Time for a new tuscl tagline?

142 comments

• DaOnion

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  8 years ago

  TUSCL: Where boring ends.
• Lone_Wolf

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  8 years ago

  TUSCL No she doesn't really like you but we do
• DaOnion

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  8 years ago

  Funny. That would make a good t-shirt.
• Subraman

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  8 years ago

  TUSCL Because if you had friends, you'd be telling them instead
• JohnSmith69

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  8 years ago

  Those are good. Maybe Founder needs a rotating tag line that changes every few minutes. Emily, I hope you are making a note of all of these ideas.
• DaOnion

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  8 years ago

  Haha. Also funny Subra.
• JuiceBox69

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  8 years ago

  TUSCL She only does this with you
• JuiceBox69

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  8 years ago

  TUSCL No sex in the champagne room
• JuiceBox69

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  8 years ago

  TUSCL Over paying is ok
• JuiceBox69

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  8 years ago

  TUSCL Save your money up and drive to Follies
• JuiceBox69

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  8 years ago

  TUSCL Just killing time in between visits
• JuiceBox69

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  8 years ago

  TUSCL killing each day at a time
• JuiceBox69

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  8 years ago

  TUSCL Developing systems just to pay a sex worker
• JuiceBox69

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  8 years ago

  TUSCL A safe place to cry about your failures
• JuiceBox69

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  8 years ago

  TUSCL A Sexual Revolution
• JuiceBox69

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  8 years ago

  TUSCL Just agree with Cflock
• crazyjoe

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  8 years ago

  Let joose loose
• JuiceBox69

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  8 years ago

  TUSCL Information Awareness of Sexual Promiscuity
• Papi_Chulo

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  8 years ago

  “TUSCL – The Ultimate Strip Club List – Juice Crew Approved”
• mikeya02

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  8 years ago

  TUSCL Home of the horn dogs
• Papi_Chulo

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  8 years ago

  “TUSCL – The place to learn how to go from an amateur to a professional in the strip-club game”
• vincemichaels

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  8 years ago

  Sex with another woman than your wife is not a sin. It's a pleasure, for once. :)
• Papi_Chulo

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  8 years ago

  “TUSCL – A community where you learn you are not the only loser that could not get laid in a morgue”
• mikeya02

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  8 years ago

  TUSCL So much knowledge, even lawyers ask for advice
• Papi_Chulo

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  8 years ago

  "TUSCL - the not StripperWeb"
• Papi_Chulo

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  8 years ago

  "TUSCL - we have San Jose Guy"
• mikeya02

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  8 years ago

  TUSCL Making America great again
• Papi_Chulo

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  8 years ago

  "TUSCL - so you thought strip-clubs were just about lap-dances - au contraire"
• DaOnion

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  8 years ago

  Papi, you just made me laugh out loud in public. "TUSCL - we have San Jose Guy" Good stuff.
• Corvus

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  8 years ago

  "So much knowledge even lawyers ask for advice" Love it.
• Subraman

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  8 years ago

  TUSCL - We prefer the waitress TUSCL - We just got here, come by later TUSCL - We've been waiting for you for 3 hours and we're about to leave
• Papi_Chulo

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  8 years ago

  "TUSCL - we have The System"
• DaOnion

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  8 years ago

  Subra is on a roll. This is a great thread.
• mikeya02

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  8 years ago

  TUSCL Come for the lap dances, stay for the extras
• Papi_Chulo

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  8 years ago

  "TUSCL - where you learn an 18 y/o DS is not out of your reach"
• Papi_Chulo

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  8 years ago

  "TUSCL - Bill Clinton Approved" ["I did not have sexual relationships with that woman"]
• mikeya02

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  8 years ago

  TUSCL Where winners ( Nina Bambina ) post
• Papi_Chulo

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  8 years ago

  LOL
• Papi_Chulo

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  8 years ago

  "TUSCL - where being a PL is actually cool"
• Papi_Chulo

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  8 years ago

  "TUSCL - the best place to research a national strip-club motorhome tour"
• Papi_Chulo

