Comments by umissedaspot (page 3)

"And it's ARF ARF ARF!" Shut up, bitch. SIT!

It's pretty funny it to see how easily steve229 has made Dougster his total bitch. Just made fun of his trolling a few times, and now its ARF ARF all weekend long!

Reality check to the trolls: dis/claim/er noun a statement that denies something, esp. responsibility Example: This is not an offer of prostitution or any illegal activity. Fees charged are for time spent only. Your fiction on this board is as useless as an whore who provides time only.

No match for Fannypack, I'm afraid.

"legally" Only some counties in Nevada, you forgot to add.

The amount of tape on the glasses of the nerd who rates women with decimal points.

Dougster's blank posts are the only ones worth reading. It's the loser's posts with words that deserve an asterisk.

Dougster's forehead should be marked with an asterisk to denote the absence of a brain inside.

One small shit for a asshole. One giant steaming pile for mankind. "I started here in August, 2008" LOL! Actually, you created the Dougster ID at that time as a sock puppet for one of your previous ones: davids, cliffbar, bobbyI. All dumbasses going back at least 10 years. Congratulations to yourself for clicking a POST button so many times, loser.

"She looks fairly good. She asks if it's ok to sit with me. I say ok." She wouldn't even get that far with me if she looked only "fairly good".

"Fucking your little sister shows how devoted his is to your whole family, and it's a great way for him to expand sexual skillset."

^Not many ever thought they did "get him". Maybe because he tried so hard to keep it that way, to maintain his mystique.

People still use Tineye? LOL. I thought Google Image Search must have put Tineye out of business by now, unless you want to do an inferior job of searching for fakes.

"Might want to check your math. 100 - 78 = 22, not 24" Cash = paper money + coins Apparently, 2% carry $49 or less in paper plus $1 or more in loose change.

Zeps win for creating a bunch of untouchable, thundering godlike songs and then getting out. Longevity is the biggest strike against the Stones. It's supposed to be rock n roll, not mummification. If they'd hung up their spandex 35-40 years ago, before the rot set in and they became a joke, it would be different.

Yuck, those tits look pretty weird. Calling a boob job doctor an "breast expert" is like calling Laszlo Toth a sculpture critic.

In addition to the stigma associated with being in a strip club? Oh no!

Are these the same masterminds who write that they decided to visit the club in order to beat the traffic?

I don't care much about fitting the hot dancers' profile, b/c I usually approach them rather than wait for them to approach me.

They don't, b/c eye contact makes a blow job so much better.

10 all the way. Fat chicks don't make me happy in any room. I'd rather risk being bored than risk being crushed.

Salad goes better before the main course. Dessert is best after. Sex I'm fine with before, between courses, after or during. There is no bad time to have sex.

Luvthepus, that was so sick and brilliant nobody can match it. Any girl who can play along with that shit is a keeper.

^Haha! Don't forget: Rocky the Squirrel Gomer Charles Nelson Reilly Felix Unger Howard (Bob Newhart's neighbor) Mr. Haney

You lost me at "if you saw off hand". That sounds painful.