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Comments by MrDeuce (page 11)

  • discussion comment
    7 years ago
    chronot94
    rhode island
    Are VIP Rooms worth it if not interested in extras?
    I guess I'm lucky in terms of VIP pricing. Just in my neck of the woods: $150 for half hour: Club Rio in Indy, Night Moves in Bloomington, IN; various dive clubs in Washington Park, IL $100 for half hour: Brad's Brass Flamingo in Indy, 6th Avenue Dancers in Terre Haute
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    7 years ago
    Cashman1234
    He/Him - He’s a filthy pig. That’s him in VIP with another whore.
    Do you have fantasies about dancers and love?
    I *did* fall for my ATF last year -- hard! It cost me some money and some heartbreak, but it left me wiser about the ways of strippers. Now I would classify myself as cautious but not cynical about strippers.
  • discussion comment
    7 years ago
    chronot94
    rhode island
    Are VIP Rooms worth it if not interested in extras?
    Now that I'm a veteran of lots of extras in VIP rooms, I would say that they're *not* worth it if you're not looking for extras. However, several years ago I used to do occasional VIPs in low-touch clubs just to be able to touch the dancer all over. True story: One of the five most beautiful dancers I've seen in my 20+ years of clubbing, a stunning blonde with large natural breasts, worked at a low-touch club in Indiana. It frustrated me that I couldn't touch her tits during $20 lap dances, so one time I paid $150 for a 30-minute VIP, during which I touched her *everywhere* except the kitty. When we were done, she thanked me for being such a gentleman. I exclaimed "Girl, I just touched you all over!" and she replied "Yes, but you didn't try to finger-fuck me!" *This* is the world strippers live in, where they can't even do a VIP room without fighting to keep unwelcome fingers and other body parts out of their orifices.
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    7 years ago
    SebastianCobb
    California
    Who could it be?....What could it be?
    I'm confused: you sound like you're 12 . . . but your peen sounds like he's 102 :) Just raggin' on ya, man! Though I've never been cock-blocked on an OTC date by another chick, I've certainly been in the position of wondering whether I should have told my ATF how I felt about her. I never did, really. (However, on our first date, overnight in a hotel room, I did tell her that I loved her -- and she said it back! We both laughed it off in the morning, except I wasn't really laughing.) My short answer to your question is: don't tell . . . and run!
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    7 years ago
    Call.Me.Ishmael
    Rhode Island
    Text messages with CF
    That's a classic exchange of texts, Ishmael - well done! I must admit that I've fallen for such lines a few times. I absolutely agree that lending money to strippers is the true chump's game. Once it's in their hands, it's a gift! Never give money to a stripper and expect to get it back.
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    7 years ago
    shailynn
    They never tell you what you need to know.
    10 QUESTIONS: THE MASTLIST [ALL INTERVIEWS IN ONE POST]
    I think all of your choices of interviewee so far have been golden with the exception of RandomMember. Back when I was still reading his posts, he seemed really sour and charmless, and not just to me :) [It's not for nothing that JohnSmith69 calls him RandomAsshole.] These "10 Questions" interviews are the most interesting thing I've seen on TUSCL in a while -- keep it up!
  • discussion comment
    7 years ago
    MrDeuce
    Illinois
    Sydney Van Til in black and white
    She's 5' 10" and her measurements are 34C - 24 - 35! She's with Unique Models and Talent in Grand Rapids, MI, that hotbed of high fashion.
  • discussion comment
    7 years ago
    Do you sit/tip at topless stages?
    Yes, I tip at the stage all the time. At my usual night spot, the Silver Bullet in Urbana, I sit at the stage and tip every dancer a dollar or two every set (except when I'm getting lappers -- a big exception!).
  • discussion comment
    7 years ago
    shailynn
    They never tell you what you need to know.
    10 Questions - Keep Going Or Quit?
    Keep going! I love your questions and their answers.
  • discussion comment
    7 years ago
    Cora
    As George Segal often says on "The Goldbergs": What's happening right now?
  • discussion comment
    7 years ago
    BBF People - Have You Seen Grace?
    Dude . . . people on this board come from all over the country and even the world, whereas only Hoosiers know what "BBF" is. Oh, and she was at my place yesterday before she went over to John's :)
  • discussion comment
    7 years ago
    chessmaster
    Illinois
    What would you do with this?
    Pass. Too much backfield in motion.