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  8 years ago

  Indian movers - that shit cracked me up !
• Papi_Chulo

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  8 years ago

  "TUSCL - Learn the art of seduction in the front-room" [with backroom techniques available for a nominal fee]
• Subraman

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  8 years ago

  TUSCL - The bottom of my shoes feel sticky TUSCL - No, I did not get any splooge in your hair TUSCL - Ha ha! I totally did!
• Papi_Chulo

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  8 years ago

  "TUSCL - We don't need no stinking edit button"
• mrrock

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  8 years ago

  For the gentlemen's club aficionado. Or Don't be a noob. Level up your strip club skills.
• Papi_Chulo

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  8 years ago

  'TUSCL - where you learn most strippers are not really in nursing-school"
• Papi_Chulo

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  8 years ago

  LOL - nice one (on the 350k)
• Papi_Chulo

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  8 years ago

  "TUSCL - where you learn being old, fat, and bald, is really no obstacle to getting laid"
• Papi_Chulo

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  8 years ago

  "TUSCL - where you learn not only black-lives matter but black-strippers matter also"
• Papi_Chulo

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  8 years ago

  'TUSCL - where you learn to never pay upfront"
• Papi_Chulo

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  8 years ago

  LOL
• DaOnion

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  8 years ago

  Rech and Papi are cracking me up.
• Papi_Chulo

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  8 years ago

  "... Where cumming in your pants is celebrated ..." That has got to be the best-one so-far - have not been able to stop LOLing ;)
• motorhead

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  8 years ago

  TUSCL The Ultimate Show Club List
• Papi_Chulo

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  8 years ago

  "TUSCL - The Ultimate TUSCL list"
• DaOnion

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  8 years ago

  TUSCL: Ain't no business like ho bizness.
• Papi_Chulo

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  8 years ago

  I think JS is going to be overwhelmed next-time he checks-in on his thread (I hope he has notifications turned-off :))
• motorhead

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  8 years ago

  TUSCL A collection of short stories with happy endings
• Papi_Chulo

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  8 years ago

  "TUSCL - where you learn "I only do this with you" is unadulterated SS"
• Papi_Chulo

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  8 years ago

  "TUSCL - where you can have 100s of aliases all free of charge"
• Papi_Chulo

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  8 years ago

  “TUSCL – where you learn kissing is too intimate but BBBJCIM is not”
• Papi_Chulo

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  8 years ago

  “TUSCL – learn how to strip-club on a budget using buckets of KFC fried chacken”
• mikeya02

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  8 years ago

  TUSCL Brought to you by the usual gang of idiots
• mikeya02

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  8 years ago

  TUSCL 100% hack proof
• Papi_Chulo

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  8 years ago

  "TUSCL - Get laid in Detroit or your money back"
• Papi_Chulo

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  8 years ago

  'TUSCL - where 100% of reviews are authenticated"
• jayhawk123

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  8 years ago

  I am not as creative as some of you. All I have to say is this is the funniest thread I have seen on here.
• MrDeuce

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  8 years ago

  TUSCL: where every dick is huge and no stripper gets splooged on
• JohnSmith69

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  8 years ago

  Founder/Emily, I think my point has been proven. We need a new tagline. You're welcome.
• Papi_Chulo

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  8 years ago

  I nominate: "Where cumming in your pants is celebrated"
• JuiceBox69

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  8 years ago

  Every one of you guys had me laughing...I just hope some of you got a Lil giggle from my comments although no one said so... sad face
• twentyfive

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  8 years ago

  great lines all of them everything written here is the pure unadulterated truth
• shadowcat

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  8 years ago

  We've got the Liars Club beat.
• twentyfive

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  8 years ago

  Dirty Old Friars Club
• Papi_Chulo

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  8 years ago

  "TUSCL - where you learn LDKing is not only a choice, but a lifestyle"
• Il8vStripper5

