And you think I overpay for sex

Yes, I do.

Actually not really. If you don't regret it you aren't overspending. If I spent as much as you, I'd be overspending.

Melania got more )

Value is a very subjective thing. If you feel that you get your money's worth, then you're not overspending. Having said that, the girl is cute, but she's no Emily Ratajkowski.

After the rich idiot pays 2 million pounds, I'll swoop in and fuck her for $200.

Jackslash will win her over with his lasagna.

It's all relative just to you on what you spend on things.

A guy buys a new $120,000 Porsche. Another guy buys a new $11,000 Kia. Both cars do the same thing, get you from A to B. The difference is how you look doing it.

A guy eats a $100 meal at Capital Grille on a regular basis. Another guy eats a $5 meal at Wendy's. They both get fed who is to say which guy is more satisfied?

JS69 pays undisclosed amounts to get off with a DS. LDK82 pays $7 for a handjob from a tranny. Both guys got their release, they just came to the finale different ways. Pun intended in that last sentence.

I tried to sell my virginity too but no one was interested. I had to give it away for free. But it was worth it!