Impressions of Detroit clubs
JohnSmith69
layin low but staying high
Here are my impressions of Detroit strip clubs after spending last night here. I know you can't tell a lot after a single night's visit, especially in a place this big, but at least I am able to judge strip clubs quicker and better than your average looser. And I have a national perspective for comparison purposes.
Went to three clubs. First Flight Club. There were some reasonably attractive girls (8ish) but all were light chocolate and not my top choice. Since the night was young I decided to move on.
Next to BTs. Quality of dancers here was considerable weaker. I did get dances from a cute Hispanic girl who seemed disappointed that she wasn't going to suck my dick. But overall the dancers were mediocre looking, and there were only a few white girls, all fat.
So after two club visits, I'm wondering "where da white girls at." Well once I got to Landing Strip I found at least a few of the white girls. The lineup was a little better, and I found three girls that the little head would accept. Of course by this time it's 1:30 am so I can no longer be too picky. The second of my 3 choices took care of me.
So here are my impressions of Detroit strip clubs after one full night of clubbing here.
1. Dancers are below average quality in looks in the three clubs I went to. A clear step below the average quality of Follies girls as a comparison.
2. Mileage and extras are off the fucking charts. No place else in the U.S. is like this.
3. While there are lots of clubs, they are really spread out. And Uber service sucks. I waited 10-15 min every time for a car. When I could get one. Twice I had to use Lyft.
4. Overall Detroit deserves the title of strip club capital of the country. If I lived here I'm sure I could find my perfect looking young women in these clubs. It just takes a while to sift through them I suspect.
5. The 2 am closing rule is a pain in the ass. It was hard to find time to fully check out 3 clubs.
6. Prices are reasonable. I tried not to overpay though.
Went to three clubs. First Flight Club. There were some reasonably attractive girls (8ish) but all were light chocolate and not my top choice. Since the night was young I decided to move on.
Next to BTs. Quality of dancers here was considerable weaker. I did get dances from a cute Hispanic girl who seemed disappointed that she wasn't going to suck my dick. But overall the dancers were mediocre looking, and there were only a few white girls, all fat.
So after two club visits, I'm wondering "where da white girls at." Well once I got to Landing Strip I found at least a few of the white girls. The lineup was a little better, and I found three girls that the little head would accept. Of course by this time it's 1:30 am so I can no longer be too picky. The second of my 3 choices took care of me.
So here are my impressions of Detroit strip clubs after one full night of clubbing here.
1. Dancers are below average quality in looks in the three clubs I went to. A clear step below the average quality of Follies girls as a comparison.
2. Mileage and extras are off the fucking charts. No place else in the U.S. is like this.
3. While there are lots of clubs, they are really spread out. And Uber service sucks. I waited 10-15 min every time for a car. When I could get one. Twice I had to use Lyft.
4. Overall Detroit deserves the title of strip club capital of the country. If I lived here I'm sure I could find my perfect looking young women in these clubs. It just takes a while to sift through them I suspect.
5. The 2 am closing rule is a pain in the ass. It was hard to find time to fully check out 3 clubs.
6. Prices are reasonable. I tried not to overpay though.
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Now you know while in the "D" I use my rental car and pass on the cabs.l so I can get around quicker.
2am closing time does suck dick, I wish they stayed open until 4am.
So, you've questioned me in the past on "why did you go to 5 different clubs in one night" and you just did the same thing. Detroit is different and the talent is so hit or miss in the clubs on any given night, it's weird. In one big citites I walk into a club and ALWAYS find a hot girl to hang out with, in detroit not so much. There may be 2 hot girls and they are tied up with a regular, so then it's time to move on.
One thing surprising about your visit, you said Flight Club had mostly ebony dancers? In most of my past visits usually 90% of the dancers were white, if not over 90%, but I'm always there on a Friday or Saturday night.
One of the 9s was at BTs where JS was last night.
If hotstuff or Nina's working it's never an issue. These are beautiful girls with personality and intelligence. They're out there.
I club high most of the time so I can't drive. A car is convenient but weed is such an incredible addition to the clubbing experience that I can't resist most of the time. And I'm not driving impaired. Sorry Rick.
I do tend to define "thick" as fat. Most of the girls at BTs weren't really fat, mostly just what others would call thick.
Penthouse and the newly discovered for me Coliseum are significant steps up in the dancer quality - IMO
That said, totally agree with the hit or miss comments. Have visited Penthouse before and the dancer quality was subpar.
One thing is for sure, colesium seems to always have hot girls and for the last year I've seen the quality decline at the flight club.
But the reason PLs in the know call Detroit the strip club capital of the U.S. is the mileage and extras, which are indeed off the charts. I was at Henry VIII on Monday afternoon and the Criket on Tuesday afternoon and decided just to ask for lap dances and see what happened. In both cases the dancer was unzipping me, pulling my pants down, and sucking my dick by the end of the first song without my even asking for it. I had to slow each one down and negotiate details before letting her continue.
As I PMed a friend upon my return from the D: "Evidently extras are so prevalent in Detroit that you don't even have to ask for them!"
i've never clubbed in detroit, but have heard good things. so you got dances from a cute HISPANIC girl, eh? you know i'm jealous of that! :)
You're not gonna visit any of them?
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I SCed in the D in July 2014 for my first and only time - personally overall I was not too impressed w/ the dancers' looks although that's not to say I found them unattractive; just not irresistible - I also assume that clubs with high-extras are often not gonna be the clubs with the best-looking dancers and many/most D clubs are extras-heavy.
I think most people that rave about the D clubs is more b/c of the willingness and ableness of the dancers vs the dancers necessarily being more attractive than in other cities (i.e. b/c of the ease of extras not found anywhere else to that degree).
While Detroit itself appears to be dogging it, seems like there's a solid mix of north and south for both attactive and unattractive, including a nod to state of Michigan when it comes to attractive women.
I agree detroit clubs are spread out but I try to visit neighboring clubs. For example bogarts and flight club are right by each other. Also subis and h8s are close together.
And as JS69 mentioned; IME it can def be an issue if one wants to club-hop.
Sorry - I don't do impressions
You a'll making me jealous. All I ever get to see of Detroit is the the airport.