Time for a new tuscl tagline?
JohnSmith69layin low but staying high
Here's what we've got now.
The Ultimate Strip Club List
More than a list. It's the evocation of a culture.
That sounds too corporate to me. Plus half of us probably have to look up what evocation means.
Ithink it's time for an update. I suggest:
The Ultimate Strip Club List
Where you're only as old as the strippers you fuck.
Anybody agree? Or want to make your own suggestion.
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last commentTUSCL: Where boring ends.
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TUSCL No she doesn't really like you but we do
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Funny. That would make a good t-shirt.
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Because if you had friends, you'd be telling them instead
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Those are good. Maybe Founder needs a rotating tag line that changes every few minutes.
Emily, I hope you are making a note of all of these ideas.
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Haha. Also funny Subra.
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She only does this with you
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No sex in the champagne room
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Over paying is ok
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Save your money up and drive to Follies
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Just killing time in between visits
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killing each day at a time
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Developing systems just to pay a sex worker
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A safe place to cry about your failures
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TUSCL
A Sexual Revolution
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Just agree with Cflock
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Let joose loose
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Information Awareness of Sexual Promiscuity
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“TUSCL – The Ultimate Strip Club List – Juice Crew Approved”
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TUSCL
Home of the horn dogs
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“TUSCL – The place to learn how to go from an amateur to a professional in the strip-club game”
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Sex with another woman than your wife is not a sin. It's a pleasure, for once. :)
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“TUSCL – A community where you learn you are not the only loser that could not get laid in a morgue”
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TUSCL
So much knowledge, even lawyers ask for advice
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"TUSCL - the not StripperWeb"
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"TUSCL - we have San Jose Guy"
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TUSCL
Making America great again
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"TUSCL - so you thought strip-clubs were just about lap-dances - au contraire"
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Papi, you just made me laugh out loud in public.
"TUSCL - we have San Jose Guy"
Good stuff.
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"So much knowledge even lawyers ask for advice"
Love it.
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TUSCL - We prefer the waitress
TUSCL - We just got here, come by later
TUSCL - We've been waiting for you for 3 hours and we're about to leave
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"TUSCL - we have The System"
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Subra is on a roll. This is a great thread.
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Come for the lap dances, stay for the extras
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"TUSCL - where you learn an 18 y/o DS is not out of your reach"
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"TUSCL - Bill Clinton Approved"
["I did not have sexual relationships with that woman"]
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TUSCL
Where winners ( Nina Bambina ) post
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LOL
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"TUSCL - where being a PL is actually cool"
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"TUSCL - the best place to research a national strip-club motorhome tour"
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Indian movers - that shit cracked me up !
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"TUSCL - Learn the art of seduction in the front-room"
[with backroom techniques available for a nominal fee]
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TUSCL - The bottom of my shoes feel sticky
TUSCL - No, I did not get any splooge in your hair
TUSCL - Ha ha! I totally did!
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"TUSCL - We don't need no stinking edit button"
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For the gentlemen's club aficionado.
Or
Don't be a noob. Level up your strip club skills.
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'TUSCL - where you learn most strippers are not really in nursing-school"
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LOL - nice one (on the 350k)
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"TUSCL - where you learn being old, fat, and bald, is really no obstacle to getting laid"
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"TUSCL - where you learn not only black-lives matter but black-strippers matter also"
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'TUSCL - where you learn to never pay upfront"
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LOL
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Rech and Papi are cracking me up.
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"... Where cumming in your pants is celebrated ..."
That has got to be the best-one so-far - have not been able to stop LOLing ;)
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TUSCL
The Ultimate Show Club List
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"TUSCL - The Ultimate TUSCL list"
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TUSCL: Ain't no business like ho bizness.
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I think JS is going to be overwhelmed next-time he checks-in on his thread (I hope he has notifications turned-off :))
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TUSCL
A collection of short stories with happy endings
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"TUSCL - where you learn "I only do this with you" is unadulterated SS"
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"TUSCL - where you can have 100s of aliases all free of charge"
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“TUSCL – where you learn kissing is too intimate but BBBJCIM is not”
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“TUSCL – learn how to strip-club on a budget using buckets of KFC fried chacken”
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TUSCL
Brought to you by the usual gang of idiots
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TUSCL
100% hack proof
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"TUSCL - Get laid in Detroit or your money back"
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'TUSCL - where 100% of reviews are authenticated"
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I am not as creative as some of you. All I have to say is this is the funniest thread I have seen on here.
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TUSCL: where every dick is huge and no stripper gets splooged on
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Founder/Emily, I think my point has been proven. We need a new tagline. You're welcome.
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I nominate:
"Where cumming in your pants is celebrated"
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Every one of you guys had me laughing...I just hope some of you got a Lil giggle from my comments although no one said so... sad face
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great lines all of them
everything written here is the pure unadulterated truth
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We've got the Liars Club beat.
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Dirty Old Friars Club
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"TUSCL - where you learn LDKing is not only a choice, but a lifestyle"
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Proudly making our mother's ashamed for over xx years.
