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JohnSmith69

layin low but staying high

10 yrs ago · 1 min read

I came to Detroit without condoms. I don't have a car, and there's no drug store anywhere near me. Do most of the dancers here come prepared?

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Meursault

If you trust a strippers dollar store condoms Maybe take an Uber to Walgreen's.

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Papi_Chulo

Don't worry - just don't cum inside of her

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JohnSmith69

Maybe I'll just get a blow job. What's the going rate here? You guys know I sometimes overpay.

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Papi_Chulo

Google a store near a SC you're heading to - bathroom trolls also usually have them & most of the upscale clubs have bathroom trolls

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maho

Yes, the dancers will have them. And have been told you can get from the bathroom trolls.

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a21985

Detroit, where extras aren't the exception but the expectation. Yeah, in my experience they almost all come prepared. But if you're a bareskin or other fancy variation fan, you're gonna want to go out and buy your own to bring.

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Papi_Chulo

Ask Nina for one

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Papi_Chulo

IDK if the dancers carry petite size though - I'm usually SOL if I don't bring my own (especially in the black clubs)

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JohnSmith69

Lots o white guys here. I bet they have petite.

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Papi_Chulo

LOL

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Ermita_Nights

Many do, but not all, and sometimes by the time they locate one in the bottom of their purse I've lost interest. I recommend you bring one (or more). Never gotten one from the bathroom troll at FC but I'd be surprised if he doesn't have one.

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Papi_Chulo

Just make sure & look that the bathroom troll doesn't pull it off his dick b/f he gives it to you

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JohnSmith69

Well no need for a condom at FC. On to option 2.

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Papi_Chulo

Where to?

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JohnSmith69

BTs

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JohnSmith69

I'm high so now I think people are following me. I should not have disclosed my location.

I'm going to Penthouse.

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ATACdawg

Fortune favors the prepared, JS! ;-D

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Papi_Chulo

Go to Bogarts - I think one gets complimentary condoms at the door there

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mikeya02

As long as you're adequatetly armed you're good

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JohnSmith69

Damn. Dancers at BTs suck. Both in the good way and in the bad way. All of them. I'm off to option 3. Bogarts.

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clubdude

Damn dude I just left Bogart's at around 12:40 am. Who was that slim brunette with the bolt-ons? She just lost out on a good payday.

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Longball300
  1. Yes the restroom troll will have some or 2) Have the cab/uber driver stop for a minute at the CVS at Merriman and Van Born like I have. In the back towards the Pharmacy or 3) Have the bitch bum one off one of her slut friends.
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4got2wipe

"Just make sure & look that the bathroom troll doesn't pull it off his dick b/f he gives it to you"

Ace!

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JohnSmith69

Saying Bogarts was my effort to throw anybody off my trail who might be following me. I really went to landing strip. I'll post something about it.

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s88

I have a paper checklist I keep in my briefcase on how to SC. Everything to take to the SC, what to leave at home or at my hotel. I always carry 2 condoms in wallet. I know what works with my dick, the stripper doesn't. Had issues with condoms slipping off in 1 thrust, or so tight I loose my hard on. I always carry 2 in case there is failure in putting on the first one (not unrolled correctly).

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ime

is this thread how we hear in a couple weeks JS69 made another mistake when high and now has the HIV.

Going bareback in Detroit would be a huge blunder.

You fell victim to one of the classic blunders - The most famous of which is "never get involved in a land war in Asia" - but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line"! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha...

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san_jose_guy

You see JS69 take a little blue pill and go into a toilet stall. No phone booths anymore, so he uses toilet stalls. When he comes out he's wearing blue spandex and a cape, and on his chest it says JS69 Stripper Fucking Expert.

And you can see that he has a hard on which does not depend on sexual stimulation.

He doesn't need a car to go to the clubs, even out of town clubs, as he just flies through the sky.

So if he forgets anything, even something important, he can quickly fly back to retrieve it.

SJG

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