  • discussion comment
    7 years ago
    felipe609
    New Jersey
    Detroit
    The man clearly said "I also don't want to go to a club downtown", so why are we even discussing Legends and Bouzouki? If he asked "Which soft drink should I order?", would you suggest bourbon or tequila? I've been only to the Inkster clubs (Flight Club, Bogart's, Henry's) plus La Chambre, the Criket (sic), and Henry's South. @felipe, based on my own limited experience in Detroit-area clubs, my recommendation is the Criket: real women, ethnic diversity, reasonable prices, and very high mileage. It's the only club that I *always* visit on my annual pilgrimage to the D.
  • discussion comment
    7 years ago
    shailynn
    They never tell you what you need to know.
    GoVikings: 10 Questions Resurrected
    I do understand Larry's annoyance with shailynn -- there's some bad mojo between them -- but I also enjoy the 10 questions posts. However, as a rather private person, I'm not sure how many such questions I would answer. Try me! Did sinclair just refer to TUSCL handies?? Wait, et me check . . . nope, TUSCL *handles*! Whew! -- I don't want to get to know you guys *that* well!
  • discussion comment
    7 years ago
    What is the average readers age on this forum?
    Cuts curious? How old are under readers? TUSCL members probably range from about 20 to nearly 80.
  • discussion comment
    7 years ago
    shailynn
    They never tell you what you need to know.
    LONDONGUY: 10 Questions Resurrected
    "fucking knackered" -- love it! I'm looking forward to londonguy's answers. He and I have PMed quite a bit -- he's quite an interesting guy!
  • discussion comment
    7 years ago
    JohnSmith69
    layin low but staying high
    Pussy plus alcohol
    @DirkDiggler: Excellent write-up on nude clubs with alcohol in N Illinois and Wisconsin. I had no idea there were that many! @JS69: I do believe flagooner was being sarcastic in his mention of Orlando and SLC. That's what my "ha!" referred to.
  • discussion comment
    7 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    Do you go commando?
    Ordinarily I do, but occasionally at extras clubs, where the pants are going to come off anyway, I don't bother.
  • discussion comment
    7 years ago
    JohnSmith69
    layin low but staying high
    Pussy plus alcohol
    ^ ha! Club 390 in Chicago Heights, Club O in Harvey, and Hustler Club and Hollywood Show Club (which has a new name) in Washington Park serve alcohol and allow onstage nudity, but it seems that most of the girls, at least on day shift, give flashes of pussy only. The Skybox in Harvey served alcohol and *all* of the dancers got nekkid on stage, but I don't know what's it like now as the more urban "The Boxxx".
  • discussion comment
    7 years ago
    Cashman1234
    He/Him - He’s a filthy pig. That’s him in VIP with another whore.
    Jessie James Decker - would you get dances from her?
    Why, yes -- yes, I would!
  • discussion comment
    7 years ago
    Cashman1234
    He/Him - He’s a filthy pig. That’s him in VIP with another whore.
    Ordering food in a club
    I've had lots of good meals at my 3 favorite clubs in Indianapolis: Club Rio (which has a $5 special every day!), Dancers, and Brad's Brass Flamingo. Other than those three, I've never eaten food in a strip club.
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    7 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    Is bigger better? Why?
    ilbtaicnl! Seriously, though most of the pics that I post feature larger-breasted women, IRL I gravitate to women for personality reasons more than anything. My ATF has B cups, as does my CF/current OTC girl. I get dances from and do VIPs with dancers sporting anywhere from A to DD tits. I am an equal-opportunity breast lover :) My one caveat is: they have to be real! Very seldom do I spend money on a stripper with obviously fake tits.
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    7 years ago
    georgebailey
    Catalina
    The ignore button....thank you founder
    ^ What Lurker said: 4 key ignores have improved this board immeasurably for me!
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    7 years ago
    TimJo
    Ohio
    Need advice - How to navigate BYOB club
    My BYOB experience is quite limited, and I don't drink liquor, so I either bring a big can of beer with me or order soft drinks ITC: * XTC Cabaret in Austin: I buy a fo'ty (actually a 24-oz can of Mexican beer) at a convenience store on the way to the club and nurse it there for a couple of hours * Fluffers in Sparland, IL: same concept * Hot Bodies in Austin: I ask the waitress to bring me a soft drink from the fridge * Palace in the Pines in Lowellville, OH: I get my own soft drink from the fridge :)