tuscl

What should you do if your girlfriend won't have sex with you?

Avatar for JohnSmith69
JohnSmith69layin low but staying high

Comments

last comment
Avatar for shadowcat
shadowcat
0
0

Log in to vote

Avatar for viking2012
viking2012

Maybe unbelievably horny but more likely just a psychotic creep like one of our not so popular fellow forum members.

0
0

Log in to vote

Avatar for flagooner
flagooner

Go to a SC and fuck a stripper. Duhhh.

0
0

Log in to vote

Avatar for jackslash
jackslash

Q. What is the upside to a stripper dying in your hotel room?
A. The second hour is free.

0
0

Log in to vote

Avatar for shailynn
shailynn

Jackslash that is just rong! The next 2 hours are free! Lol

0
0

Log in to vote

Avatar for rockstar666
rockstar666

SC, nice catch!!! I love how back then, it was a "kiss", not fucking. But everyone knew what it meant.

0
0

Log in to vote

Avatar for rockstar666
rockstar666

jack, you made me laugh!

0
0

Log in to vote

Avatar for warhawks
warhawks

Sunday should have tried on a Monday, a Monday, a Monday...

0
0

Log in to vote

Avatar for Dominic77
Dominic77

The dead wife and dead stripper jokes never get old. "The sex is still the same but ..." LMFAO.

0
0

Log in to vote

Avatar for JuiceBox69
JuiceBox69

If my GF isn't fucking me then a provider is

If my GF is fucking me then a provider is

0
0

Log in to vote

Avatar for bvino
bvino

Cocoa farmer? I will never see hot cocoa the same way again.

0
0

Log in to vote

Want to add a comment?