What should you do if your girlfriend won't have sex with you?

11 comments

• shadowcat

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  8 years ago

  Never on Sunday:
  
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p57nf-Fv…
• TheeOSU

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  8 years ago

  Maybe unbelievably horny but more likely just a psychotic creep like one of our not so popular fellow forum members.
• flagooner

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  8 years ago

  Go to a SC and fuck a stripper. Duhhh.
• jackslash

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  8 years ago

  Q. What is the upside to a stripper dying in your hotel room?
  A. The second hour is free.
• shailynn

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  8 years ago

  Jackslash that is just rong! The next 2 hours are free! Lol
• rockstar666

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  8 years ago

  SC, nice catch!!! I love how back then, it was a "kiss", not fucking. But everyone knew what it meant.
• rockstar666

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  8 years ago

  jack, you made me laugh!
• warhawks

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  8 years ago

  
  Sunday should have tried on a Monday, a Monday, a Monday...
• Dominic77

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  8 years ago

  The dead wife and dead stripper jokes never get old. "The sex is still the same but ..." LMFAO.
• JuiceBox69

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  8 years ago

  If my GF isn't fucking me then a provider is
  
  If my GF is fucking me then a provider is
• bvino

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  8 years ago

  Cocoa farmer? I will never see hot cocoa the same way again.