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Comments by farmerart (page 48)

  • discussion comment
    12 years ago
    ButterMan
    Indianapolis
    Don't underestimate the day shift
    In Detroit clubs I agree that day shift is much the best for ITC action.....Toronto clubs don't seem to have such a pronounced bias for day shift action. But for arranging OTC joy, night shift has it all over day shift IME. Remember, though, that I am a traveling road warrior, not a regular in any club with house dancers.
  • discussion comment
    12 years ago
    "When will your friend run out of money" they asked me.
    @carolynne, You can't have anything from my retirement account BUT I have lots of other cash at my disposal for spending on 'worthy' dancers. Come on up to the Alberta clubs and let's see what we can arrange.
  • discussion comment
    12 years ago
    motorhead
    Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
    Trends in Dancer Appearance
    Bring Back Bush!
  • discussion comment
    12 years ago
    motorhead
    Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
    What I have learned from Facebook
    Why does religion have such a prominent place in USA society? Your constitution delineates strict separation of religion and government, does it not? Strippers talking about religion? If a dancer ever even mentioned religion during during conversation with me in a club I would reply by spouting the most blasphemous utterances I could conjure up.
  • discussion comment
    12 years ago
    JuiceBox69
    Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
    clubs and big pay
    Over the years I have done many business deals in bars and lounges but never in SCs. I did recently recruit 2 guys for the drilling crew during a visit to the Rig Pig SC in Nisku.
  • discussion comment
    12 years ago
    OTC Proposal
    Calgary is one of my home bases. I can't see this guy's moves flying in Calgary SCs and certainly not at his $200 price point. I have sampled some tasty OTC crumpet from Calgary SCs but the cost was considerably more than $200 and much work and time was required to get the dancer's agreement. In other clubs this dude's approach may work just fine for ITC but even in my favourite strip-club-cum-bordello in Toronto an immediate approach for OTC requires more subtlety and cash.
  • discussion comment
    12 years ago
    "When will your friend run out of money" they asked me.
    If I live as long as my old man (92 years old) I will have to spend about $150K/year on strippers to deplete my retirement savings account.
  • discussion comment
    12 years ago
    Clackport
    Washington
    Best Strip Club Visit
    This is mine. It was so mind blowing that I wrote a long piece about it in the old blog section about 2 years ago. https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=553
  • discussion comment
    12 years ago
    Sneaky stuff this is
    60 years old?.....big fuckin' deal! I passed that one over 4 years ago. If I were in Detroit we would have to do something special with Samantha at Bogarts for your big day, vince. She is an imaginative lady; I am sure that she could conjure up an appropriate 'gift' for you. Happy Birthday.......(Does Samantha still work at Bogarts?)
  • discussion comment
    12 years ago
    Passive vs Agressive
    I didn't build my wealth by being passive in business and I sure as hell am not passive in a SC if I see a girl that I like. On the rare occasion I will even approach a dancer sitting at a table chatting with other guys. One evening I entered a club in Vancouver barely an hour before closing. I spent 5 min scoping out the room to find any dancer that I might find attractive. My prey was sitting at a table of young jocks chatting and watching the jocks drink beer. I went over to her, stuck a $20 bill in her cleavage, told her I was good for lap dances until closing time. She jumped up so quickly that she almost knocked over the table of beer. The young jocks glared at me but didn't say a word as the girl took my hand and led me upstairs to the lap dance area. Also scored a tasty piece of takeout crumpet when the club closed. I think you guys who wait for a dancer to acknowledge your existence are just totally nuts!
  • discussion comment
    12 years ago
    motorhead
    Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
    "Blade Runner" Charged with Murder
    Doesn't look like the cops will be stumped on this one.
  • discussion comment
    12 years ago
    What An Ass I Am!
    For those of you who asked why I went nuclear over this, I will say that I am exceedingly anal about security. I had a very expensive lesson about e-mail security a few years ago. My industry is filled with spies, scouts, crooks, thieves, and assorted other ne'er-do-wells. The dollar numbers I deal with are rather large and the geophysical technical data are priceless. I make no excuses for being such a wuss about security. e-mail communication is my preferred method of contact with dancers. I never hand out my phone number and especially not my Blackberry info. I have several tame e-mail addresses for matters like this. Not the first time that my love of booze has bit me in the ass but the mellow memories of the great booze moments far outweigh the occasional disaster like this one.
  • discussion comment
    12 years ago
    10inches
    Florida
    CAUGHT IN VIP
    The VIPs at the Trinity clubs in the Toronto area guarantee that you will be caught doing whatever deed you and the dancer agree upon. Privacy in those clubs is non-existent. I liken those VIPs to the famous Hieronymous Bosch painting, 'Garden Of Earthly Delights'.
