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Going to jail to avoid the wife

JohnSmith69

layin low but staying high

9 yrs ago · 1 min read

At one time or another we've all read stories about the inseparable, loving elderly married couple. They die within hours of each other because their love was so intense that the remaining spouse simply couldn't survive without their soul mate. Maybe that happens occasionally but this story seems to describe a more common situation among elderly married couples:

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shailynn

Judge will give him house arrest as part of his sentence.

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VeryBigDawg

House arrest! That is so funny.

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warhawks

If it's a woman judge, she'll give him home confinement with a tether.

If it's a male judge, he'll have sympathy on him and send him to jail...

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crazyjoe

If he gets house arrest he will rob another bank

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