Comments by HonestT (page 11)

I thought you were talking about bagels until I read all of the comments. I'm fine with both Labia types. But my preference for pubic hair from love to don't like goes: 1) Hard wood floors 2) Throw rug 3) Carpet Runner 4) Area rug 5) Wall to Wall carpeting. I know what you're thinking, but I'm almost 40, and before getting into girls I got into Playboy and Porno. Meaning that I was conditioned to like the pubic area trimmed. Having had my share of "pubic floss" in high school, I really got into college women keeping the area clean.

I'm a huge fan piercings with nipples and hood being the hottest. Clearly the piercing craze is dying down and giving way to tattoos. (I care for tats WAY less). The body mod I really hate is ear lob stretching! At least you can take piericings out; the other two a just too permanent. Not to counter Pimp Minister Clubber, but I would pass on a hot dancer with body mods that grossed me out. Or non-mods too, like nasty moles, C-section scars or even full bush. Picky? I guess so.

I used to be into Russian and Asian, but being in the computer industry has afforded me a lot of exposure to them. So the attraction has waned. Currently I really enjoy British (colonies too, like Trinidad) or Cockney varieties.

@pabloantonio: I have experienced your #1-4 in my research as well. Very insightful, although I don't agree with your stance that it is impossible to have a normal relationship with a dancer. I will qualify that by saying many clubs are pastie, air dance, or heavily monitored. I believe you could date a day shifter that works in a place like that and not be too jealous. Then again you see married porn stars, too. I guess it depends on your definition of normal.

I am a huge fan of theme nights when the dancers costume up, especially Halloween and Xmas. I'm not a fan of the Easter themes. I am not aware of any summer themes in Columbus, OH, with the exception on Columbus Gold having a golf theme during the Memorial tournament.

I have never been to a SC that didn't have a tip jar on the admission counter. Like samsung1 said, I'll tip if they wave the admission fee or if they flash their boobs. But counting out correct change is not providing me with any extra service. Non-SC tipping areas that don't make sense: - Airport baggage check in -- what is their job other than to give me my boarding pass and take my baggage? - Subway Sandwich Artist -- seriously, make my freaking sandwich, take my money, give my change. - Taxi Driver -- Every Las Vegas cab driver has tried to take the tunnel or some other long way from the airport to the strip. Charging me extra does not garner a tip! If you provide excellent service or products above and beyond what I'm paying for, I will gladly offer a tip of 20%. If you are taking away my 1/3 full $6 beer without asking, you shouldn't expect a tip. I'm imagining a stand-up routine like Jeff Foxworthy: "if you..., you don't deserve a tip!"

I'm not worthy! You guys are true players. Before joining TUSCL last year, I just trusted Chris Rock's information. After 18 months of taking notes, I know better.

No trophies leave the club for me. I have been bra/clothing marked several times after dances. At least it is More subtle than that huge-showy hug they give regulars when you walk in. Girlfriends have left articles if clothing intentionally several times back in the college dating games. Those trophies may impress the guys, but women hate any evidence from previous conquests.

Juicebox69/player11 - you guys are my heroes! I was recently in Out of town on business, and I was in a store flirting with a cashier. I asked her what the best mall in town was so I could do do some shopping. She bemoaned the fact that she hadn't been to a mall in over a year because of money problems. Had I read this discussion, I would have offered up some of that shopping money! lol. Regarding Waffle House employees: Based on my 10-12 visits to different locations, I'd rather take shots at overweight Walmart cashiers. Yikes! The talent at Hooters in Ohio has been decining for years. But strictly speaking, you can see women walking around on the street wearing less clothing. Now if you're talking The Tilted Kilt waitresses, you've got my attention! That place is a stage and a DJ away from being a strip club. :^)

I have never been ignored in a strip club, as I'm there for action and I'm very proactive. So for me it's the "wanna dance robots" that cause the most annoyance.

All the time. At least from the cleavage and up. That's kinda sad.

Steve, you're a pimp. Enjoy the memories. @wallanon: Great story!

I would agree with the above. Anything that involves directly touching sex organs. Breasts and butts are not sex organs.

I've had a unmarried MILF with new upgrades lift up her daughter's shirt and bra to compare plastic to natural. Somehow I was dating the pricy sister how would barely put out. Nt crotch flashing, but it freaked me out like your story must have felt. In a often reviewed club in north Columbus I know of a shot girl (was a full time dancer 5 years ago) who is available for take out. A fact she got suspended and fined over twice. This woman's daughter is also a dancer in the same club. This is a pasties club, so no flashing like you mentioned. However the shot girl has told me that they are available as a package for take out. I was quoted $400 or a shopping spree for the mom and $750 for the pair. I'm thinking the mom's a 5 and the daughter is a 6, but the mom is nearly double the weight of the daughter. My question to you, does having a threeway with a 5 and a 6 equal doing a 10? lol

Go for it, dude! Unfortunately for me, been there, done that, left with blue balls. It was cheaper for me because I didn't have to deal with bouncers, cover charges, drink hustle, etc. More profitable for her without the tipouts and quotas.

I think londonguy is right, but the real reason is because the actors are paid for portraying a work of fiction. The individual actors do not pay each other for sex; all are paid wages by the production company. That is a significant different in the eyes of the law.

Never with a dancer. Once with a short term girlfriend. She would expell the amount you could probably spit in one try. It was nothing like the "gushing" porno chicks who just piss while faking orgasms.

Actually had a dancer squirt into my White Russian to prove she was lactating. She was hot and I was drunk, so it was fun. People get grossed out by human breast milk, but don't mind pouring juice from the ugliest farm animal on their cereal.

@motorhead: I agree with your post. I don't know if there is a Tilted Kilt near you, but after visiting the one in Columbus, OH the waitresses were all hot enough to be strippers. Even the wife had to agree. After eating there we went to the mall. Unfortunately the hottest girls were probably all underage, except a few women in their 30s. We should have gone tothe outside mall, I bet there were way more dancer candidates there.

<I'm not worthy!> Holy crap! Batting .333 is an amazing value for $1700 to me. Although that would represent at least three _good_ SC visits for me, sounds like you could make it happen with much less next time. If you get time, please PM me with a club name. Road trip soon! It's interesting with Michigan being medical MJ friendly, that dancers would advertise that they have a card. To me that sounds like code for, "take me OTC, buy me weed, and you can go all the way."

All the city/state names are so 2000s: Dakota, Carolina, Jersey, Paris, Brooklyn, Cheyenne, Dallas, etc. I have most recently noticed dancers taking Celebrity and musician names like: Rhianna, Kesha, Hanna, Halle, Madonna, Eminem (I said the same thing), Mariska, Nikita, Elle, Jada, Reese.

Somehow I always end up getting LDs from a dancer with a back full of hard moles or skin tags. I have seen them around the anus and the vagina. :^( Dermatologists don't know what causes them (rumored to be from irritation from shaving and clothes rubbing), but they can cut them off. Unfortunately most people would just end up with a scar.

Clever. Throw some more stand-up material for the strippers on here. ;^)

Thanks for your feedback guys. And thanks jobjjob1 for the Personal Message.

You can tip for information, services, gratitude, or to look like a big shot. Tipping the DJ usually gets your songs played. I rarely have gotten any good dancer info from a DJ. Tipping the door staff gets you nothing, other than a smile. Tipping the bouncer or video monitor guy has been know to earn leniency from them, but only when accompanied with conversation. It works better if you frequent the club and do the same each time. For the most part, this won't get you much if you are one and done. Also most bouncers will help you with seating, if you request it. YMMV!