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13 years ago
Two all sluts named Patty, special sauce, titties, her cheese, my pickle, with condoms up their sesame seed buns.
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13 years ago
Sheesh. MikeWaz's beatdowns and CTQ's amateur stealthiness are way too prosaic.
You need to think BIG & BOLD for payback on this one, so I suggest you immediately talk to Nathan Ford and enlist the services of him and his crew:
http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/7100000/Leverage-on-TNT-leverage-7147107-2560-1707.jpg
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13 years ago
Some good ol' honest pithiness, nengneng:
You, like most people, really don't have a clue about what constitutes *True Love* (romantic). If that's your desire -- as it appears to be from reading your posts -- then you need to redirect all your time, energy and resources away from strip clubs, and into endeavors that can actually lead you to that Promised Land.
Good luck in any course you take...
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13 years ago
WTF? First Costanza's dad steals my "stopping short" and now this slithering asshole rips off my "bop and bite".
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13 years ago
Already have plans to be there next Monday with Miguel Cabrera.
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13 years ago
Well, looneylarry, Elaine is my CURRENT ATF.
FU Charlotte County sheriff!
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13 years ago
I just forwarded your comments to RAINBOW/PUSH. Expect Jesse Jackson to be paying your dick a visit soon.
Any further transgressions, and Rev. Al will need to be involved.
And you might as well drop the whole "potheadpl" charade. We all know you're John Mayer.
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13 years ago
All's fair in love, war and strip club mongering.
And, oh yeah, strippers should not only be into anal, but bukkake, too.
Make it so, Number One...
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13 years ago
Grade-A skanks. I wouldn't fuck either of 'em with George's micro dong.
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13 years ago
No, Seymore doesn't have HIV.
You might be thinking about John Stagliano, owner of _Evil Angel_, who was also aquitted of obscenity charges last year. Stagliano reportedly contracted HIV in Brazil.
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13 years ago
It's only a matter of time before she's on Stern playing Ring Toss with her ginormous clit. My money's on Booey.
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13 years ago
Thanks for the link, always wondered whatever happened to Linda Blair.
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13 years ago
Ah, nevermind, fuckit. Just be happy ya found him...
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13 years ago
Point taken... but who the fuck is Waldo?
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13 years ago
Couple nights ago, I had barely wrapped my coat 'round my chair and sat down stage-side when a solid 8 leaned down and ear whispered: "How bout I suck your dick?" Kinda pedestrian when compared to your guys' ass & throat fucking solicitations, but I was still amused and grateful. Especially amusing to me because I had just read some recent post exchanges between some guys and a dancer at the club where she defiantly insisted: "We're not whores, we're entertainers!" Well, I _was_ entertained...
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13 years ago
No offense, but your thoughts regarding this topic strike me as profoundly skewed (I can only speculate as to why). The short answer to your question: Yes.
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13 years ago
Perhaps consider making a move for Mariano Rivera?
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14 years ago
I'll lay odds that review was posted by Mike Matusow.
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14 years ago
If you watch this clip using CIA software, you'll notice Bin Laden jerking-off in the corner. Just sayin'...
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14 years ago
Glass Blower. Wasn't all that attractive, but she was damn popular.
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14 years ago
In the LD area, I usually like to insert two digits into the stripper's Pi.
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14 years ago
Sheesh... who's that desperate to get laid to put up with this scenario? Nobody should be, save for Pee Wee Herman, maybe...
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14 years ago
She more than likely said: "I enjoyed you, Bundy...you're really nice, Bundy." Now just hope to hell she was referencing Al and not Ted.
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14 years ago
Was her name Zenyatta?
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6 years ago
Yeah, lappers are $25 per... obviously chick was in full ROB mode.