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12 years ago
juice likes tomatoes.....who knew?
Growing tomatoes is one of my hobbies. I grow a couple of varieties of tomatoes that are almost black in colour. Those would be right up your alley, juice; along with the cucumber!
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12 years ago
If you have high interest revolving credit card debt put every penny of extra cash towards retiring that debt.
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12 years ago
In a way I understand the logic behind this dancer's actions.
I, too, do not sell my product when I am dissatisfied with the price offered for it. The difference is that my product does not walk away. The oil remains in the ground readily available to me to sell when prices are acceptable to me.
This dancer has a very perishable product to sell. When she figures that out, she might have a higher income level.
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12 years ago
Shit, juice, $1K is peanuts for a car repair bill. What's the car's problem?.........dent in a quarter panel?.....valve lifters?.....brakes?....steering? A handy guy like you can fix that by himself.
The girl will be just as grateful and will reward you as if you had coughed up the cash.
Who knows? Maybe you will be even more of a superman in her eyes when she finds out that you did the repairs yourself?
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12 years ago
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ilbbaicnlKeep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
So many studies of income levels prove that people deemed to be attractive, both women and men, have higher average incomes than people deemed to be unattractive or ordinary in appearance.
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12 years ago
Many interesting responses, thanks.
Dougster, and others, ask for a concrete example of what I meant. The best that I can come up with is this. I am the boss. I give the orders. I make all the big decisions. I take all the responsibilities. My signature goes on every pay cheque every month. The profits come to me. I am in control of my world.
The workaholic observation is also valid. I certainly am one of that species and there are not all that many true workaholics in this world.
But, in the SC world, I am just another of the countless PLs struggling with the machinations of the crafty ladies that I encounter.
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12 years ago
@Estafador,
Whenever a dancer encourages me to explore digitally her lovely squishy lady parts I am encouraged to try for exploration of those parts with another probing instrument that always accompanies me on any SC visit.
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12 years ago
Tits for visual stimulation; pussy for tactile stimulation.
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12 years ago
I guess that I'm not a kissable guy; it has never happened to me ITC. Much more common OTC at an hotel or at my place.
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12 years ago
@georg,
Being a doofus about pop culture, I had to google Beyonce to see what you were ranting about. WTF! Fat ass and derivative music?
I thought that you had better taste, georg.
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12 years ago
Why is toothbrush, as in one tooth, the common usage? Why not the much more logical......teethbrush?
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12 years ago
I might have made a similar observation in a discussion thread after my trip to North Dakota last autumn. Williston is a pure shit pit, like any other oil boom town that I have visited during my career in the oil patch.
Not to say that you can't make mega bucks in towns like this, just that strippers get very little of that dough sloshing around.
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12 years ago
@Experimental,
I found booze in their bunk shack. No rope necessary for that. All the guys here know they are down the road if they get caught breaking the 'dry' rule.
I also gave my partner shit for letting this happen while I was away. My partner doesn't have quite my experience in this world.
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12 years ago
Shit! I like Million Dollar. I met a sweet squirter there three years ago.
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12 years ago
I just got back to the exploration camp after a three week absence. Had to fire two guys today and send them out to civilization - does that count, juice?
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12 years ago
lopaw,
Why do you do this to me? I am back in the exploration camp for a 2 month stretch.
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12 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
We have something very similar up here in the north......snow drifts.
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12 years ago
Another Canadian here. We Canadian men only pee sitting down when we go to USA. Us Canadian guys all have much bigger tackle than USA guys. We hate getting our tackle wet in those tiny USA pissers so we prefer to sit down rather than stand two feet away from the urinal.
Rose, Canadian clubs in Quebec and Ontario probably require more contact than you are comfortable with. Off island Montreal area clubs are really just brothels as are many clubs in suburban Toronto. You might do well in downtown Toronto clubs - For Your Eyes Only and Brass Rail/Upper Brass come to mind. Lots of high roller financial types in FYEO.
I know a great deal about clubs in Alberta, my home province. You need a licence to work here and you must hook up with a booking agency. Dancers tour the province working 2 weeks or so at different clubs. This is the only place where you will receive serious stage tips in Canada; but, tipping is done in the form of the loonie/toonie toss ($1 and $2 coins). Dancers do a 3-song stage set, getting nude on the third song. Fourth song is when the coin toss starts. Dancer rolls around on the floor, doing gaping vagina poses as horny guys toss coins at her. I don't like this at all, but it is not uncommon for a dancer to pick up $200 in coins after one of these sets. Dancers do about 4 or 5 stage shows during a long day (often from noon until 2:00AM). Private dances are $30/5 min and are usually non-contact. Some clubs have no private dancing. There are many strip joints in Alberta which are just regular taverns with strippers added - stay away from these. If you ever come to Alberta to work check out the Rig Pig in Nisku. This is a working man's club but the working men that patronize this club are high wage oil workers. You can make serious coin in this club and no private dances. Dancers usually stay in the attached hotel.
Vancouver, the biggest city in British Columbia, is a lovely city but it is barren of strip clubs - just two of them. Lap dances are $50/song. THAT is a very high price in Canada. Brandi's in the centre of Vancouver caters to tourists and other fools. No contact lap dances. No 5 Orange in the crummy slummy part of Vancouver caters to strip club regulars. You will be expected to give up some contact if you do lap dances here. There are clubs in other parts of British Columbia but it is a tough game for strippers in this province.
If you ever do come out to Alberta to work, shoot a PM to old farmerart. I have been known to drop a buck or two at the Rig Pig in Nisku.
Since I am one of tuscl's horndogs, the only advice that I can give you about USA clubs is to stay away from the clubs on my review list in Chicago area and metro Detroit area. Read tuscl reviews and you will realize that Houston, Dallas, Miami, Providence, Atlanta, Phoenix, Los Angeles, and San Francisco will be no-go areas for you. Generally, in USA clubs you will be expected to give up serious contact to make serious money. But, there are cities with clubs that will suit you - Boston, New York, Milwaukee, Chicago proper, Washington DC.
Writing a long post like this......how do you tell that I am killing time in an airport?
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12 years ago
Just a practical observation from being in business for a very long time.
You do NOT fuck with insurance companies. Insurance, whether it be medical, fire and casualty, life, disability, whatever, is a necessity in life. Insurance companies compete for customers but these companies also have the quaint idea that defrauding one insurance company is defrauding them all. Just as escorts have a 'bad date' list, insurance companies share data about fraudulent claims.
If you do this and are discovered, do not be surprised if you are unable to obtain insurance of any kind at non-extortionate premium rates in the future.
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12 years ago
Sheesh, juice. Get a job in the oil patch and you can do all this shit for real.
For 45 years I have been messing around with dynamite, fracing guns, D-9 Cats, 28-wheelers, diamond drill bits, top drive rigs, Nodwells, monster 4X4s, wild animals, crazy rig pigs, multi-hook cherry pickers, idiot Arabs, crazy weather, funky chemicals, corporate leeches, well fires, blowouts; the list can go on forever.
I would guarantee that I have had more tight sphincters in my life than you will ever have playing video games on an x-box.
There is just something about a nat gas well blowout that makes your ol' asshole pucker up tightly.
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12 years ago
How thick are you, juice?
I am the white Shorty Mac.
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12 years ago
Explain this term to me, please. 'Cracker' just does not resonate in Canada. Where does it come from?
I gather it is an insult. Why am I not insulted?
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12 years ago
Nice to see that average dick size is another area where we Canadians kick American ass.