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Dancer: I used to teach gym

Monday, December 27, 2010 1:44 PM
I was complimenting a dancer on some daredevil acrobatics she performed on the top of the pole (ah, the stripper pole, not the other kind, unfortunately). That's when she told me she used to be a junior high gym teacher. I bet the boys looked forward to getting into her class, lol! So, what are some other former occupations you've heard of?

21 comments

  • Clubber
    14 years ago
    Nun.
  • vincemichaels
    14 years ago
    Stockbroker, nurse.
  • strippersluvme
    14 years ago
    hair stylist, dental assistant, and a whole bunch of them who were "in school getting their degrees".
  • troop
    14 years ago
    rocket scientist, fighter pilot, green beret, astronaut, head of the kgb, president of romania
  • samsung1
    14 years ago
    Housewife!
  • SometimeVoyager
    14 years ago
    Lawyer, college professor. Yeah right!
  • shadowcat
    14 years ago
    Cock sucker!
  • vincemichaels
    14 years ago
    SometimeVoyager, where did she teach? I'll sign up for her classes. LOL
  • dw.buck
    14 years ago
    damn near all in college, dentist assistant, escort, in transition, mother, house wife, maid, mcdonalds worker
  • farmerart
    14 years ago
    I am still looking for Dick Johnson's stripper-investment counselor.
  • scatterbrain
    14 years ago
    'Concert pianist' was the most unusual one I've come across. She was believable too. (Insert 10-inch pianist jokes here...)
  • SuperDude
    14 years ago
    C.P.A., lawyer, social worker. I verified each one.
  • sanitago
    14 years ago
    mortgage broker, working as a stripper as an "extra" job while also working for the state government (department of corrections, if my memory is correct).
  • troop
    14 years ago
    sanitago, there was a correction officer locally that moonlighted as a dancer a year or two ago. not bad looking but her stage dances were mild. those two facts led me to believe that her lappers would be pretty lame so i never spent any money on her.
  • TommyMoney
    14 years ago
    Glass Blower. Wasn't all that attractive, but she was damn popular.
  • harrydave
    14 years ago
    Accountant, golf cart girl, house painter, middle school English teacher....and....single mom.
  • lopaw
    14 years ago
    Pathology assistant in the Coroner's Office. Yikes!
  • SuperDude
    14 years ago
    The Detroit papers have mentioned more than one female police officer moonlighting as a stripper.
  • troop
    14 years ago
    just remembered that there was a dancer that poured/finished concrete. not very hot and as expected her hands were very rough lol
  • Cheo_D
    14 years ago
    Real estate sales (I guess the skill at leading people to get in over their heads is transferrable...).
  • bigdude012
    14 years ago
    I've had a few female professors who would've looked good on the pole.
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