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  8 years ago

  Proudly making our mother's ashamed for over xx years.
• Papi_Chulo

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  8 years ago

  "TUSCL - where one learns that getting a HJ from a tranny is not all-together a bad thing"
• Papi_Chulo

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  8 years ago

  "TUSCL - where cumming in your pants is not only celebrated - but encouraged"
• Papi_Chulo

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  8 years ago

  "TUSCL - where our crack- team of review monitors expertly flag club ads of the day"
• originaljuicebox69

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  8 years ago

  TUSCL - Where 4 out of 5 posts are from a juice alias
• Papi_Chulo

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  8 years ago

  I'm a Juice alias & proud of it - JC4L
• originaljuicebox69

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  8 years ago

  TUSCL - Supporting single moms across the country and around the world
• Lone_Wolf

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  8 years ago

  TUSCL - Where you can be proud of your walk of shame
• Papi_Chulo

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  8 years ago

  "TUSCL.- where wearing sweatpants to the strip-club is considered high-fashion"
• JuiceBox69

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  8 years ago

  Papi, Heck, and juice Thank u I needed a Lil uplifting
• JuiceBox69

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  8 years ago

  TUSCL You can't buy love. But you can rent it for 3 minutes....
• mikeya02

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  8 years ago

  TUSCL So easy to be a valuable member, even a neanderthal can do it
• JuiceBox69

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  8 years ago

  [view link] liqueur in the front poker in the back
• mikeya02

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  8 years ago

  TUSCL We have articles too
• Papi_Chulo

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  8 years ago

  "TUSCL- - we're low in carbs"
• JohnSmith69

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  8 years ago

  The Ultimate Strip Club List: Come for the reviews, stay for the advice The Ultimate Strip Club List: The exact opposite of stripper web The Ultimate Strip Club List: Where the little head is king The Ultimate Strip Club List: Cause you don't wanna fuck an ugly stripper The Ultimate Strip Club List: Another web site to hide from your wife The Ultimate Strip Club List: Where dreams cum true
• mikeya02

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  8 years ago

  TUSCL Where everyone knows your name
• DaOnion

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  8 years ago

  This thread is must see tv. Some clever fuckers on here.
• rogertex

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  8 years ago

  TUSCL - YOU are not the only lap dance maniac out there
• JuiceBox69

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  8 years ago

  I bet founder is taking notes and calling his marketing team right now Good job Emily's
• Papi_Chulo

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  8 years ago

  LOL
• JuiceBox69

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  8 years ago

  [view link] All of us are fuckin crazy Joe mommy
• JuiceBox69

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  8 years ago

  [view link] Fuck you Jackie
• Papi_Chulo

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  8 years ago

  "TUSCL - where you used to be able to upload pictures"
• mikeya02

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  8 years ago

  ^^^ Exactly
• JuiceBox69

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  8 years ago

  [view link] Great advice for bad choices
• JuiceBox69

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  8 years ago

  [view link] Helping you get over your divorce
• JuiceBox69

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  8 years ago

  [view link] Advance theory in chasing strippers
• mikeya02

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  8 years ago

  The above are all true
• rogertex

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  8 years ago

  The Ultimate Strip Club List - We are the "Ultimate" because "Strip Club List" was already taken. Damn.
• JuiceBox69

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  8 years ago

  [view link] The leader in discussing hypothetical situations
• Papi_Chulo

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  8 years ago

  "TUSCL - where creating a 1000 different threads asking about OTC is alright alright alright"
• JuiceBox69

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  8 years ago

  [view link] The leader in show clubs
• Papi_Chulo

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  8 years ago

  "TUSCL - where strippers show us their tits (at least the cool ones)"
• Papi_Chulo

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  8 years ago

  "TUSCL - the Consumer Reports of strip clubs"
• Papi_Chulo

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  8 years ago

  "TUSCL - where we're happy to help you with any technical difficulties you may have with our site - just send us a screen shot"
• Papi_Chulo

