BEST NEW FIRST LINE !!

So did ya??

Reflective of the economy, perhaps. Last time I was at Centerfold's in Houston, a brazen young Hispanic suggested that we find a quiet place so I could "fuck her throat".

I did not partake, working on the assumption that I wasn't the only customer to have heard that line. Sure enough, not 20 minutes later, I saw her with another customer, upstairs in a an area that really wasn't THAT private. She was aggressively bobbing up and down.

Cravey, you're a better man than I am for turning down the chance to abuse some poor girl's throat.

Is there anything illegal about pointing out that someone wants to fuck you? I don't think that breaks any laws, even here in Ohio.

I could stand to fuck a good throat too...why don't I ever get offers like that *sigh*

That is Houston for you...
Prim0, I like that one gal you told me about at kahoots who uses the pick up line "wanna play with my titties"

In the last month or so, at a Detroit area club that I won't name (but I will tell you was not the normal low end whorehouse like H8 or Bogart's) I've been asked the following. These are opening lines, not after 20 minutes of chat mind you:

1. "Here's some advice, you really, really want to fuck me. Trust me, I've been told I'm a really good whore."

2. "If I let you fuck me, will you stick your finger in my ass? I really like that. I like it even more if you fuck my ass, but I know that's not for everyone."

3. "I know there's a few girls here with no gag reflex. I have one, do you like it when a girl gags on your cock?"

Two where from the same girl on different nights, and all were at about panic time, which is when the stripper realizes that she doesn't have her tip out covered. In other words, after 12:30. Both were also pretty damn hot, not the normal "dirty one of the bunch" whore that you can usually spot within 5 minutes at this place.

Times are tight, not the girls.

I'll also give the token....I did not partake. I'm a gentleman god damnit!

Nothing beats "Let's fuck"

A recent line I heard was " . . . you want me to put my mouth on it don't you?"

An 18yo stripper came up to me once and said "I saw you eye-fucking me over there" "What do you mean?" "You were looking at me and thinking, `man, does she look good', and `man, would I like to fuck her in the ass'~". It was like she was psychic or something!

My favorite, from a Detroit area peeler--- "I don't have a gag reflex, want me to prove it?"

Couple nights ago, I had barely wrapped my coat 'round my chair and sat down stage-side when a solid 8 leaned down and ear whispered: "How bout I suck your dick?" Kinda pedestrian when compared to your guys' ass & throat fucking solicitations, but I was still amused and grateful. Especially amusing to me because I had just read some recent post exchanges between some guys and a dancer at the club where she defiantly insisted: "We're not whores, we're entertainers!" Well, I _was_ entertained...

The thing is, prostitution is a paying of money for sex. It is not expressing desire for sex. Nor is it having sex. None of these lines include money. So to convict the police would have to then prove that the subsequent offer of two hundred to go to the vip was sex for money which she had already said she wanted to do without any money.

My favorite was the dancer walking up to my seat at the bar and whispering in my ear, "I want to suck your cock.", while she attended to Mr. Happy. She did and he was.

They can be pretty bold in Houston. I was at a small club one evening where the talent was a bit thin. After one dance from a girl that ranked about a six, she asked; "So, you want me to suck your dick?" I appreciated her upfront nature but I wasn't so impressed with her. No thanks.

Damn.. the most i've gotten is "want a dance?" LOL.