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10 years ago
"And it's ARF ARF ARF!" Shut up, bitch. SIT!
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10 years ago
It's pretty funny it to see how easily steve229 has made Dougster his total bitch. Just made fun of his trolling a few times, and now its ARF ARF all weekend long!
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10 years ago
Reality check to the trolls:
dis/claim/er
noun
a statement that denies something, esp. responsibility
Example: This is not an offer of prostitution or any illegal activity. Fees charged are for time spent only.
Your fiction on this board is as useless as an whore who provides time only.
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10 years ago
No match for Fannypack, I'm afraid.
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10 years ago
"legally"
Only some counties in Nevada, you forgot to add.
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10 years ago
The amount of tape on the glasses of the nerd who rates women with decimal points.
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10 years ago
Dougster's blank posts are the only ones worth reading. It's the loser's posts with words that deserve an asterisk.
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10 years ago
Dougster's forehead should be marked with an asterisk to denote the absence of a brain inside.
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10 years ago
One small shit for a asshole. One giant steaming pile for mankind.
"I started here in August, 2008"
LOL! Actually, you created the Dougster ID at that time as a sock puppet for one of your previous ones: davids, cliffbar, bobbyI. All dumbasses going back at least 10 years. Congratulations to yourself for clicking a POST button so many times, loser.
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10 years ago
"She looks fairly good. She asks if it's ok to sit with me. I say ok."
She wouldn't even get that far with me if she looked only "fairly good".
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10 years ago
"Fucking your little sister shows how devoted his is to your whole family, and it's a great way for him to expand sexual skillset."
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10 years ago
^Not many ever thought they did "get him". Maybe because he tried so hard to keep it that way, to maintain his mystique.
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10 years ago
People still use Tineye? LOL. I thought Google Image Search must have put Tineye out of business by now, unless you want to do an inferior job of searching for fakes.
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10 years ago
"Might want to check your math. 100 - 78 = 22, not 24"
Cash = paper money + coins
Apparently, 2% carry $49 or less in paper plus $1 or more in loose change.
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10 years ago
Zeps win for creating a bunch of untouchable, thundering godlike songs and then getting out. Longevity is the biggest strike against the Stones. It's supposed to be rock n roll, not mummification. If they'd hung up their spandex 35-40 years ago, before the rot set in and they became a joke, it would be different.
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10 years ago
Yuck, those tits look pretty weird. Calling a boob job doctor an "breast expert" is like calling Laszlo Toth a sculpture critic.
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10 years ago
In addition to the stigma associated with being in a strip club? Oh no!
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10 years ago
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Are these the same masterminds who write that they decided to visit the club in order to beat the traffic?
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10 years ago
I don't care much about fitting the hot dancers' profile, b/c I usually approach them rather than wait for them to approach me.
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10 years ago
They don't, b/c eye contact makes a blow job so much better.
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10 years ago
10 all the way. Fat chicks don't make me happy in any room. I'd rather risk being bored than risk being crushed.
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10 years ago
Salad goes better before the main course. Dessert is best after. Sex I'm fine with before, between courses, after or during. There is no bad time to have sex.
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11 years ago
Luvthepus, that was so sick and brilliant nobody can match it. Any girl who can play along with that shit is a keeper.
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11 years ago
^Haha! Don't forget:
Rocky the Squirrel
Gomer
Charles Nelson Reilly
Felix Unger
Howard (Bob Newhart's neighbor)
Mr. Haney
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11 years ago
You lost me at "if you saw off hand". That sounds painful.