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JohnSmith69

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1,186 posts by JohnSmith69

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PL of the Year Award Nominee

Here's another one. Man fucks car in the exhaust pipe. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/05/11/sex-with-car-tailpipe-exhaust-pipe-video_n_7259330.html

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 10

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Finding her G Spot

For a certain young woman that I know I'm determined to find and stimulate her G spot. But so far nothing. With palm facing up I reached in a couple of inches up from the opening, and pressed…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 12

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An Act of Kindness

I'm sitting at the tip rail. I like the girl on stage so I put a bunch of 1s in front on me, waiting for her to come and pick them up. A blind guy comes and sits…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 7

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Is there such a thing as a good ROB?

She would have taken me for hundreds if I didn't really know what I'm doing. Hundreds. Easily taken me. Almost did despite my experience. 22 years old, easily a 9+, and deceptive as hell. She…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 11

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Song Lyrics

Might be cause I'm high but don't these lyrics apply to stripper customer relationships? Pink "Try" lyrics Ever wonder about what she's doing How it all turned to lies Sometimes I think that it's better to never ask why Where there is desire There is gonna…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 6

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Proof that I don't overpay for sex

I tend to pay above market rates for otc services because I expect superior service from very high quality providers. Occasionally I wonder if maybe I'm overpaying. Then I read what guys like Tiger Woods pay for sex.…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 13

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The biggest strip club PL ever

This guy gets my vote for the biggest strip club PL ever. I know the details from multiple reliable sources, so I'm confident that the facts are as follows. This guy comes to his go to club 1-3 nights per…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 28

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Did you hear that shadowcat moved to Philadelphia

And apparently he took a Follies girl with him. We may need to take up a collection to help him out. http://dailym.ai/1Peih8X

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 9

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How to make breasts grow larger

Stepping out of the shower, a woman stands in front of the mirror, complaining to her husband that her breasts are too small. Instead of simply telling her it's not so, the husband makes a practical suggestion: "If you want…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 2 2

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Papi gets married

Papi finally found a big black woman with a perfect gigantic ass. So he married her. One day they are working in the garden. Papi looks over at his wife and says: "Damn baby your ass is…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 7

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Car salesmen

Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, "Boy, this economy sucks. If I don’t sell more cars this month, I’m going to lose my fucking ass!" Too late, he recognized a young stripper from…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 8

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Maybe if I tickle a stripper's pussy

She'll let me in. http://news.nationalgeographic.com/2015/05/150508-crabs-tickle-shellfish-science-animals-new-zealand/?utm_source=Twitter&utm_medium=Social&utm_content=link_tw20150509news-crabshellfish2&utm_campaign=Content&sf9057799=1

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 2 1

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You're only as old

as the women you fuck. How old are you going to be this week?

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 13

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A question for the ladies

Mrs Seaboard recently posted that all women prefer a big dick, with girth being the most important but length being an added bonus. As an aside, I note that she made this comment in sort of a wistful way,…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 18

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Dancers among us

So I'm talking to a dancer the other night about good clubs in various cities. She asks how I know so much about strip clubs nationwide. I tell her I travel a lot, plus I hang out with…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 13

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At times like this I sympathize with the dancers

From a recent review of Dejavu in Tacoma Washington. What an idiot. He feels horribly ripped off because he got three lap dances and the dancer expected to be paid. I know I was a newbie once,…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 11

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PLs throughout history

Our ancestors..... http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-historic-figures-who-had-more-sex-than-you-ever-will_p2/

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 2

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The greatest thing I've ever felt

I've devoured her vagina completely and she's several orgasms into it. So I kiss my way up to her face. I worship her massive breasts on the way. They are so big, so playful, and she loves…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 21

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Female pathetic loser of the year award nominee

Haven't had one of these in a while, and it's a woman. http://dailym.ai/1chmsQ4

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 7

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Two Vaginas

Somebody recently asked if I saw a dancer in Portland with two vaginas. I thought it was a joke until I read this article. Now I'm not so sure. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/04/30/cassandra-bankson-two-vaginas_n_7181766.html

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 9

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Spent much of the evening in jail

I met ranukam last night. Also greyfox. Nice guys. You should meet up with them if you're ever in Portland. I think I convinced greyfox to start reading all of SJG's posts and provide us all with…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 34

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Tattoo ideas for the strippers in your life

http://www.mandatory.com/2014/05/14/the-17-worst-tramp-stamp-tattoos-you-will-ever-see-vol-2/

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 5

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"Damn that was a good blowjob"

That's what she said. Never had a woman compliment herself on the blow job she just delivered. But she was right. Amazing. The best of my life. I fucked her in the mouth for 15 minutes,…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 9

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In case you're looking for a new church home

http://www.mandatory.com/2015/04/21/inappropriate-church-signs-are-the-best-kind-of-church-signs/

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 2

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What do you think ....

A stripper that I know (not the DS, as an aside) is heavily into the anti porn movement. She's all into how porn is related to human trafficking, objectifies women, enforces negative stereotypes about women, leads to rape culture,…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 22
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