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JohnSmith69

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1,186 posts by JohnSmith69

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Divorce question

For those of you who are divorced, does there come a time when your ex-wife is not the most disgusting and worthless piece of shit imaginable? My divorce is maybe a year old, and I fucking despise the pathetic…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 2 24

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Do you pleasure your whores?

If you fuck women for money, do they sometimes cum, or is it pretty much all about you? Do you care about their orgasm? Do you work towards their pleasure? Of is it all about your dick…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 1 32

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What should you do if your girlfriend won't have sex with you?

This guy must have been unbelievably horny. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4271734/Farmer-kills-girlfriend-sex-corpse.html

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 1 11

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Special delivery

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4269896/Mailman-caught-having-sexual-relations-mailbox.html

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My addiction

I am addicted to shopping for women. Anybody who knows what they are doing and has some money can go into a strip club and have sex with maybe half the women there on average. Sometimes more than…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 1 33

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A case study in how to pay hookers for sex

It's a very slow night. Three hours of clubbing and little more to show for it than fat, unattractive, old or ROB. I'm sitting with a 7.5 who is the best I can find. The little…

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You'll never guess what state this happened in

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4248070/Woman-attacked-boyfriend-sex-toy.html

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 1 8

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What are you looking for in a strip club viait?

I was just wondering where most people are these days. What are you primarily looking most of the time when you go to a strip club: 1. Good high contact lap dances but no orgasm. 2. A good lap…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 2 62

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DJ announcements about strippers

Have you ever heard a DJ announce something about a stripper going on stage that made you totally lose interest in her, or else something that peaked your Interest in her? Last night, the DJ announced that the stripper…

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Question about sex and marriage

Is it really impossible, or nearly impossible, for a woman to remain a sexual freak after several years of marriage? How about if this freak is an older MILF? If she fucks like a stripper and she's an…

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Should we not take credit/debit cards to a strip club

I know to only spend cash in a club. Learned that lesson years ago. But I think I've heard one or two people say before that they go so far as to take all credit and debit cards…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 2 49

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Having the world's biggest penis is not nearly as much fun as it sounds

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4151704/Man-world-s-longest-penis-offered-porn-film-role.html

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 1 12

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For Papi

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4151218/Economics-graduate-ended-59inch-derri-re.html

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Going to jail to avoid the wife

At one time or another we've all read stories about the inseparable, loving elderly married couple. They die within hours of each other because their love was so intense that the remaining spouse simply couldn't survive without their soul…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 1 4

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I hate being told no in a strip club

It really distracts the little head's focus.

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 1 21

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Good dancer name

Maybe my memory is faulty but I don't ever remember hearing this one before. Climax It conveys the right message, and it's easy to remember.

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 1 19

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Periodic reminder that weed is the most amazing strip club enhancement since ext

Trust me even though I'm a lawyer. If you haven't tried it, come to a meet up and I'll set you up. MUCH better ham alcohol. Here's the clearest proof that I'm right. Loyd Jose Guy totally disagrees…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 1 17

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Need ideas

After several months apart, the DS and I are going to have a date soon. I want to do something special for our reunion. What are some suitable ideas for activities that are worthy of the ultimate…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 1 30

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Moderator

IF tuscl had a moderator, what active member would you chose? I would chose Papi. Sorry Juice.

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Time to vote

I haven't seen her in quite a while now, and I'm having withdrawal. My little girl has grown up since I saw her last, and the little head wants to see her again. She's 21 now so we can…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 2 29

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Another cute young teacher fucks a high school student

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4015646/Former-Wisconsin-high-school-teacher-sobs-jailed-sleeping-teen-student.html Where the fuck were teachers like this when I was in high school?

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 1 15

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Have you ever been desperate enough to fuck this?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4015852/Prostitute-one-eye-11-people-arrested-South-Carolina-prostitution-ring.html

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 2 15

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SJG's favorite online discussion forum

Here's one of SJG's favorite online discussion forums besides tuscl. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4012732/Women-s-fury-sleep-rape-online-communities-men-swap-tips-drug-wives-girlfriends-sex-unconscious.html

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 2 7

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This might make you feel a little less sexually pathetic

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4006338/From-man-sex-bin-liner-woman-fed-husband-s-penis-duck-bizarre-sexual-behavior-world-revealed.html

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 1 4

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Christmas gift for the tuscler who has everything

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4007134/KFC-New-Zealand-creates-scented-candle-smells-fried-chicken.html My apologies if this has already been posted. I've been gone a lot lately.

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 1 6
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