Dancer profiles are now available! Free VIP for dancers, apply now. More info

Advertisement
Front Room

Ever had this happen

bang69
bang69VIP31249

North Carolina

13 yrs ago · 1 min read

I was talking to some stripper friends of mine last nite. They asked me to teach them how to shoot. I asked them why. They said self defence. I agreed to teach them. So this weekend we are going to the pistol range for some target shooting. Yes we will be useinhg paper human targets. So has this ever happened to any of you?

Replies (25)Latest

Profile picture for TortillaChip
TortillaChip

Thats great. Teach girls who are perpetually drunk, high or both to shoot. Nothing bad could possibly happen.

Profile picture for sharkhunter
sharkhunter

Thus reminds me of going to an early morning archery class in college where I had to shoot arrows with less than a hour of sleep one morning. My first shot I hit a bullseye. It just wasn't mine. It was the guy's next to me. He just looked over and had like a what the heck look on his face wondering if that was an accident or what I was trying to do. I was a bit disoriented with less than an hour of sleep. Yeah, I'm sure nothing will go wrong.

Profile picture for Alucard
Alucard

I DO NOT use guns and have NEVER had anyone ask me to teach them.

Profile picture for Corvus
Corvus

@bang69, I assume you are a responsible gun owner and know enough to handle the situation and range safety. With those assumptions I say go for it and have fun.

If any of these girls are, or ever have been, pissed off at you be careful! I'd start with single action revolvers mysel, but have fun either way. At least they are not scared of guns.

Profile picture for jackslash
jackslash

A long time ago my ATF asked me to teach her to shoot. I showed her my Glock and said I would take her to the firing range sometime. But as I got to know her better and saw how often she is drunk or high, I decided she should never handle a gun.

Profile picture for farmerart
farmerart

One of the sweeties that I entertained at my farm for a sexy weekend saw the guns in my machine shop; my grandpa's old 16 gauge shotgun and an ancient .3006 rifle.

'Why do you have these ugly things?' she asked me.

'I kill pests with them.' I replied.

'What pests?' came her question.

'.3006 for deer, 16 gauge for geese and cats.' I answered.

'Oh'

She did not ask me to teach her how to shoot.

Profile picture for motorhead
motorhead

I don't see shooting a gun in the women's handbook.

Cook, clean, raise kids and fuck. That's all they need to know.

Profile picture for jester214
jester214

I've had women ask me to teach them to shoot or take them shooting, but never a dancer. Then again that's not a topic I would bring up with them either: "So.. uh... I have a gun in my car".

If you like shooting and especially if you enjoy shooting, it should be fun.

Profile picture for jester214
jester214

*especially if you enjoy TEACHING shooting

Profile picture for cnyknight
cnyknight

im suprised no one has made a "shoot my load" joke yet ...

Profile picture for shadowcat
shadowcat
Profile picture for mmdv26
mmdv26

OK, I will...I told her I'd take her out and show her how to shoot my load. She turned it around backwards and shot herself...LOL.

Profile picture for crazyjoe
crazyjoe

Altard needs to be droped off in the middle of the ghetto by himself so he can preach his selfrightous bullshit to all the gangsters. He may change his views on law abiding citizens carrying guns rather quickly when he smarts off to the wrong person

Profile picture for jester214
jester214

I think Alucard is a self righteous ass too, BUT if he doesn't think he can safely handle carrying or owning, then he shouldn't. If more people who weren't responsible enough didn't and more who were did, we'd all be better off.

Profile picture for Alucard
Alucard

Look in the mirror before name calling jester214.

Profile picture for crazyjoe
crazyjoe

Jester good comment. My mom and her best friend knew a hot shot cop when she was younger that tried to show off how fast he could draw his pistol and shot himself in the leg...lol. maybe that is what altard is afraid of

Profile picture for crazyjoe
crazyjoe

I will keep my freedom and my guns and you can keep the change

Profile picture for Clubber
Clubber

I bought my ATF a handgun and taught her how to use it. She never wanted to go the CCP way due to all the checking into her past.

Profile picture for bang69
bang69

@every one. yes I am a responciable gun owner & hunter. I have taught many people how to shoot.

Profile picture for Estafador
Estafador

Alucard, jester just stood up for you? What the hell is your problem bro.

Profile picture for georgmicrodong
georgmicrodong

I have nothing to add to this thread, but have decided to grace you all with the benefit of my comments anyway. Enjoy the rest of your day.

Profile picture for Alucard
Alucard

Name calling is standing up?

Profile picture for goodsouthernboy
goodsouthernboy

Name calling isn't necessarily taking up, but he did refer to your actual username rather than the common "Alutard." Besides, he was defending your opinion and basically telling the other guy to lay off, which in my opinion is the very definition of taking up.

Profile picture for goodsouthernboy
goodsouthernboy

I've never approached the topic in the club but would be willing to help almost anyone learn to handle them safely and aim. I'm not going out to buy a pistol for anybody but I think everyone should know the basics. Lets face it, there are bad people out there who have guns and have an immediate advantage over even the best fighter. There's little chance of reasoning with a crackhead who wants to hurt you.

Profile picture for bang69
bang69

LMAO!!!!

Join the conversation

Sign in to reply to this discussion.

Advertisement