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Comments by farmerart (page 27)

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    11 years ago
    Papi_Chulo
    Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
    What's with this Yoda faggot ?
    So, there is no point for a guy like me even signing up for SW chat?
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    11 years ago
    OT:Made In The USA
    @sofaking87, You are wrong. Canadian Olympic Team uniforms were all made in Canada. The replica gear available to the public at The Bay is made off shore but anything worn by a Canadian athlete in Sochi is made in Canada.
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    11 years ago
    Ever been woken up by an Earthquake?
    Years ago on a drilling site I experienced a ground-moving 'bump', My heart sunk and I was sure that a blowout was mere moments away. God bless the BOP.
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    11 years ago
    Papi_Chulo
    Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
    Why Do Strippers Strip
    Laziness and easy money - that is why strippers strip. Cry me a river about boring jobs, no opportunities, hard ass bosses, etc. Hard work and self discipline create amazing opportunities for any person willing to make the effort. Has anybody ever met a stripper with an attention span longer than that of an amoeba?
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    11 years ago
    She's Fucking a The Tile Guy, Too
    If she wanted me to drill a well in her back yard she would have to do a hell of a lot more than just fuck me.
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    11 years ago
    motorhead
    Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
    Sochi 2014
    @lopaw, Alberta's SCs are no draw for a hardcore monger like you. How about our curling clubs? I could take you on a tour of Alberta's curling clubs, from Calgary's Winter Club to Edmonton's Ottewell Club to the funky little 2-sheeter in the hamlet nearest to Rancho farmerart. Curling is an important part of western Canada's culture. The curling rink is often the social centre of tiny rural communities that struggle to survive the depopulation of the countryside.
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    11 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    Is Seattle gonna beat Denver?
    ^^^^^^ Out of curiosity I phoned a bookie that I know here in Calgary to find out his line. Must be lots of Seattle money here in Calgary. The local bookie has Denver at just -0.5. That is a huge difference from the Vegas line. A new well is being spudded soon up north; that is a $25,000,000 gamble for me. I don't think that I will touch this Super Bowl proposition.
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    11 years ago
    Papi_Chulo
    Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
    Clubs with same name in different regions/areas ?
    Just a lack of imagination when choosing club names.
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    11 years ago
    Papi_Chulo
    Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
    The Midwest ?
    I'll second motorhead's tip about Industrial Strip in Hammond, IN. I visited that club one single time and was bitterly disappointed with the joint and its girls. At the time of my visit Industrial Strip figured very highly in tuscl's Top 10 list. It did not merit that ranking and I have distrusted the Top 10 list ever since.
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    11 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    Is Seattle gonna beat Denver?
    I'm a gambling man. What's the spread?
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    11 years ago
    You guys remember porn stars without makeup?
    ^^^^^^^^ Of course there are invisible tattoos.......would be called skin.
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    11 years ago
    jackslash
    Detroit strip clubs
    Roman Holiday
    Jack, I say - Go For It! I have had four different vacations with my Toronto sweetie. All have been very pleasant experiences for me; also horrifically expensive. The vacations have been at isolated resorts or in rural or gently urban areas, not big cities. There are some caveats to my advice, Jack. I get the sense that you don't know this girl very well yet. I had a pretty good read on my sweetie before I broached the idea of vacation together. My Toronto sweetie is in her early 40s and possesses unexpected maturity (for a stripper). Your new girl? Toronto sweetie is educated and multi-lingual. Your new girl? SuperDude, ever the practical cynic, raises specific objections that might concern you. Sweetie and I hashed out all the logistical details of the vacations before we left Canada. There were no tantrums or bad behaviour on her part. Believe it or not, the only tension between us was over the amount of sex. A major part of these vacations for me was just pure relaxation from the pressures of work. Naps and leisurely hours spent reading were part of what I wanted to do. Sweetie wanted to be more active than that (both in the sack and out). Sweetie claims we are a good fit sexually (and I don't disagree) but the damn woman is rapaciously insatiable! One of the reasons I see her only 2-3 times a year. If you get all the details figured out to your satisfaction - DO IT. I have the impression that all this is easily affordable for you.
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    11 years ago
    Papi_Chulo
    Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
    Do you have a SC bucket-list for 2014 ?