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  8 years ago

  "TUSCL - where cumming in your pants is considered a skill - kinda like computer programming except it involves semen"
• Subraman

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  8 years ago

  TUSCL - the retrograde ejaculation of strip club discussion
• JohnSmith69

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  8 years ago

  These are really outstanding. Being high just makes it that much better. It's so random how a thread becomes popular. My best stuff you guys almost totally ignore, and everybody loves this one that was just a quick random thought.
• JohnSmith69

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  8 years ago

  The Ultimate Strip Club List We're the guys taking home with us tonight the stripper that you're just getting a lap dance from.
• twentyfive

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  8 years ago

  Veni Vedi Veni translation from latin I Came I Saw I Came
• DaOnion

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  8 years ago

  TUSCL: The Ugly Strippers Can Leave or Thirsty Unusual Senior Citizen Lovers or Turned Up Senior Citizen Lovers
• jackslash

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  8 years ago

  TUSCL--Where Detroit is a vacation destination.
• jackslash

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  8 years ago

  TUSCL--Where you need a System to pay hookers for sex. TUSCL--Where senior citizens give their retirement savings to single moms.
• Cashman1234

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  8 years ago

  This is an excellent discussion! Some of the funniest shit I've found on this site! Great suggestions!
• larryfisherman

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  8 years ago

  @Johnsmith- the less words, the better.
• Hugh_G_Rection

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  8 years ago

  The Ultimate Strip Club List The Big Rick's Lionhearted pussies are taking over, all you male hairless apes should spend your money on pussy before they go wildebeest on you!
• Hugh_G_Rection

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  8 years ago

  The Ultimate Strip Club List We're all moral degenerates who are going to Hell. So for a happier ending, get a lap dance first and die with a smile on your face!!!
• Papi_Chulo

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  8 years ago

  “TUSCL – sure, Muslims get 72 virgins in heaven; but TUSCLers get 72 extras girls – Winning!”
• rogertex

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  8 years ago

  funny shit all around
• 4got2wipe

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  8 years ago

  “TUSCL – sure, Muslims get 72 virgins in heaven; but TUSCLers get 72 extras girls – Winning!” Ace!
• 4got2wipe

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  8 years ago

  Perhaps we could keep it simple! “TUSCL – it's brilliant!”
• Mate27

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  8 years ago

  How do you look up the meaning "evocation"?
• warhawks

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  8 years ago

  The Ultimate Strip Club list: "With the advice on here, even San Jose Guy can get laid in Detroit's clubs."
• Cashman1234

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  8 years ago

  It's like a support group for horny old men...
• Cashman1234

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  8 years ago

  Where being a Pathetic Loser is a good thing...
• Mate27

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  8 years ago

  Here's where all the tag lines came from. A little late to the game but I'd prefer "The greatest mind fuck you'll ever enjoy!"
• Papi_Chulo

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  8 years ago

  "TUSCL- oh is that where I left that condom"
• Papi_Chulo

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  8 years ago

  "TUSCL - my ex-ATF won't give me back my dick pics"
• JohnSmith69

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  8 years ago

  I had totally forgotten that weed is the one who started this thread. It was some of your best work tuscl.
• Papi_Chulo

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  8 years ago

  "TUSCL - Women - you can't live with them - thank god for strippers"
• Jascoi

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  8 years ago

  1000 funny comments and three ugly ones
• mikeya02

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  8 years ago

  TUSCL What's posted here, stays here
• Subraman

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  8 years ago

  TUSCL: Bet you can't guess what I just did in my pants
• TheeOSU

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  8 years ago

  Lloyd, is that you?
• JohnSmith69

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  8 years ago

  I had totally forgotten that I suggested the rotating/changing tag line in this thread. That plus DS in the glossary are my contributions to tuscl. You're welcome.
• Dominic77

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  8 years ago

  The new rotating taglines are brilliant.