Dancer: I used to teach gym

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steve229
I was complimenting a dancer on some daredevil acrobatics she performed on the top of the pole (ah, the stripper pole, not the other kind, unfortunately). That's when she told me she used to be a junior high gym teacher. I bet the boys looked forward to getting into her class, lol!

So, what are some other former occupations you've heard of?

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Clubber
14 years ago
Nun.
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vincemichaels
14 years ago
Stockbroker, nurse.
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strippersluvme
14 years ago
hair stylist, dental assistant, and a whole bunch of them who were "in school getting their degrees".
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troop
14 years ago
rocket scientist, fighter pilot, green beret, astronaut, head of the kgb, president of romania
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samsung1
14 years ago
Housewife!
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SometimeVoyager
14 years ago
Lawyer, college professor. Yeah right!
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shadowcat
14 years ago
Cock sucker!
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vincemichaels
14 years ago
SometimeVoyager, where did she teach? I'll sign up for her classes. LOL
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dw.buck
14 years ago
damn near all in college, dentist assistant, escort, in transition, mother, house wife, maid, mcdonalds worker
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farmerart
14 years ago
I am still looking for Dick Johnson's stripper-investment counselor.
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scatterbrain
14 years ago
'Concert pianist' was the most unusual one I've come across. She was believable too. (Insert 10-inch pianist jokes here...)
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SuperDude
14 years ago
C.P.A., lawyer, social worker. I verified each one.
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sanitago
14 years ago
mortgage broker, working as a stripper as an "extra" job while also working for the state government (department of corrections, if my memory is correct).
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troop
14 years ago
sanitago, there was a correction officer locally that moonlighted as a dancer a year or two ago. not bad looking but her stage dances were mild. those two facts led me to believe that her lappers would be pretty lame so i never spent any money on her.
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TommyMoney
14 years ago
Glass Blower. Wasn't all that attractive, but she was damn popular.
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harrydave
14 years ago
Accountant, golf cart girl, house painter, middle school English teacher....and....single mom.
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lopaw
14 years ago
Pathology assistant in the Coroner's Office. Yikes!
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SuperDude
14 years ago
The Detroit papers have mentioned more than one female police officer moonlighting as a stripper.
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troop
14 years ago
just remembered that there was a dancer that poured/finished concrete. not very hot and as expected her hands were very rough lol
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Cheo_D
14 years ago
Real estate sales (I guess the skill at leading people to get in over their heads is transferrable...).
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bigdude012
14 years ago
I've had a few female professors who would've looked good on the pole.
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