    I will be visiting Europe again this coming summer, primarily Holland to satisfy more of my curiosity about my Dad's WW II exploits. As part of this trip I will also be visiting the Commonwealth War Grave in Kleve, Germany. Kleve is very close to the Ruhr cluster of big cities - Essen, Duisberg, Koln, Dusseldorf - where I might come across an FKK spa. I don't like Germany and I don't like Germans but I wouldn't mind sampling the delights of the FKK spas that I have heard so much about.
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    11 years ago
    **Direct Deposit: when do you get yours?**
    My employees' cheques are credited to their personal accounts just once per month - the last banking day of the month which can be any day from the 26th to 31st. I don't draw a pay cheque for myself.
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    11 years ago
    Papi_Chulo
    Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
    Question for the heavy consumers of LDs
    @Papi_Chulo, Maybe you should just bulk up yourself to match the thunder thighs of your preferred dancers.
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    11 years ago
    You guys remember porn stars without makeup?
    Why isn't IN-N-OUT burgers suing the crap out of the makers of this video? I will now forever associate IN-N-OUT burgers with hideous tats, not that I am ever likely to visit IN-N-OUT burgers. California burger joint, no?
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    11 years ago
    jackslash
    Detroit strip clubs
    Frozen Out
    Giggle, giggle.....4F?.....a couple of inches of snow?.......giggle, giggle. My heart is bleeding with sympathy for you poor guys suffering such extreme weather travails.
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    11 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    Is Seattle gonna beat Denver?
    I don't know beans about American football. I do know that the Denver Broncos are owned by a Canadian from Edmonton, Pat Bowlen. Bowlen's company built Commonwealth Stadium in Edmonton that is the home of the CFL's Edmonton Eskimos. The Bowlen family has a long history in Alberta. J.J. Bowlen was Lieutenant Governor of the province fifty-some years ago. Sad to say, but Pat Bowlen has started down the road to elderly dementia. He no longer does interviews or makes public appearances.
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    11 years ago
    ilbbaicnl
    Keep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
    OT: Is "spook" now an unusable word?
    One of the most popular series on British television is 'Spooks', spooks being a colloquial term for spies. The same series runs on PBS in USA under the title - 'MI-5'. Now I understand the reason for a different name for the series in USA. I truly did not know of this racially tinged meaning for 'spook' before reading this discussion thread.
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    11 years ago
    zipman68
    the speed force!
    OT: RIP Pete Seeger
    I am not of the same politics as Pete Seeger. My taste in music does not include a passion for folk tunes. I cannot help but admire the character of the man. He was true to his beliefs. He was true to his friends. He was true to his family. He was true to his craft. He led the life he wanted to lead with no compromises. I strongly suspect that he would have been a great guy to share thoughts and experiences with over a few beers in a convivial working man's tavern.
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    11 years ago
    Getting Rid of the Perfume Smell
    @lopaw, You have just presented another argument for the benefits of being bald. I am so blessed. The only creature that ever objected to residue stripper smell on my body was my good ol' dawg, Daisy. Daisy would refuse to have anything to do with me if I ever came home doused in 'eau de stripteaseuse'.
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    11 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    More from Floriduh. Cops who escorted Justin Bieber to strip club suspended.
    This is all a calculated effort by Bieber and his handlers to cultivate a 'bad boy' image. Bieber's father is part of the kid's posse, for pity's sake. Daddy Bieber was part of the so-called street race crew in Miami. Rented cars, even. CBC News in Canada really did a number on Bieber this weekend on The National. Bieber is an embarrassment to Canada. Please don't deport him back to us.
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    11 years ago
    sflguy123
    Florida
    Dark skinned African-Americans with Tattoos
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ What SuperDude says. I can also add this: no single race has the market in perfect grooming cornered. Bad taste can be found among all races when it comes to personal grooming, fashion sense, and..........manners.
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    11 years ago
    sflguy123
    Florida
    Do you use ur real name at SC?
    I am 'art' here on tuscl. I am 'art' in SCs. I am 'art' everywhere. The only people in the entire world who call be by my given first name are my 98 year old mother and my Swedish cousins. They are also the only people that I know who can properly pronounce my given name. I am even 'art' to my sister and brothers, none of whom can pronounce my Swedish first name. In fact, to my knowledge the only places where my real name appears are on my birth certificate and on my passport. 'Arthur' is my middle name. Anybody who dares to call me 'Arthur' receives a withering glare.
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    11 years ago
    Revenge
    Drug testers mysteriously showed up at the miscreants' rig yesterday.