  • discussion comment
    12 years ago
    Clubber
    Florida
    Throwing this out...
    Sounds like a plan, clubber. If I can't make it I'll send down the AMEX Black with vince.
  • discussion comment
    12 years ago
    Clubber
    Florida
    Throwing this out...
    DO NOT set a date to satisfy me! The demands of my business are absolutely unpredictable. Set a date that satisfies the majority of interested guys. Post the date on the board. If I can make it I will fly down to south Florida. The reviews of the south Florida clubs are very enticing to an old horndog like me.
  • discussion comment
    12 years ago
    motorhead
    Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
    To the Boys on the East Coast.....
    vince, You are right, 60cm is a big snowfall. Biggest snowfall in one system this winter up here was half that - 30cm. The difference up here in NWT is that the snow that falls in October stays until April/May. There are 2m snowbanks around the camp and air strip as we push more and more snow out of the way. Temperatures have moderated since Christmas....nice balmy -15C highs each day this week.
  • discussion comment
    12 years ago
    motorhead
    Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
    To the Boys on the East Coast.....
    You pussies!! It's winter....what do you expect?
  • discussion comment
    12 years ago
    Clubber
    Florida
    Throwing this out...
    Keep the tuscl board informed. If it comes off I would make an attempt to fly down if I can work the date around my business commitments.
  • discussion comment
    12 years ago
    Ever regret your spending on the Hobby and wish you had spent less over a period
    I regret every fucking penny I am forced to spend on parking when visiting a club. Other than that no regrets about any other pennies that I have spent pursuing the hobby. My BIG regret is not spending more. I am still beating myself up about a girl I saw in a Red Deer club three years ago. She was (and still is) the most beautiful girl I have encountered in any strip club anywhere. The day that I saw her was not my best SC performance. I was in filthy work clothes and I was grubby myself after checking out an old tractor I was aiming to buy. The beauty wouldn't even give me the time of day let alone a lap dance. BUT I had $20K cash in my pockets to buy that tractor. If I had waved that wad of cash under the beauty's nose might I have done better than a mere lap dance? I will never know and it is most probable that I will never see that beauty again.
  • discussion comment
    12 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    Are foreign language skills of any value in U.S. clubs?
    My second language is French. That language is of absolutely no benefit to me in USA clubs. I also have rudimentary conversational German. Again, no use at all in USA clubs. Like shadowcat and others have mentioned it can be of benefit to disguise one's knowledge of a dancer's language. At a Quebec club I didn't let on that I knew French to my chosen lapdancer until we were bargaining over prices. Jokingly, the dancer let forth with 'maudite tete carree' when she realized that I was not going to be conned into paying higher prices than necessary. It was my first visit to that particular club and I had learned the normal club practices and prices by eavesdropping on dancers' conversations in French at the bar before going for lapdances. Everything worked out fine after that but that first girl 'outed' me as a French speaker. All girls who approached me after that spoke French to me. One thing that I have never been able to figure out is this. How do quebecoise dancers ALWAYS identify me as an English speaker when I show up in a French speaking club?
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    12 years ago
    Jackmd
    Up and In
    Closing a club for a private party
    I have heard many reports of this phenomenon happening in small town Alberta hotels. Slow Saturday afternoon. Spread the word. Bring in some compliant strippers from the city. Lock the doors. I have no idea if these stories are true; all this happened before my SC interests were triggered.
  • discussion comment
    12 years ago
    joewebber
    Georgia
    Percentage of Single Moms
    In my time in the hobby I have come to know four different dancers rather well. None of them are single moms. One of them is a mom but her son is in his early 20s and no longer dependent on her. Is this another Canada-USA cultural difference?
  • discussion comment
    12 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    Which came first, the drugs or the club?
    The mindset of an addict has nothing to do with place of work. Addicts are everywhere in our society; addicts of both sexes. In my travels in the SC world I shun dancers who are obviously ripped; otherwise business as normal for me as I do my hunting.
  • discussion comment
    12 years ago
    bang69
    North Carolina
    Ever have this happen part 2
    @Corvus, Interesting observation. I have the same preference. Such a pity that we don't meet women of that ilk in SCs. Self confidence is something that is sorely lacking in all dancers that I have encountered in my SC journeys, but I guess that strong independent women have many other options than SCs for earning income.
  • discussion comment
    12 years ago
    bang69
    North Carolina
    Ever had this happen
    One of the sweeties that I entertained at my farm for a sexy weekend saw the guns in my machine shop; my grandpa's old 16 gauge shotgun and an ancient .3006 rifle. 'Why do you have these ugly things?' she asked me. 'I kill pests with them.' I replied. 'What pests?' came her question. '.3006 for deer, 16 gauge for geese and cats.' I answered. 'Oh' She did not ask me to teach her how to shoot.