Here's what we've got now.
The Ultimate Strip Club List More than a list. It's the evocation of a culture.
That sounds too corporate to me. Plus half of us probably have to look up what evocation means.
Ithink it's time for an update. I suggest:
The Ultimate Strip Club List Where you're only as old as the strippers you fuck.
Anybody agree? Or want to make your own suggestion.
TUSCL No she doesn't really like you but we do
Funny. That would make a good t-shirt.
TUSCL Because if you had friends, you'd be telling them instead
Those are good. Maybe Founder needs a rotating tag line that changes every few minutes.
Emily, I hope you are making a note of all of these ideas.
Haha. Also funny Subra.
TUSCL
She only does this with you
TUSCL
No sex in the champagne room
TUSCL
Over paying is ok
TUSCL
Save your money up and drive to Follies
TUSCL
Just killing time in between visits
TUSCL
killing each day at a time
TUSCL
Developing systems just to pay a sex worker
TUSCL
A safe place to cry about your failures
TUSCL
A Sexual Revolution
TUSCL
Just agree with Cflock
Let joose loose
TUSCL
Information Awareness of Sexual Promiscuity
“TUSCL – The Ultimate Strip Club List – Juice Crew Approved”
TUSCL
Home of the horn dogs
“TUSCL – The place to learn how to go from an amateur to a professional in the strip-club game”
Sex with another woman than your wife is not a sin. It's a pleasure, for once. :)
“TUSCL – A community where you learn you are not the only loser that could not get laid in a morgue”
TUSCL
So much knowledge, even lawyers ask for advice
"TUSCL - the not StripperWeb"
"TUSCL - we have San Jose Guy"
TUSCL
Making America great again
"TUSCL - so you thought strip-clubs were just about lap-dances - au contraire"
Papi, you just made me laugh out loud in public.
"TUSCL - we have San Jose Guy"
Good stuff.
"So much knowledge even lawyers ask for advice"
Love it.
TUSCL - We prefer the waitress
TUSCL - We just got here, come by later
TUSCL - We've been waiting for you for 3 hours and we're about to leave
"TUSCL - we have The System"
Subra is on a roll. This is a great thread.
TUSCL
Come for the lap dances, stay for the extras
"TUSCL - where you learn an 18 y/o DS is not out of your reach"
"TUSCL - Bill Clinton Approved"
["I did not have sexual relationships with that woman"]
TUSCL
Where winners ( Nina Bambina ) post
LOL
"TUSCL - where being a PL is actually cool"
"TUSCL - the best place to research a national strip-club motorhome tour"
Indian movers - that shit cracked me up !
"TUSCL - Learn the art of seduction in the front-room"
[with backroom techniques available for a nominal fee]
TUSCL - The bottom of my shoes feel sticky
TUSCL - No, I did not get any splooge in your hair
TUSCL - Ha ha! I totally did!
"TUSCL - We don't need no stinking edit button"
For the gentlemen's club aficionado.
Or
Don't be a noob. Level up your strip club skills.
'TUSCL - where you learn most strippers are not really in nursing-school"
LOL - nice one (on the 350k)
"TUSCL - where you learn being old, fat, and bald, is really no obstacle to getting laid"
"TUSCL - where you learn not only black-lives matter but black-strippers matter also"
'TUSCL - where you learn to never pay upfront"
LOL
Rech and Papi are cracking me up.
"... Where cumming in your pants is celebrated ..."
That has got to be the best-one so-far - have not been able to stop LOLing ;)
TUSCL
The Ultimate Show Club List
"TUSCL - The Ultimate TUSCL list"
TUSCL: Ain't no business like ho bizness.
I think JS is going to be overwhelmed next-time he checks-in on his thread (I hope he has notifications turned-off :))
TUSCL
A collection of short stories with happy endings
"TUSCL - where you learn "I only do this with you" is unadulterated SS"
"TUSCL - where you can have 100s of aliases all free of charge"
“TUSCL – where you learn kissing is too intimate but BBBJCIM is not”
“TUSCL – learn how to strip-club on a budget using buckets of KFC fried chacken”
TUSCL
Brought to you by the usual gang of idiots
TUSCL
100% hack proof
"TUSCL - Get laid in Detroit or your money back"
'TUSCL - where 100% of reviews are authenticated"
I am not as creative as some of you. All I have to say is this is the funniest thread I have seen on here.
TUSCL: where every dick is huge and no stripper gets splooged on
Founder/Emily, I think my point has been proven. We need a new tagline. You're welcome.
I nominate:
"Where cumming in your pants is celebrated"
Every one of you guys had me laughing...I just hope some of you got a Lil giggle from my comments although no one said so... sad face
great lines all of them everything written here is the pure unadulterated truth
We've got the Liars Club beat.
Dirty Old Friars Club
"TUSCL - where you learn LDKing is not only a choice, but a lifestyle"
Proudly making our mother's ashamed for over xx years.
