What should you do if your girlfriend won't have sex with you?

Never on Sunday:

Maybe unbelievably horny but more likely just a psychotic creep like one of our not so popular fellow forum members.

Go to a SC and fuck a stripper. Duhhh.

Q. What is the upside to a stripper dying in your hotel room? A. The second hour is free.

Jackslash that is just rong! The next 2 hours are free! Lol

SC, nice catch!!! I love how back then, it was a "kiss", not fucking. But everyone knew what it meant.

jack, you made me laugh!

Sunday should have tried on a Monday, a Monday, a Monday...

The dead wife and dead stripper jokes never get old. "The sex is still the same but ..." LMFAO.

If my GF isn't fucking me then a provider is

If my GF is fucking me then a provider is

Cocoa farmer? I will never see hot cocoa the same way again.