Left Behind

WTF? No STD's left behind?

Parmesan cheese?!? I've had food sex before but never was parmesan cheese used...

A girl left her stripper purse in my hotel room once. After repeated failed attempts at contacting her on her friend's cell, I ended up throwing it away. All it contained in any event was some chewing gum, a few makeup items, two items - one paper napkin and a piece of paper - containing guys' names and telephone numbers on them, and a Super 8 motel room key.

I was drunk enough at the time that I seriously thought about having a little fun with the guys whose names and numbers were in her purse, but I just couldn't do it. After all, it could have just as easily been me on the receiving end.

Yeah, I'm with Doc on the Parmesan cheese one. WTF?

Since I've never taken anyone home, I haven't had any left behinds there, but I've picked up hair ties, combs, cosmetics and a few of the other things on your list after a tryst in a hotel room. If I expect to see her again, and they're something I think she'll need or miss, I put them in my "fuck" bag for the next time I see them. If not, I chuck 'em.

My current fave left her panties once. Kind of unusual, since she doesn't generally wear any, especially in the summer time.

I've only taken a handful home, but here you go.

lipstick mirror bikini rolling papers 11 Coronas she bought two club bucks (two dances or $40, I ended up confessing and paying for these anyway) iPhone (I returned this, too)

Oh yeah! I still have a pair of earrings, but they may not have been a dancers.

Not about dancers, but women generally: If they leave something of value (e.g., a watch) then they are hoping that you will call and keep the contact going.

Your list covers most items. For some reason earrings, G strings, and scrunchees have been left 4/6 times.

Enlighten us on the Parmasean cheese!

This happens with non-dancer girlfriends too. I think it is a means of marking their territory. I found a pair of panties hidden away under the covers. Other stuff left here and there - not places guys would look - but I have my suspicions other women would look there.

I am astonished to learn that some experienced strip club devotees have not heard of a Parmesan Cheese Job (PCJ). I pity the fool who has never had a PCJ.

Their dignity

One actually left her dog. It was a nasty,yappy,snappy little creature that was not house trained. Despite my best efforts to find its owner, it ended up at the pound.

I left my watch at her apartment once. She called me before I got my car started.

drugs " pot,meth,crack" an std tampons money the best I've herd of year to date is a sapena to show up to court to anser to a prostitution charge.

I live with my cell phone doesn't everyone. I can't imagine leaving my cell phone behind but i have forgotten other things after a date. Earrings, a jacket, but never my phone! LOL

@vivi24 - nice profile pic

^^^^^^^^^ Again, I agree with you, steve. What's going on this AM?

My short list:

• an earring (not anything particularly fun to find)
• the costume she wore that night (that was enjoyable to find)!
• the best left behind item: Her bra (a great trophy that I'm proud of)! (PM me if you want the full story. It was pretty thoughtful of her to leave that behind.)

@bang69: You get the prize. I'd say finding a subpoena for prostitution is the best on this whole list so far!