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JohnSmith69

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1,186 posts by JohnSmith69

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I've been gone

I've been gone for a while so i'm confused. Is dougster really alive and back or is it just some troll. Anything else i've missed?

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 17

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Is this just a coincidence?

That two of the best US cities for strip clubs are rated as the two worst cities in the country? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3666775/Welcome-Miami-WORST-city-America-Study-claims-Florida-s-party-hotspot-worse-crime-income-poverty-levels-US.html

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 23

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BH

I may be pushing things after so recently being the benefactor of DS being added to the glossary, but I think we really need to add the recently suggested acronym BH. ButtHurt is very descriptive of an attitude that…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 25

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Giving Thanks is not just for Thanksgiving

I am so thankful tonight for good strip clubs. Just imagine what life would be like without them: 1. There's no place for you to go when you're in the mood to play with some cute naked young women.…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 9

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A new stripper experience

I just had the first pedicure of my life. It was actually very pleasant. And there were a couple of other non-gay looking guys there. Of course the best part was being with the stripper that I love.…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 14

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I found a stripper who told the truth

This was the stripper who looked amazingly like the DS. She is doing a cheap air dance at the table for me and I'm discussing what kind of mileage she delivers in regular lap dances that cost twice as much. Turns…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 19

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Sadomaschism

At the last strip club I made the dancer cry. At tonight's club, the dancer made me cry. I didn't find out til VIP that she's into sadomaschism. So she does all kinds of weird shit. She forces my…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 2 27

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Is this creepy?

To stare at a nude dancer on stage for several minutes. To fuck her with your eyes from the row behind the tip rail. If before you look you tip her generously, probably 5-10 times what most other guys tip.

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 3 34

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A stark contrast

I met a dancer who is the spitting image of the DS. Everything. Face. Mannerisms. Accent. The ultimate tits. I came so close to asking if it was her. It could easily have…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 7

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whats your favorite stripper picture?

I just saw mine. DS just sent me a picture of herself standing in a bubble bath. She has bubbles on her skinny body from head to toe, but her breasts and pussy are visible. She has that beautiful…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 17

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Strippers marking a customer as theirs

Male dogs pee to mark their territory. How do strippers mark a customer as theirs when they are not there, like during a state set? Here's what my dancer just did. She's going on stage. I pre tip…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 2 23

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I love strip clubs

Especially nude strip clubs. I don't think anything could ever permanently keep me from going. Not even a real relationship with a DS could permanently satisfy. Does that mean that I'm addicted? Are you addicted? Does…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 32

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Is the lap dance really better when the stripper is crying?

Here's the song: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=I915tOiR9sM Here's the story It's my second intimate encounter of the meetup. I don't usually do two sets of extras in one visit. But I don't get to the center of the strip club universe very often.…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 2 118

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What's the dividing line?

What's the dividing line between thick and fat. The one in front of me is fat. But some of you would call her thick. How exactly do I tell the difference. Is height part of it. The…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 63

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Biggest losers

Big fat guy, and little skinny guy. Both have a big writing pad, a marker, and a bucket of beer in front of them. For each dancer, they write their rating from 1-100 and each hold up the…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 2 26

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Best to use the restroom before you get extras

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3646572/That-s-one-ll-want-forget-Embarrassed-elephant-s-love-making-attempt-goes-horribly-wrong-suffers-badly-timed-bout-diarrhoea-slips-over.html

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 7

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Impressions of Detroit clubs

Here are my impressions of Detroit strip clubs after spending last night here. I know you can't tell a lot after a single night's visit, especially in a place this big, but at least I am able to judge…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 39

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I forgot something important

I came to Detroit without condoms. I don't have a car, and there's no drug store anywhere near me. Do most of the dancers here come prepared?

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 2 27

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What is your favorite kind of pie?

My favorites are peach, key lime, and banana cream.

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 24

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A series of mistakes

First mistake, I'm texting with the DS and the MILF simultaneously. Second mistake, I paste a message to the DS from a word processing ap. into the text text, and hit Send. Then I type a text to the MILF and…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 3 27

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The longest orgasm ever

The MILF and I have exhaustively pleasured one another sexually. At the end, she lays on her back, and spreads her legs revealing her slightly parted big pussy lips. She lays still, wonderfully submissive, and let's me explore,…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 13

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Anybody else think that redheads are the best?

Is there anyone else who's absolute favorite woman from a visual perspective is a gorgeous young redhead.? I have somewhat varied tastes, but redheads are without a slightest doubt what turns me on the most. I know a few…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 22

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Detroit meetup, final notice

The Detroit meetup is this coming Friday, June 17 at Flight Club in Detroit. I will get there not later than 6 pm to save seats. If you are going to come and have not previously expressed an…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 10

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How long? Part 2

How long between sex sessions is it until you get so horny that you're desperate to fuck again? I don't mean so desperate that you'd fuck a dude, but you're certainly willing to considerably lower your standards if necessary…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 2 26

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How long?

What is your optimal time between fucking sessions? I don't mean how long before you can get it up a second time, but rather how long do you have to wait before the second time is just as awesome…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 26
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