Comments by umissedaspot (page 2)

Best: Truman, for saving Europe from starvation and the Soviets, for the broadly shared prosperity and for advancing civil rights. Worst: George W. Bush, for invading the wrong country and catastrophic economic collapse.

I bet the person you talked to was nothing like either of the blondes in pictures. Attractive women don't go catfishing. It was probably some old fat lady or else a dude.

If you're not some PL what are you doing on a site for PLs? Or are you "asking for a friend"?

je40: I'm surprised you didn't complain that the cat burglar needed big fake mutant tits.

That ponytailed cat burglar can come over and burgle my valuables anytime she wants. I never noticed what product was being advertised. I like the dirty blonde in the silver evening dress in those goofy retro Acura online ads who says "So easy!" when she presses the power windows.

My bitch Dougster soils himself in excitement every time he sees me post. Even Pavlov's dog wasn't that much a slave to a stimulus. lol

^^^Like I'm gonna to take advice from troll fanboy Zipman on how to respond to one of his idols. Riiiight. It wasn't by being all Zipman-obsequious that I made Dougster my bitch. Who cares what he "asserts". I assert that he is one sick puppy who is fun to kick around from time to time.

Lol. My bitch Dougster has lost any semblance of contact with reality. He shows no sign of embarassment at being forever exposed as a necrophiliac. And he mindlessly parrots in non sequitur my dig at how he spazzes within minutes each time one of his man-crushes posts.

Strange, I don't see "all of TUSCL" chiming in to agree with Dougster about the joy of sex with dead remains. You're not gonna back out of this one, swinger. Now excuse me while I go hurl.

Nice try backtracking, creep. Not! You're already on permanent record bragging over and over about having sex with a dead woman. Fuckin' weirdo.

^Not likely. I kind of doubt if anybody but Dougster has wetdreams about having sex with decomposed corpses.

BTW, in the unlikely event that Dougster isn't just fantasizing, I've asked the cemetery management to notify me if my mother's grave has been tampered with. Nothing yet. Keep dreaming, swinger.

voyeur97 seconded. What I've seen of the chicks named so far I'd rate Not Hot for their grotesque looking tits.

Stupid troll Dougster says: "isn't going to be a high priority if anything more important comes up." Like camping out on the TUSCL board all day and night waiting for his troll bait to get a bite. Lol

^^^^^Lol at all-time bumpmeister Dougster not knowing what bumping a thread means. HINT: It's not bumping when it's already at the top of the list, bitch. Stupid troll.

Friday night while everybody else was out, I see my bitch Dougster and his retarded sidekick stayed glued to the board crying out for my attention. Oh, cue the violins!

Loser troll Dougster: "ARF ARF ARF!" retardedjoe: "Slurp slurp!" Get a room, you two.

Poor retardedjoe acts like his tongue is a hammer and every troll's butthole is a nail.

Apologies to RickDugan, Steve, etc for making Dougster my bitch. I didn't mean to take him from you. Just made fun of his trolling, and now it's ARF ARF ARF 24/7. Lol

Those fries aren't gonna bag themselves, tiger.

Hey loser, isn't it time for you to put on your paper hat and report to work?

Looks like you've got a club of two who admit to buttlicking a stupid troll. Such prestige.

^Lol at how the loser troll spazzes within minutes every time he sees my name. Must be camped out on this board 24/7 just waiting for his moment. What a chump.

I bet that only a pathetic troll fanboy could possibly give a shit.

^What a loser.