"TUSCL - where one learns that getting a HJ from a tranny is not all-together a bad thing"
"TUSCL - where cumming in your pants is not only celebrated - but encouraged"
"TUSCL - where our crack- team of review monitors expertly flag club ads of the day"
TUSCL - Where 4 out of 5 posts are from a juice alias
I'm a Juice alias & proud of it - JC4L
TUSCL - Supporting single moms across the country and around the world
TUSCL - Where you can be proud of your walk of shame
"TUSCL.- where wearing sweatpants to the strip-club is considered high-fashion"
Papi, Heck, and juice
Thank u I needed a Lil uplifting
TUSCL You can't buy love. But you can rent it for 3 minutes....
TUSCL
So easy to be a valuable member, even a neanderthal can do it
TUSCL.NET liqueur in the front poker in the back
TUSCL
We have articles too
"TUSCL- - we're low in carbs"
The Ultimate Strip Club List:
Come for the reviews, stay for the advice
The Ultimate Strip Club List:
The exact opposite of stripper web
The Ultimate Strip Club List:
Where the little head is king
The Ultimate Strip Club List:
Cause you don't wanna fuck an ugly stripper
The Ultimate Strip Club List:
Another web site to hide from your wife
The Ultimate Strip Club List:
Where dreams cum true
TUSCL
Where everyone knows your name
This thread is must see tv. Some clever fuckers on here.
TUSCL - YOU are not the only lap dance maniac out there
I bet founder is taking notes and calling his marketing team right now
Good job Emily's
LOL
TUSCL.NET
All of us are fuckin crazy Joe mommy
Tuscl.net
Fuck you Jackie
"TUSCL - where you used to be able to upload pictures"
^^^ Exactly
Tuscl.net
Great advice for bad choices
Tuscl.net
Helping you get over your divorce
Tuscl.net
Advance theory in chasing strippers
The above are all true
The Ultimate Strip Club List - We are the "Ultimate" because "Strip Club List" was already taken. Damn.
Tuscl.net
The leader in discussing hypothetical situations
"TUSCL - where creating a 1000 different threads asking about OTC is alright alright alright"
Tuscl.net
The leader in show clubs
"TUSCL - where strippers show us their tits (at least the cool ones)"
"TUSCL - the Consumer Reports of strip clubs"
"TUSCL - where we're happy to help you with any technical difficulties you may have with our site - just send us a screen shot"
"TUSCL - where cumming in your pants is considered a skill - kinda like computer programming except it involves semen"
TUSCL - the retrograde ejaculation of strip club discussion
These are really outstanding. Being high just makes it that much better.
It's so random how a thread becomes popular. My best stuff you guys almost totally ignore, and everybody loves this one that was just a quick random thought.
The Ultimate Strip Club List
We're the guys taking home with us tonight the stripper that you're just getting a lap dance from.
Veni Vedi Veni translation from latin I Came I Saw I Came
TUSCL: The Ugly Strippers Can Leave or Thirsty Unusual Senior Citizen Lovers or Turned Up Senior Citizen Lovers
TUSCL--Where Detroit is a vacation destination.
TUSCL--Where you need a System to pay hookers for sex.
TUSCL--Where senior citizens give their retirement savings to single moms.
This is an excellent discussion! Some of the funniest shit I've found on this site! Great suggestions!
@Johnsmith- the less words, the better.
The Ultimate Strip Club List
The Big Rick's Lionhearted pussies are taking over, all you male hairless apes should spend your money on pussy before they go wildebeest on you!
The Ultimate Strip Club List
We're all moral degenerates who are going to Hell. So for a happier ending, get a lap dance first and die with a smile on your face!!!
“TUSCL – sure, Muslims get 72 virgins in heaven; but TUSCLers get 72 extras girls – Winning!”
funny shit all around
“TUSCL – sure, Muslims get 72 virgins in heaven; but TUSCLers get 72 extras girls – Winning!”
Ace!
Perhaps we could keep it simple!
“TUSCL – it's brilliant!”
How do you look up the meaning "evocation"?
The Ultimate Strip Club list:
"With the advice on here, even San Jose Guy can get laid in Detroit's clubs."
It's like a support group for horny old men...
Where being a Pathetic Loser is a good thing...
Here's where all the tag lines came from. A little late to the game but I'd prefer "The greatest mind fuck you'll ever enjoy!"
"TUSCL- oh is that where I left that condom"
"TUSCL - my ex-ATF won't give me back my dick pics"
I had totally forgotten that weed is the one who started this thread. It was some of your best work tuscl.
"TUSCL - Women - you can't live with them - thank god for strippers"
1000 funny comments and three ugly ones
TUSCL What's posted here, stays here
TUSCL: Bet you can't guess what I just did in my pants
Lloyd, is that you?
I had totally forgotten that I suggested the rotating/changing tag line in this thread. That plus DS in the glossary are my contributions to tuscl. You're welcome.
The new rotating taglines are brilliant.
TUSCL: Where boring ends.