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7 years ago
Damn. Then blow job queen is gonna have a hard time making her payments on that new car.
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7 years ago
I hate feature dancers. But MJ thought that the last two midgets that I saw in a club (the "shot guy" and a customer getting laps at mons Venus) were hilarious. So I guess I would mind seeing a midget stripper.
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7 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
Shailynn, if you would stick to 18 year olds shit like this wouldn't happen to you. While an 18 year old could turn fat or otherwise unattractive in the course of a year, it's a lot less likely with a teenager than it is with a MILF. But you are right about getting rid of blond hair. Almost always a big mistake unless the girl is going with more of a red shade.
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7 years ago
For me, a DS must not be
-Cuban
-Mexican
-Colombian
-Dominican
- Puerto Rican, or
- Brazilian
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7 years ago
Happens to me all the time. I get a girlfriend. We fuck. Then invariablly she asks me to start tucking her friends too.
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7 years ago
It happens pretty often. I often ask for it and many dancers agree as long as I promise not to cause any pain.
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7 years ago
Life is too short to duck a fat stripper.
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7 years ago
I agree completely with your tentative conclusion. Scarlett's for the hottest girls, Tootsies for extra high mileage. Only caveat is that Ive never been to E11 downtown. It may have really hot women given the insanely high prices but it's as much night club as strip club as I understand it.
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7 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
I used to enjoy her comedy but her anti-Trump bullshit has really turned me off. I haven't watched anything of hers in a while and I don't intend to.
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7 years ago
Goin to the cheap hotel was an obvious mistake. A nice hotel is no guarantee but it certainly lessens the risks. This is also why I carry a handgun to most otc outings, and I know how to use it safely and accurately. If a guy comes into the room he is going to be shot.
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7 years ago
I posted a thread about gummy bears a year or two ago after I first experienced them on a stripper. The bottom line is that while I abhor fake tits, I have felt a few gummy bears that were very close to the look and feel of real tits. If you play for a while and are experienced, you will eventually suspect that they are fake. But gummy bear tits are vastly superior to the old kinds of bolt ons. If a woman must get fake breasts, it is definitely worth it to pay more for gummy bears.
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7 years ago
The more I do this the more I realize that most strippers are easily replaceable. The strip club door is a revolving one with new beautiful young women coming through all the time. I've only once ever met a dancer who I don't think that I could ever replace.
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7 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
If she wasn't such a whore that young woman could be a DS. Too bad she didn't have red hair.
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7 years ago
I'll pass. I've already got more pussy than I know what to do with.
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7 years ago
I have never understood guys who are too shy or timid to stage tip, approach the girl they want, etc. As long as you spend money and wear deodorant, the women will be receptive no matter how attractive they are. If you can't pursue a stripper, I don't seee how you can pursue any woman.
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7 years ago
It took me about 12-13 years. But that was mostly because I was married and didn't want to cheat on the old ball and chain.
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7 years ago
I have never mentioned a dancer name in a review and I doubt that I ever will. They are club reviews, not dancer reviews. Dancers come and go and whoever is mentioned in a review will likely be long gone by the time I go there.
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7 years ago
I have no ideas about his reviews. But sometimes I enjoy his comments.
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7 years ago
Wow $3 is a good price for full service. I've got to stop overpaying.
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7 years ago
I have always heard that a blow job is better with a pierced tongue. But I've never tried it out. It makes sense that the kissing would be weird.
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7 years ago
Most dancers have a routine that they follow every time. That doesn't usually bother me but if I want something different I just ask for it. Slower, faster, or whatever.
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7 years ago
a2, I'd be glad to buy you a non extras lap dance if you can make it to the Detroit meet up this summer.
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7 years ago
Ok here are some more
30. Will complain if left off the list
Estafador
31. Founded tuscl
Founder
32. Hates Larry fish sticks as much as dougster hates Ricky boy
Shailynn
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7 years ago
I pass twice
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7 years ago
As soon as I can get to it today I'll post a master list of all of the answers but I think you guys have gotten most if not all of them.