Comments by JohnSmith69 (page 3)

Just keep count of the songs as you go. After each song ends confirm how many songs up to that point. I almost always do this with a dancer that I don’t know. But if I got overcharged 3 songs no fucking way I’m gonna pay it. I’d tell her I’ll pay for 3, and she can get the manager to come and collect the rest.

I tell them my name is Benjamin.

I have never cared much about what a woman’s ankles or feet look like. I’m also fine with her being dumb. But otherwise I generally agree with most of the other turn offs listed.

Is this Bucks Dallas or Ft Worth?

I’ve seen just about everything in a strip club but I’ve yet to see anyone die. Hope it stays that way.

CHICAGO is a horrible place to go looking for a “Follies VIP Experience.”but if you must try, I have two suggestions. First, stay the duck away from admiral theatre. In terms of mileage, it’s the exact opposite of Follies. Second, try Atlantis. It’ll cost more than Follies, but then again almost everyplace costs more than Follies. The mileage will be less too but you’ll likely leave satisfied with the experience.

I find it best to let the little head make these types of decisions.

I often look around to see which girls give the best dances. And I’m also looking to see which girls may be providing extra friendly attention. It’s valuable information to use in deciding who you want to pay to be your girlfriend for the evening.

I don't remember any Brazilian dancers.

Bare Elegance and Mons are the only two clubs that I know of where most of the girls walk around nude all evening. There are several other clubs where walking around topless or nude is allowed but not required. The only club that I know of with topless waitresses and bar tenders is the vegan club in Portland. Somebody please post the name of that place.

It pretty clearly doesn’t work or is never turned on. I walk thru every time I visit with lots of metal in my pockets.

Very sad. So sorry GMD.

Butt plugs are big in the Portland clubs. Fortunately I haven’t seen very many of them anywhere else. I hope it stays that way.

What Atlanta club requires underwear? Never heard that one before. Dress codes are legal but the problem I see here is enforcement. In order to enforce this, they have to look down customers’ pants. And in order not to discriminate they have to do that with every customer, male and female, black and white. We all know this doesn’t happen. Instead, they only check the creepy looking losers who look like they are there to shop for $10 blow jobs. For me personally, if a bouncer wants to look down my pants I would tell him that I will call the cops and have him arrested for assault.

My weakness is 18 year old redheads with large natural breasts. It doesn’t matter if they are high mileage or not. I train them.

A stripper who does not allow two way contact is a stripper who I will not see more than once. Even if she’s an 18 year old redhead with huge natural tits, we are done if she won’t let me touch during a lap dance. You will never get this girl to fuck you OTC. But she will be glad to string you along for months by making you think that if you just keep spending a little more money you might finally get between her legs. You’ll stupidly keep throwing money at her until one day you finally realize that you should have listened to me when you posted this. I’m all for a PL finding his DS and falling in love with her. But this woman is not a DS. She’s a low mileage stripper. Move on. There will be another. There always is.

I fell asleep at the tip tail at mons Venus. This dancer with hideous fake tits was giving me a fantastic shoulder massage while she was on stage. And I was very very high. Hard to know but I’d guess that I was asleep for 2-3 min. No money was missing when I woke up.

I’d put Portland in the top 20, maybe top 15, of strip club cities. It’s no higher because the dancers are covered with an insane number of tats, mileage can be limited, and there are no extras.

I feel less pathetic after reading this post.

This is an easy one to explain. Many guys want to chill, drink, take in the view, and visit with a few girls before the real fun begins. It's not at all uncommon that I see a girl that I like on stage soon after I arrive, and I do basically what you describe -- express my interest, tip generously, and tell her that she'll make a bunch o cash if she finds me later. I appreciate a strong work ethic on stage and I would tip accordingly, but I don't spend until I'm ready to. It's my prerogative since I'm the customer.

The top five strip club areas/cities in my opinion: 1. Southeast Florida, from Miami north to at least West Palm. 2. Detroit 3. LA/COI 4. Dallas 5. Tie between Tampa and Atlanta. Phoenix would have made the top five until LE took the blow job queen's job a year or two back. And I realize that many people love Vegas clubs but they aren't my thing.

I suspect that strip clubs will be one of the last places to still accept cash. So we should all be good for quite a while.

most guys would choose to be pleasured by her mouth/tongue rather than her hand. Women are no different.

Admiral Theatre is one of the worst strip clubs I have ever been to in one of the worst strip club cities in America. But if you enjoy over paying for zero mileage then I suppose it might be your kinda place. Otherwise drive south for a while and things will improve.

There is no such thing as natural tits that are too big. Giant tits are even better (and more rare) on a petite girl.