Posts by JohnSmith69

You know you've got an ugly stripper when ......

Guy next to me is a make it rain type. Which is fine. No judgment here. God bless him, he looks happy. Girl is an 8. Nothing to get too hard about. Rain man walks up…

I'm headed to some Phoenix clubs Friday night, Saturday day shift, and Saturday evening. Lone Wolf is planning to join me on Saturday. The times/locations are not written in stone yet, but if you're interested in joining us…

I think they are both from Colorado. And they both have a thing with defecating. The mad pooper is a woman but maybe Joe's real name is Josephine. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4899358/Police-hunt-jogger-defecating-Colorado-lawns.html

Where in the continental US can you get alcohol plus full nudity? I'm talking about a club that serves alcohol, not byob, and has completely nude dancers. I only remember seeing this in Atlanta, Miami and other southeast…

I was talking to a dancer and asked her name. It was a weird name, and it was very loud, so I asked her to spell it. Her name was Lita. I told her that was an…

I'm on a plane. I sleep through take off but wake up when the drink cart comes by. I'm watching an attractive MILF across the aisle order her drink. Holy shit. She's practically topless. Here's a little…

Should I be worried about this? All the stories about otc gone bad have gotten me paranoid. I was with video girl a while back. We did our usual thing, nothing out of the ordinary sex wise. After…

I leave the board for a few days and it all goes to shit.

What is the ugliest stripper you've ever seen? I saw mine a few days ago. She was maybe 6'3" or 6'4", and looked like she would make a good linebacker. On most women her weight would make them look…

Mary Jane wants to see that picture of SJG with a bowl of gravy that he's drinking. Any chance somebody has or can easily find the link to that picture. Mary thanks you in advance.

If you read the prior posts, or are interested in reading them, I have a follow up question. Part 1 https://www.tuscl.net/?page=post&id=51251#comment687553 Part 2 https://www.tuscl.net/?page=post&id=51266#comment687661 I am going to be at the club where Bitch works in about 10 days. Should I ignore her, or have…