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JohnSmith69

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1,186 posts by JohnSmith69

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In memory of Heck/Rech

I'm going to order lobster at da club tonight after getting high as fuck. I hope he gets out of jail sometime soon.

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 9

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Cheap extras

I'm talking to a dancer about my blow job requirements. She is willing for the bargain basement price of $125. Before we go back I specify that she must let me cum in her mouth. She stops…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 1 31

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Tipping Sign

This is an actual sign that I saw at the entrance of a strip club. Tips. Never required. Always appreciated. Nice sentiment. Of course I left the door girl a tip.

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 8

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Philosophical question

Why are most of the women with giant watermelon sized breasts ugly?

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 17

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Marriage survey

For those who are married, how long have you been married? Would you describe your marriage as mostly happy, a roughly equal mix of happy and unhappy, or mostly unhappy? Yes, the DC has started using the M word.…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 33

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Follies update

What's the current status of Follies day shift? I'm headed to atlanta this week and am wondering if there will be any white girls left for me to play with. Thanks.

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 1 11

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Another horny school teacher

And the woman is very young and hot. Damn http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4589622/Teacher-charged-having-sex-three-male-students.html

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 1 20

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Things strippers say

What's the dumbest thing you've ever heard a stripper say? Here's mine. Video girl and I were pre sex chilling on the bed. I was smoking weed and she was laying there looking fuckable. Out of the blue…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 35

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Is Dougster now going to call people pornosexuals?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4577964/What-Pornosexual-one.html

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 1 2

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The important public service of strippers

There are stories in the news all the time about desperately horny PLs who get themselves in legal trouble for doing shit that any average mileage strip club would allow. This is the latest story. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4579498/Paramedic-inappropriately-touched-seizuring-teen-s-breast.html I adore giant…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 1 15

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Kissing extras girls

How many dicks do you think the average extras girl sucks in a night? I was wondering because earlier this evening I was doing lap dances with an extras girl. I wasn't paying for sex, it was just…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 40

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All Fucked Up

I'll try again when I'm not high. But I don't think that's it. I'm using a desktop with the new web site for the first time, and it looks like crap. I can't find anything. It…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 29

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Your Fav Vagina

What kind of vagina does your DS/ATF have? Which kind do you prefer? Which kind do you think if most common? http://elitedaily.com/women/types-of-vaginas-bikini-waxer/1841255/ The DS is a Barbie. But while I love them all, my fav is Ms. Curtains which is…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 2 20

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For those who enjoy marijuana

This post is for people who get high. If you don't like weed, I still love you but you won't understand. Go play with the trolls. The next time you are comfortably high, watch this video. It can be…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 2 6

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Question

Your in the VIP with a fav. Your erect penis is in her mouth. After lots of DFK and titty sucking, she has now been licking and sucking your dick for about five minutes. She's very good…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 1 27

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Manhattan strip clubs

Is there a strip club worth a visit in manhattan? I went to lots of clubs there many years ago but they were mostly over priced, lower mileage rip offs. Kind of like Vegas without all of the…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 3 2

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Answers to yesterday's trivia questions

1. The Vagina Inspector Shadow cat 2. Has the symbol of the antichrist in his name Rock star 666 3. Nubster's nemesis Rick Dugan 4. The sleepy time rapist SJG 5. Took me on the scariest car ride of my life at a Miami meetup Heck/Rech 6. Has a…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 14

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Which tuscler is this?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4506910/Chef-hired-75-prostitutes-strip-neighbor-s-porch.html

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 5

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Trivia questions: name that PL

Please answer only two, and give others a chance to play. Feel free to add your own trivia questions starting with # 30. 1. The Vagina Inspector 2. Has the symbol of the antichrist in his name 3. Nubster's…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 46

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Inside the mind of a stripper

I'm putting on a condom, and my stripper says very sweetly "you don't have to wear that if you don't want to." I politely declined to go raw, "thanks but we'd better not," cause I don't need any diseases…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 37

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A new experience for me

Waitress brings my drink in a club. I pick it up and notice the napkin. It has a woman's name (presumably the waitress) written on it and a heart next to it. Should I ask her for a lap

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 37

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Fav Club

What is your single, absolute favorite strip club ever? It doesn't matter if you are able to go there regularly or not. If distance and money were not issues this is the club that you would chose first over…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 1 49

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Which is hotter?

Which is hotter? A picture of your favorite sexual partner with pants on who is topless. or A picture of the same woman wearing a shirt but who is bottomless.

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 26

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Summer Meet ups

I'm sorry if this has been discussed recently and I missed it. I haven't been able to keep up very well lately. First, is there really going to be a Vegas meet up with Founder and Emily? If so,…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 38

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Rating the looks of older women

When rating the looks of a women over a certain age, like around 45-50 and up, do you adjust for age? For example, say there is a 50 y o MILF who is more attractive than 99% of the…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 43
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