What should you do if your girlfriend won't have sex with you?

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JohnSmith69
layin low but staying high
This guy must have been unbelievably horny.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-…

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TheeOSU
8 years ago
Maybe unbelievably horny but more likely just a psychotic creep like one of our not so popular fellow forum members.
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flagooner
8 years ago
Go to a SC and fuck a stripper. Duhhh.
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jackslash
8 years ago
Q. What is the upside to a stripper dying in your hotel room?
A. The second hour is free.
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shailynn
8 years ago
Jackslash that is just rong! The next 2 hours are free! Lol
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rockstar666
8 years ago
SC, nice catch!!! I love how back then, it was a "kiss", not fucking. But everyone knew what it meant.
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rockstar666
8 years ago
jack, you made me laugh!
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warhawks
8 years ago

Sunday should have tried on a Monday, a Monday, a Monday...
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Dominic77
8 years ago
The dead wife and dead stripper jokes never get old. "The sex is still the same but ..." LMFAO.
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JuiceBox69
8 years ago
If my GF isn't fucking me then a provider is

If my GF is fucking me then a provider is
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bvino
8 years ago
Cocoa farmer? I will never see hot cocoa the same way again.
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