Feature dancer night.... bust!!!!
dutchman2000Oklahoma
Decided to end a bad day by driving an hour and a half to club. Turns out that there's a feature, so cover is 30 ,not 10. ( But u get a free $5 drink ... Meh). This so I get to watch a midget (her words) dance. Bridgette the midget. ..
To top it off, few dancers and way too much cellulite!!!! ( I'm a spinner fan)... Lesson learned!!!! Call ahead. ( Still here . Bored enough to write this between shooing them away.
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last commentLOL.... I've seen Bridget the midget. Good for a laugh. But not very funny if it wasn't what you were expecting. Sorry for your suffering.
Actually Bridgette was the highlight. Did finally find one my type and let her take me back for the most uninspired dance I've had in a long time. One n done n out the door.
There wasn't much money being made. About half the usual costomers by midnight. You'd think they'd be motivated ( or maybe was just my mood. Can't all be good night's).
The only good thing about features now is if you line up a dance beforehand to take to VIP, you get the longest songs possible. Instead of 2-3 minutes per song, the DJ will play something like the entire version of Fire Woman by The Cult or something similar. Great value with the right house dancer.
CP
Good point. Unfortunately I timed it wrong. But dancer turned out to be a bust anyway.
Back in the day, Pink Pony and Gold Rush would have feature dancers once a month. After seeing one or two, I would turn around at the door if I learned a feature was dancing...all for the reasons you described. The one exception was the former penthouse pet, "Melissa Wolf". she was a gorgeous exception, really put on a show and would really push the boundaries including laying the customer with a $20 in their mouth on their back on main stage and grabbing the bill with her pussy!
How much to have sexual entercouse with Bridget ?
I hate feature dancers. But MJ thought that the last two midgets that I saw in a club (the "shot guy" and a customer getting laps at mons Venus) were hilarious. So I guess I would mind seeing a midget stripper.
JS69....gives a whole new meaning to the definition of a "spinner"!
bubba - Pink Pony still has them.
Shows how long since I've been. Too many times they are washed up porn stars that have fake tits and that I've never heard of before. Of course, that's not too hard to do since I don't watch porn and don't know any of the names.