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JohnSmith69

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1,186 posts by JohnSmith69

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A choice

You get to choose a companion for the weekend from between two women. Whichever you chose, she will do her very best to be your perfect girlfriend and do whatever you want for your time together. Both women are your…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 1 43

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Exciting new cure for constipation

http://www.menshealth.com/health/live-eel-found-in-stomach-of-man-with-constipation

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 1 11

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What are the signs that a strip club customer is a newbie?

What are the signs that a strip club customer is a newbie? Here's one that I just saw. He only brings enough money for a few stage tips and has to go to the ATM to get a lap dance…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 1 51

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Intelligence in a woman

Turn on Turn off Or neutral?

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 3 66

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Once a ROB, always a ROB?

Can a total Rip Off Bitch transform herself into a good mileage dancer that a strip club veteran can enjoy? Until tonight I would have said probably not. She has the same dancer name as the DS. And she…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 1 16

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This is what it's like to go to a strip club high

I go to a strip club and watch the stage show with a hard on for two hours. Then I get the munchies. There's a "high end" steakhouse nearby and that's where Mary wants to go. I am seated at the…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 1 8

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The top five things that I hate on a stripper's body

The top five things that I hate on a stripper's body 1. Butt plugs 2. Fake tits 3. Nipple piercings 4. Large or numerous tats 5. Multiple pussy piercings The first dancer on stage tonight had all five! Yes I'm in Portland.

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 3 33

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Interview with a Stripper

Mary Jane has been watching some of the porn videos that I made with video girl. They are very hot because I'm the director, and I'm the dick, so it is my every fantasy cum true. My absolute…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 1 15

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Anal sex story?

I have decided. I'm not gonna do anal sex. Both the DC and the DS are willing, but I can't bring myself to stick it in that hole when there's a pussy right next door. Not even Mary Jane…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 2 19

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Bucket list sex acts

What sex act is at the top of your bucket list?

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 3 27

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And you think I overpay for sex

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4363494/Teen-claims-sold-virginity-2-MILLION.html

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 3 7

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When it comes to beautiful young women, men are desperate idiots

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4354664/Woman-gets-men-send-5-Tinder-scam.html

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 1 8

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Baby Dolls

I'm headed to Dallas next month. My go to club there is usually Baby Dolls. But I've heard a couple of people suggest recently that the quality/nature or the dancers there has changed dramatically. I love cute…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 19 8

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Best blow job of your life

With respect to the best blow job of your life, 1. How old were you. 2. Was it from a stripper or civilian. 3. Share an interesting/funny detail about the experience. I will answer later today.

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 2 31

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Fraudulent romantic relationship

Is this a fraudulent romantic relationship? Does this mean that I can sue the DS to get back all the shit that I bought her? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4347420/Movie-producer-claims-vixen-conned-1-2million.html

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 1 11

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Extras

Do you ever use the term "extras" in talking to a stripper? If so, what percentage of them understand exactly what you are talking about?

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 1 30

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Now is the time to schedule your vasectomy

http://time.com/money/3751501/vasectomy-march-madness/

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 2 21

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What it's like for a civilian woman to date Juice

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4322864/Man-flees-dates-bill-comes-claims-latest-victim.html

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 1 13

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I love you Emily

I'm sorry. Mary Jane said that.

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 1 19

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I love strippers

I know they can be a pain in the ass. They lie, you can't trust them, their lives are a disaster, their boyfriends are shit, there's SS, there are ROBs. They get so much of my money. But the…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 3 31

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Headed to Follies

I'm scheduled for a long overdue trip to Follies day shift on Tuesday March 21. Juice and some others had mentioned a desire for a Follies meet up. If anybody can join me on the 21st let me

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 1 41

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Upcoming DS Reunion Date

Several of you have asked about this and I've finally set up my reunion date with the DS. I haven't seen her in about six months, and the little head is ecstatic We are spending the evening together,…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 1 8

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New Jersey strip club

I'm going to be in Trenton NJ soon on a Sunday night. Usually I don't go to strip clubs on Sundays since they are dead but I was considering Go Go Rama which has good reviews and isn't too…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 3 5

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What I found

I was cleaning out my attic and I came across my ex-wife's wedding dress. I was thinking that I'd burn it. Then I thought it might be fun to have the DS wear it on our reunion date…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 1 23

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Don't eat the Lucky Charms: a story of love and sex I'm marriage

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4282776/Nevada-woman-run-two-years.html

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 1 3
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