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"TUSCL - where one learns that getting a HJ from a tranny is not all-together a bad thing"
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"TUSCL - where cumming in your pants is not only celebrated - but encouraged"
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"TUSCL - where our crack- team of review monitors expertly flag club ads of the day"
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TUSCL - Where 4 out of 5 posts are from a juice alias
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I'm a Juice alias & proud of it - JC4L
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TUSCL - Supporting single moms across the country and around the world
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TUSCL - Where you can be proud of your walk of shame
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"TUSCL.- where wearing sweatpants to the strip-club is considered high-fashion"
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Papi, Heck, and juice
Thank u I needed a Lil uplifting
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TUSCL
You can't buy love.
But you can rent it for 3 minutes....
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TUSCL
So easy to be a valuable member, even a neanderthal can do it
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TUSCL.NET
liqueur in the front poker in the back
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TUSCL
We have articles too
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"TUSCL- - we're low in carbs"
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The Ultimate Strip Club List:
Come for the reviews, stay for the advice
The Ultimate Strip Club List:
The exact opposite of stripper web
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Where the little head is king
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Cause you don't wanna fuck an ugly stripper
The Ultimate Strip Club List:
Another web site to hide from your wife
The Ultimate Strip Club List:
Where dreams cum true
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TUSCL
Where everyone knows your name
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This thread is must see tv. Some clever fuckers on here.
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TUSCL - YOU are not the only lap dance maniac out there
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I bet founder is taking notes and calling his marketing team right now
Good job Emily's
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LOL
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TUSCL.NET
All of us are fuckin crazy Joe mommy
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Tuscl.net
Fuck you Jackie
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"TUSCL - where you used to be able to upload pictures"
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^^^ Exactly
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Tuscl.net
Great advice for bad choices
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Tuscl.net
Helping you get over your divorce
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Tuscl.net
Advance theory in chasing strippers
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The above are all true
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The Ultimate Strip Club List - We are the "Ultimate" because "Strip Club List" was already taken. Damn.
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Tuscl.net
The leader in discussing hypothetical situations
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"TUSCL - where creating a 1000 different threads asking about OTC is alright alright alright"
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Tuscl.net
The leader in show clubs
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"TUSCL - where strippers show us their tits (at least the cool ones)"
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"TUSCL - the Consumer Reports of strip clubs"
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"TUSCL - where we're happy to help you with any technical difficulties you may have with our site - just send us a screen shot"
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"TUSCL - where cumming in your pants is considered a skill - kinda like computer programming except it involves semen"
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TUSCL - the retrograde ejaculation of strip club discussion
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These are really outstanding. Being high just makes it that much better.
It's so random how a thread becomes popular. My best stuff you guys almost totally ignore, and everybody loves this one that was just a quick random thought.
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The Ultimate Strip Club List
We're the guys taking home with us tonight the stripper that you're just getting a lap dance from.
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Veni Vedi Veni
translation from latin
I Came I Saw I Came
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TUSCL: The Ugly Strippers Can Leave or Thirsty Unusual Senior Citizen Lovers or Turned Up Senior Citizen Lovers
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TUSCL--Where Detroit is a vacation destination.
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TUSCL--Where you need a System to pay hookers for sex.
TUSCL--Where senior citizens give their retirement savings to single moms.
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This is an excellent discussion! Some of the funniest shit I've found on this site! Great suggestions!
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@Johnsmith- the less words, the better.
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The Ultimate Strip Club List
The Big Rick's Lionhearted pussies are taking over, all you male hairless apes should spend your money on pussy before they go wildebeest on you!
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The Ultimate Strip Club List
We're all moral degenerates who are going to Hell. So for a happier ending, get a lap dance first and die with a smile on your face!!!
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“TUSCL – sure, Muslims get 72 virgins in heaven; but TUSCLers get 72 extras girls – Winning!”
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funny shit all around
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“TUSCL – sure, Muslims get 72 virgins in heaven; but TUSCLers get 72 extras girls – Winning!”
Ace!
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Perhaps we could keep it simple!
“TUSCL – it's brilliant!”
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How do you look up the meaning "evocation"?
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The Ultimate Strip Club list:
"With the advice on here, even San Jose Guy can get laid in Detroit's clubs."
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It's like a support group for horny old men...
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Where being a Pathetic Loser is a good thing...
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Here's where all the tag lines came from. A little late to the game but I'd prefer "The greatest mind fuck you'll ever enjoy!"
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"TUSCL- oh is that where I left that condom"
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"TUSCL - my ex-ATF won't give me back my dick pics"
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I had totally forgotten that weed is the one who started this thread. It was some of your best work tuscl.
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"TUSCL - Women - you can't live with them - thank god for strippers"
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1000 funny comments and three ugly ones
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TUSCL What's posted here, stays here
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TUSCL: Bet you can't guess what I just did in my pants
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Lloyd, is that you?
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I had totally forgotten that I suggested the rotating/changing tag line in this thread. That plus DS in the glossary are my contributions to tuscl. You're welcome.
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The new rotating taglines are brilliant.
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