A series of mistakes
JohnSmith69
layin low but staying high
First mistake, I'm texting with the DS and the MILF simultaneously.
Second mistake, I paste a message to the DS from a word processing ap. into the text text, and hit Send. Then I type a text to the MILF and paste a web site link. But it's not the link. It's my message to the DS.
The message waiting to be sent to the MILF mentions the DS by name. It mentions an upcoming date when I'm "out of town." It indirectly suggests the age of the DS (it's clear she's young), and it mentions sex issues that I don't have with the MILF. So it's indisputably a sexual message to another, much younger woman.
Third mistake. I did all of this while high. And for some stupid reason weed is just dying to push the fucking Send button. No real reason. He just likes to fuck with me.
It took all of the strength and energy of the sober part of my brain to close the text ap without pushing send first. So another disaster averted.
But it would have made a funny story for my book if Weed had won the fight.
Second mistake, I paste a message to the DS from a word processing ap. into the text text, and hit Send. Then I type a text to the MILF and paste a web site link. But it's not the link. It's my message to the DS.
The message waiting to be sent to the MILF mentions the DS by name. It mentions an upcoming date when I'm "out of town." It indirectly suggests the age of the DS (it's clear she's young), and it mentions sex issues that I don't have with the MILF. So it's indisputably a sexual message to another, much younger woman.
Third mistake. I did all of this while high. And for some stupid reason weed is just dying to push the fucking Send button. No real reason. He just likes to fuck with me.
It took all of the strength and energy of the sober part of my brain to close the text ap without pushing send first. So another disaster averted.
But it would have made a funny story for my book if Weed had won the fight.
27 comments
Why couldn't there be an 'unsend' button?
I communicate with my customers via txt a lot, you'd be amazed at the amount of txts sent to me by accident on a weekly basis.
To prevent this, I always clear my txts out at the end of the day, if there's something in that txt that I need for later, I screen capture it just to be safe.
JS69:
Had you made that text, the outcome probably would have been worthy of a TUSCL article!
With JohnSmith69 it is "Stoned old people problems"
Perhaps you were stoned when you wrote the original post, but did you actually send the inappropriate text? It sounds like the non-stoned part of your brain kept you from sending. If so, brilliant! ;)
Kept tryin' hard to mend the pieces of my broken heart
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I will survive!"
SJG
She knows who you are addressing.
That's right, keep it generic. Always consider all of your women as though they were one.
:)
SJG
Are you sure it didnt send?
Ive texted the wrong girl a few times, especially when the convo is current with them. Nowadays Ill get a pic from them and use with their contact profile so as a last resort I'm looking at whom I'm about to text.
SJG