When you think of what type of strippers JS69 likes, everyone knows they're the barely legal type. Well, the type of strippers I like could be those girls mom. It must have something to do with living in a neighborhood full of hot MILFs that drive their Cadillac Escalades slurping Starbucks, too lazy to work, enjoying the spoils of their husbands working their 60 hour work weeks while they drink wine, pop xanax and socialize at the gym. I sear every time I leave the gym I contemplate masturbating in my car because of the sensory overload of watching MILF central in spandex, dancing during Zumba Class (thank god the elliptical machines are right in front of that class).
Anyway to my stripper... I met a hot stripper around June last year that fits the MILF description. Typical MILF stripper, but put together well, abet a little on the trashy side but could still pull of the soccermom MILF fantasy with a little coaching. We had a great time in VIP, and she gave me her number, telling me she could meet anytime outside the club and to look her up next time I'm in town.
Here we are, almost a year later and I finally line up to meet with her. I've probably contacted her at least half a dozen times and every time she wasn't working the day I was in town. This Saturday was a different story. I stayed overnight and was heading home Saturday, she mentioned she was working the afternoon shift, so I thought I could at least stop by before I headed home, after all a nice BJ or full service session would make the long drive home much more manageable. Like usual I never am specific with a stripper but I told her I would try to stop by on Saturday, and this conversation happened early in the week. Which as we know with most strippers might as well have been a decade ago.
I go into the club around 1PM, and this isn't a good spot for afternoon business... it's dead. No girls on stage, I walk to the back bar and there's 2 strippers, 1 is talking to a customer another one is feverishly hot boxing cigarettes. I sat at the bar and got a drink and this stripper must have had 3 cigarettes in 5 minutes. The bar is a horseshoe, she is sitting at the bottom facing outward and I am on one of the sides. Is it her? Could it be? I think it is the girl I saw last year, but man that doesn't look like her. A brunette (used to be a blonde), at least 20 or 30 lbs heavier, and so much foundation on her face that her neck and face are different colors. Oh shit, it is her!!!! She looks horrible! She turns and looks directly at me (we are about 15 feet apart in a dark room) and I get up and quickly leave the bar. I can see her wheels turning in her head, trying to remember if she recognizes me, by that time I'm already outside getting in my car. I honestly don't remember seeing any stripper a year later going from hot to horrible as much as she did.
Side note, at least 80% of women who go blonde and go back to brunette or black, are making a mistake. Very few Caucasian women look better as a brunette than a blonde.
