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12 years ago
Topless... right?
The girls have to be EXCEPTIONALLY high quality (9's and 10's only) to get me in a topless club. Otherwise, I'll pass. Nude only, please.
I'm all over the NY/NJ/Mass/CT area so it's likely I'll pop in to check it out sometime in the fall... BUT, if you don't have self-parking available also I'll just keep on driving right on by....
Lap dance area needs to be private; lap dances need to be high contact (especially for topless only). Guys care about this far more than big screen TV's and PPV events... trust me.
CR will surely be exorbitantly priced... which is OK only *IF* something really special can be had there. If all that occurs is an extended lap dance... ah... NO.
And remember, you're in Poughkeepsie, ffs... don't ever think you're in Vegas or NYC and get too snooty for your own good... because it will hurt business.
GOOD LUCK
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12 years ago
Emperor's Gentlemen's Club... where the old Platinum Premier was on Southbridge.
Don't think it officially opens till this Saturday tho.....
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12 years ago
I'd open an all nude joint near Foxwoods Casino in Connecticut.
Name: _Clit Eastwood_
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12 years ago
For me, everything starts with the stage dance; she better excite me on stage or 8 times out of 10 I'll decline all subsequent offers (laps, CR, ITC, etc.).
A few I let slide (bad stage work) if I'm outrageously attracted to her, like her personality and we're chatting along having drinks.
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13 years ago
WOW. This new format absolutely blows. I don't even wanna click thru this debacle......
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13 years ago
I'm thinking it's the KW sleeper that ultimately did you in, bro. If ya really want to impress the honeys to get 'em back for seconds, ya really need to trick-out your sleeper.
http://www.trucksleeper.com/press/OVER%20DRIVE%20ARTICLE%20FOR%20MARCH%202006.pdf
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13 years ago
English?... well, ok:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MT3CihStFQ&playnext=1&list=PLE972BC7B00D11D78
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13 years ago
WTF?... ok, so ya don't like Japanese. Maybe you should try some Sake. In the meantime, give some Latin a try: Damnant quod non intellegunt
Btw, until kappa_girl produces photos of herself seriously workin' the pole, I won't be convinced she's a stripper. "She" is probably just yet another dude on tuscl role playing and posting from prison (you all know who you are).
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13 years ago
For those in obvious need of serious guidance (when reading things on the internet), a Japanese proverb offered up for your acquaintance...not that it'll do any good:
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Anata wa subete wo shinjiru nonara o yomi ni shinai hÅ ga yoi, yomitori
"If you believe everything you read, better not to read."
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13 years ago
Good thing for kappa and Stiletto that the body parts that are their moneymakers clearly don't include their brains...
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13 years ago
WTF do ya want me to do, wetpussy80? Go to a fuckin Nationals game?
Keep whining and I'll up it to 6 times a week...
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13 years ago
I'm sure they are just respecting your privacy, farmerart. Just like their tits, ass and pussy, strippers' scruples are impeccable.
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13 years ago
Whenever I feel like making a stripper cum, I have her escort me to the A.T.M.
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13 years ago
I'm saying you should bring your Max Hardcore DVD's to the World Series of Poker.
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13 years ago
Porn selection is important; Contrary to what Bree Olson's cooch would have us believe, one size _does not_ fit all.
Without knowing how GGG a particular gal is, I would suggest getting hold of one of the many porn parodies out there ("This ain't Happy Days XXX", "This ain't Seinfeld" "Brady Bunch" "Married with Children", etc.).
While those selections are definitely not for the soloist, they really work on the couples-front. Trust me -- it's battle-tested -- as the familiarity of those shows resonate with the girlies and segue very easily into the fantasy of naughty.
Bringing (appropriate) porn to a rendevous such as yours is akin to raising under-the-gun with pocket aces: you might lose, you might not even get called... but you're an odds-on favorite to win BIG, and it's always the proper play.
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13 years ago
Don't try too hard, as laid back can go a long way in these situations. And remember to bring your funny, as it's always a winning play.
And porn. Bring. Some. Porn.
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13 years ago
So many things perceptively true in your guys' comments. I would just like to add that in my many inside/outside sexual escapades with strippers, I can honestly say that only once did _I_ do the propositioning ( years ago on Broad St. in Augusta when stationed at Gordon).
It's just how I like to roll: I sit at the stage, tip well, engage in conversation over drinks and Voilà , I bat about as good as Josh Hamilton in attracting the "extras" girl(s). (I've rejected more times than partaken.)
The delusion oft times put forth by strippers like these 3 that they are 'entertainers', so don't think of them in the _sexual acts_ sense yadda yadda... is fantasy of the highest order on their part (and explained so well by joker44). If it wasn't for strippers bringing up the sex -- or flat-out initiating the sex ITC -- my resume would consist of that lone Southern Belle in Georgia.
And while I don't make it much of a habit to watch the guys while strip clubbing, the only bona fide "wide mouthed bass" look I've encountered in the club is when one of the gals is sliding up & down my cock.
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13 years ago
Sure does, txtittyfan. One guy even told me he shit green feathers.
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13 years ago
"Not yet, I have to relocate to a trailer park, loose some teeth, get a few tattoos, gain 150 lbs., and grow a mullet."
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Ah, hear ya... and you're right, there are prerequisites for those fine shows.
The good news from my perspective is all I'd have to do is get two strippers pregnant.
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13 years ago
I have 5 pair very similar... and I didn't even have to buy 'em.
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13 years ago
I just read their respective websites. You're booked for Maury AND Springer. NICE.
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13 years ago
Love the idea of _Dare Dorm_, but after several viewings grew bored of its dithery execution and tameness. Pink Visual's college stuff is much better.
Disagree with the underlying premise put forth here, as strip clubbing and porn viewing are two different activities. Obviously one can enjoy one and not the other -- why would that be unusual or surprising? How many people love football but couldn't care less for hockey? Just because things fall within a certain 'genre', it doesn't mean there's an inherent connection between the two other than that genre.
As for me, I love both 'football' and 'hockey', and if I started typing all the porn stars I'm familiar with in the last 10 years, I'd crash TUSCL due to bandwidth usage.
p.s. Actually, forget about all the shit I just wrote: You, dude, have a MAJOR PROBLEM.
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13 years ago
Whoa... Ho looks like Jay-Z at a transvestite party.
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13 years ago
If the cops hadn't stopped searching from exhaustion, they would've solved Earhart, Hoffa and Arsenio's career in one fell swoop.