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JohnSmith69

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1,186 posts by JohnSmith69

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The world may never be the same again

A few days ago I posted a question about how to deal with arranging an OTC date with a dancer that I affectionately refer to as amazing slut. Basically the responses fell along two lines. First was my usual…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 12

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I was wrong .....

Like many of you, I'm a slightly older guy, conservative, kind of set in my ways, convinced that I'm right about most things. So it's extremely humbling to find out something about which I have been totally wrong my entire…

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where have you seen dancers getting the most in stage tips

For me it was Centerfolds Boston. Strictly no touching anything on the girls anywhere at any time no matter how much you pay club. But the women were stunningly gorgeous. Since guys weren't getting overpriced air dances…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 14

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Lunacy

Women all over the place are being arrested for having sex with men and teenage boys. WTF! You can't be a victim if the "crime" fulfills your fantasy. Why are we wasting resources pursuing women just because…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 4

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Maybe sharkhunter is right

about the aliens http://dailym.ai/1GjbpPY

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 8

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Denver

I'm going to be in Denver in a bit to go pot shopping. I don't have a lot of time, but probably a couple of hours in the evening to chill at a single club. i've never been to a…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 8

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Which way is best

I know this issue has been discussed at some level previously, but I may face the issue again shortly and I am uncharacteristically undecided as to how to proceed. The question is: when setting up an OTC date and agreeing upon…

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Men need marriage

like a fish needs a bicycle. http://dailym.ai/1O6dshb

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Dancer Systems

My relationship with the DS has taught me quite a bit about the systems that dancers employ to get the most money possible from PLs. Here's one example. If a guy wants to do a VIP dance with…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 24

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She's got more balls than most men I know

http://dailym.ai/1DynPlY

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 31

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Portland clubs

I'm going to be in Portland the week after next. It's kinda hard to figure out the clubs from the reviews cause there are so many of them so I'd appreciate any suggestions on clubs from Portland regulars. I've…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 21

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Dancing customers

When I was at MBOT with the DS, she really wanted to dance on stage. It's a very unique stage set up which she wanted to try out. I considered asking management for permission. The only reason…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 4

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Stripper boyfriend candidate

In case you know a stripper who is in the market for a boyfriend, here is a very attractive candidate. http://dailym.ai/1zqshPF

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 10

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What did I miss?

I've been engrossed in a 19 year old fantasy for the past four days, and only had a very brief opportunity to check tuscl. What did I miss?

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The Highest Lap Dance Price

Was at a club last night with the most expensive lap dance price I've ever seen. $60 for a nude lap dance! It seemed like a normal 2.5-3 min song, and no I did not pay that price.…

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Do you share?

Do you share your knowledge? We have knowledge about how to fuck gorgeous young women that most of the guys in the country have no clue about. For example I was reading a forum discussion about using escorts…

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My old reviews

Anybody ever go back and read your old reviews? I just did mine and it's kinda fun. It's like going back in time and watching your evolution as a strip club connoisseur. For the most part the reviews…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 4

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A Heartwarming True Story

A girl's parents die during her senior year in high school so she goes to live with her grandmother. Her grandmother can barely support herself as it is and pretty soon they'll have to go live in a homeless shelter…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 10

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What are the odds?

I just saw my second midget of the year getting a lap dance. It's funny as hell. His tiny feet come nowhere close to the floor. 15 years no midgets and now 2 in 4 months. The…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 7

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I know she's lying but should I care

She awesome, just my type. Not DS level but still really really desirable. And she's a slut. Amazing dances, broke the rules, will do everything OTC for a reasonable price. I want her. The issue:…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 22

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I should have been a doctor

One day a young man and woman were in their bedroom making love. All of a sudden a bumble bee entered the bedroom window. As the young lady parted her legs the bee entered her vagina. The woman started screaming…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 6

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The greatest orgasm ever

Each time I share a DS sex story, I think that's probably the last one. I figure we have done just about everything we can do, so now the sex is going to slowly decline and become routine. i'm…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 2 3

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Who is the funniest person on tuscl?

I vote for motorhead. He seems to always have short little one liners that are right on point and very funny.

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 15

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How do you compare to Panda porn?

Average male panda lasts 30 seconds to 5 minutes. This guy set a record at 18 minutes. http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/giant-panda-lu-lu-stud-5464979 So how do you compare?

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 8

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How should I answer this question?

So my wife asked me this evening how I have managed to go without sex for the past several months while we've been separated. I couldn't think of any answer other than "I fuck a gorgeous 19 year old…

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