First mistake, I'm texting with the DS and the MILF simultaneously.
Second mistake, I paste a message to the DS from a word processing ap. into the text text, and hit Send. Then I type a text to the MILF and paste a web site link. But it's not the link. It's my message to the DS.
The message waiting to be sent to the MILF mentions the DS by name. It mentions an upcoming date when I'm "out of town." It indirectly suggests the age of the DS (it's clear she's young), and it mentions sex issues that I don't have with the MILF. So it's indisputably a sexual message to another, much younger woman.
Third mistake. I did all of this while high. And for some stupid reason weed is just dying to push the fucking Send button. No real reason. He just likes to fuck with me.
It took all of the strength and energy of the sober part of my brain to close the text ap without pushing send first. So another disaster averted.
But it would have made a funny story for my book if Weed had won the fight.


"text text" was supposed to be "text ap.". I regret the error and any inadvertent confusion it may have caused.