This Proves that Marijuana is a Miracle Drug

I'm actually horny for MILF pussy. Of everything I could have, that's what I want. Young DS III would adore the opportunity to satisfy me again, video girl texts me every other day cause she wants to suck my dick, amazingly free girl still very much wants me, and GingerBread always sees me within 2-3 days of asking. So I've got great options. And by far the best of all is that my date with the original DS won't be long. But at this moment, what I'm desperately horny for is MILF pussy. Amazingly, of them all, MILF is the pussy that I want to be inside of right now.

What are the odds of this happening without medicinal intervention? Abso Fucking Lutely None.