I think my penis is racist.

To the politically correct jail with you, you felon !! LMAO

lol we have those in columbus but they are $2 and only last for 20 seconds.

Damn, Sam! That's a 100% inflation (used to be $1 at Centerfolds)

pot,

Saw the $1 dance thing once, in Austin, TX. I liked the idea and got a couple of nice dances after the samples. I wish more clubs would try it.

I just forwarded your comments to RAINBOW/PUSH. Expect Jesse Jackson to be paying your dick a visit soon.

Any further transgressions, and Rev. Al will need to be involved.

And you might as well drop the whole "potheadpl" charade. We all know you're John Mayer.

CTQWERTY, Centerfolds has new management. No more free cover, it is $5 or $10 depending on age now.

sam, are you shitting me? Discrimination on the basis of age?

Maybe race, maybe size, maybe fatigue. Who knows why we suddenly go limp.

I think your penis won't let you fake it with anyone you don't find attractive. It may be because she was black and/or a combination of being thick, unattractive in the face, etc. I've found some black women who really get my engine running, but on the whole, I tend not to gravitate toward them as much. I respond (or experience a lack of response) more often to the heavy/big-bottomed girls. It just doesn't work for me and my seemingly contrarian helps keep me honest.

The dollar dance thing is a great idea. It's fun, makes some money for the girls, and does lead to spending more money on private dances. Granted, it's not a full contact situation---no boobie groping on the main floor. Still fun, though.

LOL at the John Mayer reference. "I have a Benetton heart and a KKK dick", or something like that.

Dollar dances are a great ice breaker for me. I've found some good LDs from girls I wouldn't have expected to be good just by giving them a shot at the dollar dance.