I was complimenting a dancer on some daredevil acrobatics she performed on the top of the pole (ah, the stripper pole, not the other kind, unfortunately). That's when she told me she used to be a junior high gym teacher. I bet the boys looked forward to getting into her class, lol!
So, what are some other former occupations you've heard of?
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Nun.
Stockbroker, nurse.
hair stylist, dental assistant, and a whole bunch of them who were "in school getting their degrees".
rocket scientist, fighter pilot, green beret, astronaut, head of the kgb, president of romania
Housewife!
Lawyer, college professor. Yeah right!
Cock sucker!
SometimeVoyager, where did she teach? I'll sign up for her classes. LOL
damn near all in college, dentist assistant, escort, in transition, mother, house wife, maid, mcdonalds worker
I am still looking for Dick Johnson's stripper-investment counselor.
'Concert pianist' was the most unusual one I've come across. She was believable too. (Insert 10-inch pianist jokes here...)
C.P.A., lawyer, social worker. I verified each one.
mortgage broker, working as a stripper as an "extra" job while also working for the state government (department of corrections, if my memory is correct).
sanitago, there was a correction officer locally that moonlighted as a dancer a year or two ago. not bad looking but her stage dances were mild. those two facts led me to believe that her lappers would be pretty lame so i never spent any money on her.
Glass Blower. Wasn't all that attractive, but she was damn popular.
Accountant, golf cart girl, house painter, middle school English teacher....and....single mom.
Pathology assistant in the Coroner's Office. Yikes!
The Detroit papers have mentioned more than one female police officer moonlighting as a stripper.
just remembered that there was a dancer that poured/finished concrete. not very hot and as expected her hands were very rough lol
Real estate sales (I guess the skill at leading people to get in over their heads is transferrable...).
I've had a few female professors who would've looked good on the pole.
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