Best to use the restroom before you get extras

Frankly, the odds of me falling over into my own shit while I'm fucking standing up are quite low...but it's best to poo first in case she has a vibe to use on me.

I just wonder how much it costs to go watch elephants fuck?

^ laugh out loud @rockstar

I don't know shadowcat, but I'll look into it.

Poor elephant. Not a thing you want to have happen during sex.

Awe poor guy! What a shitty thing to happen!

Just his luck. The one time he shits while fucking a cute thick one some guy happens to be videoing him.