory. I found a pair of panties hidden away under the covers. Other stuff left here and there - not places guys would look - but I have my suspicions other women would look there.
• jackslash

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  13 years ago

  I am astonished to learn that some experienced strip club devotees have not heard of a Parmesan Cheese Job (PCJ). I pity the fool who has never had a PCJ.
• staxwell

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  13 years ago

  Their dignity
• Jackmd

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  13 years ago

  One actually left her dog. It was a nasty,yappy,snappy little creature that was not house trained. Despite my best efforts to find its owner, it ended up at the pound.
• runrdude

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  13 years ago

  I left my watch at her apartment once. She called me before I got my car started.
• bang69

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  13 years ago

  drugs " pot,meth,crack" an std tampons money the best I've herd of year to date is a sapena to show up to court to anser to a prostitution charge.
• vivi24

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  13 years ago

  I live with my cell phone doesn't everyone. I can't imagine leaving my cell phone behind but i have forgotten other things after a date. Earrings, a jacket, but never my phone! LOL
• steve229

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  13 years ago

  @vivi24 - nice profile pic
• farmerart

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  13 years ago

  ^^^^^^^^^ Again, I agree with you, steve. What's going on this AM?
• Club_Goer_Seattle

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  13 years ago

  My short list: - an earring (not anything particularly fun to find) - the costume she wore that night (that was enjoyable to find)! - the best left behind item: Her bra (a great trophy that I'm proud of)! (PM me if you want the full story. It was pretty thoughtful of her to leave that behind.) @bang69: You get the prize. I'd say finding a subpoena for prostitution is the best on this whole list so far!